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Ron

GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!!!

About Me



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I am living in California but I am originally from Glendale, Arizona. I am in the navy and finally finished college. I am quiting the military life soon and will probably grow a huge beard and play guitar on the street corner...very poor guitar..but still, if you see me, drop money in my case! Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

My motorcycle, music, snowboarding, and golf. Ok, golf is cool because it is the ONLY good excuse to get drunk at 9 in the morning and not be considered an alcoholic.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet girls with those NERD GIRL glasses!!! Will Farrell....OH!!! Milla Jovovich. I have this thing for a girl who looks hot with a gun! I would also like to meet Mr.T but, it would have to be the Mr.T from the 80's because I heard that he is ultra religious now. Oh, and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...they live in the sewer, right?

Music:

My buddy matt's band FIVESPEED! Stone Temple Pilots was my first concert every so I will always dig them. Sublime, The Rollins Band, Bad Religion, Rage Against the machine, Tool, Alice in Chains, Nirvana and Social Distortion are the all time favorite. I totally dig The Drop Kick Murphys, Dave Matthews Band and The Bare Naked Ladies, Chevelle, Filter, Smile Empty Soul, Foo Fighters, Stone Sour, Godsmack, the Ataris are cool. Of course there are always the classics though like Johnny Cash, Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin

Fivespeed

Movies:

The FIFTH ELEMENT and RESIDENT EVIL(Milla is sssoo hOT!!) Indiana Jones(I want to be him when I grow up!!! ) Wayne’s World… That movie was my first date in the 6th grade! The original Planet of the Apes was awesome. The Crow, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Pulp Fiction, Trainspotting, The Boondock Saints. Pretty much any John Cusak movie is great...mostly the cheesy 80's one's. Scarface, Godfather, and Apocalypse Now are some of the cool drama movies. Out Cold, Dodge Ball and Anchor Man are great. Will Ferrell rules!

Television:

Television rots your brain...mostly because of this whole trend with reality TV! What the FUCK! The only reality show that is remotely cool is American Choppers! Well, Pimp My Ride is kinda cool. The best Television show has got to be Crank Yankers! Hey.. you look like Special ED, fucko!!!!!

Books:

My favorite thing to read is probably ceareal boxes!! Rice Kripies and Fruit loops are very interesting. Other than that Spy Novels by John LE Carre like the Russia House. Robert Ludlum's spy novels are great too. Any book by Nick Hornby but my favorite is High Fidelity!

Heroes:

Your mom....