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About Me

Watch this clip. It is funny. You will laugh. A lot.Then watch this one which will also make you laugh, although slightly less than the first one, but still a bit...I've been around the world (but I, I, I, I can't find my baybeeee)Get your layout at Punk MySpace Layouts

My Interests

Creative-type stuff like Writing film scripts, Painting, Drawing, Sculpture, Papier mache and photography.

I'd like to meet:

Sylvester Stallone Because I'd like to write his biography (hey, he's a real smart guy!) The fella who invented Prozac To shake him by the hand. Aaah, what the heck, I'd probably kiss him full on the lips. With tongues. Shane Black and William Goldman Best...Screenwriters...Ever! Naomie Harris Because she's yummy and makes me go squiggly inside my tummy, even when she's got manky teeth in Pirates of the Caribbean. That bloke out of Prison Break So I could beat him to a bloody pulp and he would no longer be fancied by EVERY WOMAN IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. Still, he has got a stupid name. Wentworth, haha! Alesha Dixon and Maxee Maxwell and Anika Noni Rose Because they reply to my emails even though they're dead famous and stuff. Which is... y'know...nice...

Music:

Ray Charles - I got a woman. Sir Mixalot - Baby Got Back. Force One Network - Spirit. Radiohead - Paranoid Android. Mascagni - Intermezzo from Cavalerria Rusticana. Prince - Cream. IAM - Je Danse le Mia. Kanye West - Jesus Walks. Maxee - When I look into your eyes.

Movies:

Chick movie (for guys) Field of Dreams Chick movie (for actual chicks) Up to you, love... Drunk and eating a kebab movie Last Boy Scout Film to stop you slashing your wrists Rocky Film to make you want to slash your wrists Rocky V Film to make you cry heartrending snot-ladened sobs My Life Film to make you laugh until milk comes out of your nose, even if you're not actually drinking milk at the time Anchorman Film that makes you think you could be the last of the great romantics, even if you have a face like a dog's bottom Cyrano De Bergerac Film that you tell girls is your favorite in the hope of getting into their undies and you know "Weekend at Bernies" just isn't going to hack it. Crash

Television:

Anything that isn't a soap opera or a reality TV show (unless it's a reality TV show with C list celebs in). CSI, and at a push CSI NY, but never CSI Miami with that horrible cocky ginger bloke. Prison Break. Harry Hill's TV Burp. Family Guy. Channel 4 news. House.

Books:

I'm reading "Speak Japanese in 15 minutes", and lots of travel guides. Favourite book is "Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close" by Jonathan Safran Foer. Go and read it and then tell me how right I was.

Heroes:

Ray Charles Muhammad Ali

My Blog

Judging a book by it's cover...

I am a playah. You all know that. Hey, I know you know because so many of you have written and told me. An opinion that seems to be largely based on the people I have in my friends list, I guess. Beca...
Posted by The Pursuit of Daddyness on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 10:06:00 PST

My brain is full...

Most of you are younger than me... well, the ones who haven't lied about their ages are... so you won't have come across this phenomenon yet, so here's a foretaste of what's to come.My brain is full. ...
Posted by The Pursuit of Daddyness on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 10:31:00 PST

My Father's Day card...

My daughter's just come home and given me the Father's Day card she made for me. This is what she wrote inside...*****Dear Daddy,Happy Father's day! You are the greatest father in the world. It's a bi...
Posted by The Pursuit of Daddyness on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 01:30:00 PST

Father's and Mother's Days....

This year, for the first time, I didn't have my daughter with me for Father's Day. Her mother hadn't seen her for a while and so I let her switch weekends. Aren't I lovely? Couldn't you just get a spo...
Posted by The Pursuit of Daddyness on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 10:14:00 PST

A night to remember...

So those of you who know me well will also know that I did my bit for Care in the Community on Saturday night and took my MySpace friend foXyMOpHanDleMama (Not her real name. Her real name is PurpleHe...
Posted by The Pursuit of Daddyness on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 10:51:00 PST

Shocked and disgusted...

I've just discovered my daughter's been getting spam emails for willy enlargement pills.I'm utterly stunned.Her willy is already enormous...
Posted by The Pursuit of Daddyness on Mon, 21 May 2007 03:29:00 PST

The Pursuit of Daddyness...

You know, I was lying in bed last night, and looking at my little daughter slumbering next to me, grinding her teeth and stealing the duvet, and it suddenly dawned on me. This is it. This is probably ...
Posted by The Pursuit of Daddyness on Tue, 15 May 2007 03:03:00 PST

Celestial....

I was discussing relationships with my daughter and she told me I should be celestial. Wasn't quite sure what she meant at first. Further investigation and some rigorous quesioning revealed that she m...
Posted by The Pursuit of Daddyness on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 10:33:00 PST

I'm bored so here's 10 interesting facts about meeeee!!!

What the hell, it's a ice-breaker, isn't it?1. I posed naked for a newpaper ad that appeared all over the world. My bits were covered by a briefcase though. A really big one.2. I used to share an agen...
Posted by The Pursuit of Daddyness on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 01:53:00 PST

Stupid, stupid myspace spamming stupidheads...

I'm getting really pissed of with getting friend requests from spammers. Not just spammers, but spammers who clearly think I'm thick. Too thick, for instance, to notice that you, masquerading as a 23 ...
Posted by The Pursuit of Daddyness on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 02:14:00 PST