Danger Sam (lookin fresh to death)

About Me

Hey Bitches. Im Sam, I pretty much like to hang out and Do stupid shit that gets me in trouble. Im fucking crazy with a wii-mote and im not afraid to use it. I live at my brothers and eat his food, its fucking sweet. I like to drink to much and do fucked up shit while im drunk. Its goodtimes for me. I once pooped myself at the fair when i was a kid. I have mad S.T.Y.L.E. I think Chris Meadows is the biggest homo in the world. I watch a mad amount of movies and can pretty much quote any movie known to man.Sam ..

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My Interests

Movies and music (im original cant you tell) Doing random things give me a boner. So my interest are pretty much everything.

I'd like to meet:

No fat Chicks. (im fucking serious)In the fine words of James Bugglin JR.I was going to take action to prevent global warming... but i'm busy locked in my bomb shelter swatting down africanized killer bees living off my Y2K water overstock hiding from the bird flu. lets calm down a little on the global warming pussies. worst case scenario - with all that extra water and heat we can go swimming all year round.Scare tactics. Bunch of queers. Done with you.

Music:

Anything that is non-stop rocking.Mostly rock, punk, and good sounding pop. Fuck yea.

Movies:

I like so many movies its sick......no joke........you would probobly vomit. Yea....thats what i thought....sick.

Television:

Tivo, its the bomb. I really like Scrubs and G4tv. I got introduced to Weeds from my friend AA and i think its pretty awesome. Ninja Warrior is off the hook.

Books:

I dont know how to read. (at least not as well as i used too)

Heroes:

Spiderman, Superman, Batman, Captain America....... i think they are heroes.