Reverend Rudegur - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm Brandon, but some people refer to me as Rudegur(sounds like [mud]-egg-er), or Rudy for short. The reason I call myself Reverend Rudegur on here is because I'm actually an ordained minister. I have yet to preform a wedding and I'm actually a little nervous about doing that, but I figure I can marry friends or something some day. I worked at McDonalds for a year and became an MIT after only six months because I'm a badass. I quit because the job was the worst job I've ever had and now I'm working at Paradise Bakery, making more money to boot. It's also located in a mall, so I get to eye the beautiful women that pass by all day long. And my fellow co-workers won't look like slobs. I'm also a photographer. I have my work up here in my pictures section, so take a look. Some of it's good, some of it isn't. It all depends on your opinion, so make it a good one. I like long walks on the beach, helping people with pink eye, and putting pedestrians in their place with my car. I like movies, your mom, candy, children, kitty cats, and ping pong. I'm the ping pong champion of 2010. I was also in boy scouts. Uhhh, I'm not too great at describing myself here... Just ask anything you might want to know, for most of that shit was just me screwing around. My screen name on AIM is CornCobNut7.
I wasn't able to afford the fetus, so I put a shrimp in the jar instead.

You are a Tomboy Girl!

Instead of flirting, you tend to pal around with the guys you crush on. And why not? You can hold your own in sports, video games, and gross out contests. Just make sure and suprise them with a touch of girlishness every once and a while. Then you'll be treated like the hottie you are - not like one of the guys.
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My Interests

I guess I like to take scenic photos. I really love it, but lately I haven't found a good place. I need to head up north to the forrests and take some pictures there. Ahhh, I can't wait! I also aspire to become a good psychologist, but we'll see how that goes, huh? If anyone needs something to talk about, they can come to me. I always listen and help out to the best of my ability. I'm not an actual psychologist though, so don't expect anything out of me, heh. But helping people is something I like to do, I think that's why I've decided to become a psychologist.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet people who I can bond with on an intellectual level. That means you probably don't fall into that category. I also want to meet a pidgeon with lips.

If you feel that you've met the requirements, my AIM screen name is CornCobNut7 I'm in this video, and I show my true punk rock self.

Music:

I'm difficult when it comes to music, but I'm pretty open to anything. I listen to bands such as 3 Doors Down, A.F.I., Offspring, Red Hot Chili Peppers, System of a Down, Weezer, Tub Ring, I've been really into Jack Johnson lately, Dave Matthews, The Shins, and the Misfits. I even listen to Japanese rock music(otherwise knowns as J-rock)from groups like Nightmare, Dir en Grey, Gackt, Hyde, Kagerou, BIS, Miyavi, D'espairsRay, etc. etc. and I even listen to Chinese classical music, but that's usually when I want to relax and such. I'll listen to just about anything and I'm all up for hearing new stuff.

Movies:

Pregnancy Test

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Hitler Rap

WHITESTKIDS.COM sketch by the 'Whitest Kids U Know'
Okay, movies I really enjoy. Well, Pulp Fiction for one. Ya know, almost anything I've seen from Quentin Tarantino is pretty badass, such as Resevoir Dogs and Jackie Brown. I've seen a couple of movies from Wes Anderson and I have enjoyed them on such a great level, you may have heard of them; The Royal Tenenbaums and the Life Aquatic. I expect great things from that man in the future. And speaking of "future," Back to the Future has been one of my favorites since I was a child, and I think I like the second one the most, though the third one is pretty damn good too. Fight Club has got to be one of my top favorites, so smart and full of nutty goodness. God, the Goonies has got to be one of the best, if not the best, 80's movie I've ever seen, though Stand By Me is pretty good too. Star Wars episodes IV, V, and VI are defietly up there on my list(I was a Star Wars nerd as a kid). I'm into some anime movies as well. Hayao Miyazaki has done some of the best anime I've ever seen in my life, it's amazing. Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, the Cat Returns and countless others, I'm still on a quest to purchase all of his work. Let's see, there's Bad Santa, Big Fish and Edward Scissorhands(Tim Burton is a genious), the Blues Brothers, and countless others. I'm a movie person, so this list could just continue. Oh, and has anyone seen Milo and Otis? I own so many DVD's, and I wonder where I put all my money.

Television:

Fuck t.v.

Books:

I actually had a list of books here, but they are now erased somehow? That pisses me off. Just know that I am very capable of reading and I do it well, I just don't do it too often.

Heroes:

Heroes are for the people that can't fend for themselves.I do like this guy though.....

My Blog

Women are obnoxious

I'm sick of having to play games with women. I'm 20 years old, and in less than five months, I'll be 21. Unfortuneatly, the only women I ever seem to find these day's are girls that want ...
Posted by Reverend Rudegur on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:23:00 PST

Kids are talking so old, but they still act so young

Last night as I was walking to the parking lot after work, waiting for Jer because I was giving him a ride home, I ran into a bunch of kids. Not to be stereotyping here, but they were black kids, and ...
Posted by Reverend Rudegur on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 08:26:00 PST

This is totally outrageous and ridiculous. People these day's are morons.

So I'm sitting there this morning, watching the news with my parents, sipping my coffee and enjoying it's rich, bold flavor, when an outrageous commercial comes on. It's an anti-drug commercial ...
Posted by Reverend Rudegur on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 06:08:00 PST

Another step into the future and another detachment from life

So starts another semester of school. This time I shall apply myself much harder, I will avoid all things that get in my way and I will work hard. Speaking of work, I wo...
Posted by Reverend Rudegur on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 08:44:00 PST

Euphoric feelings dashed to nothing

Ever just feel really happy with yourself out of no where? Maybe after just seeing a really good movie or being with people you care about or maybe just doing a really good th...
Posted by Reverend Rudegur on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 08:35:00 PST

My experience with human behavior at its best

I love predicting how people are going to treat me and act every time something happens.I was thinking of the past about how I used to hang out with a bunch of friends who tried to turn me into the bi...
Posted by Reverend Rudegur on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 08:41:00 PST

Take me seriously

I'm always the guy who makes everyone laugh, has to be the center of attention. But I'm smart, too. I do have feelings. Nothing happened, nobody hurt me or anything. I just wa...
Posted by Reverend Rudegur on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 12:14:00 PST

The myths and the truths about real love

I've been reading alot in English(there's a shocker, right?) and we just finished reading some articles about romantic love. These articles have sort of answered a question t...
Posted by Reverend Rudegur on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 08:56:00 PST

Too much time means time to think and reflect. That's not always good...

I'm sure everyone has one of those times when you sit and think and you feel that the decisons you've made lately have been bad. You just jump into things that you wish you thought out a little ...
Posted by Reverend Rudegur on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 03:44:00 PST

Blast From the Past Part III

This is a post from two years ago tomorrow. I had gotten a new job! I had the job for two day's and decided I didn't like it. I didn't work for proabably six months or so after that....
Posted by Reverend Rudegur on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 11:20:00 PST