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MISTRI DEE

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Find a guy, who calls you beautiful instead of hot. Who calls you back when you hang up on him. Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead. Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. Who holds your hand in front of his friends. Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, " ...that's her." The Brain Test My Result: Right-brained Most right-brained people like you are flexible in many realms of their lives. Whether picking up on the nuances of musical concerto, appreciating the subtle details in a work of art, or seeing the world from a different perspective, right-brained people are creative, imaginative, and attuned to their surroundings.
People probably see your thinking process as boundless, and that might translate to your physical surroundings as well. Some people think of you as messier than others. It's not that you're disorganized, it's just that you might use different systems to organize (by theme, by subject, by color). Straight alphabetization and rigidly ordered folders are not typical of right-brained behavior.
You are also more intuitive than many. When it comes to reading literature, you probably prefer creative writing or fiction over nonfiction. And when it comes to doing math, you might find you enjoy geometry more than other forms like algebra. Take this test >value='http://www.youtube.com/cp/vjVQa1PpcFMU8AAgxtvDPyv VgG-PkjqTvctfrK70RCM='> .... ....
What Your Favorite Color Red Says About You:
Ambitious --- Energetic --- Passionate
Spontaneous --- Attractive --- Inspiring
Seductive --- Powerful --- Addicting What Does Your Favorite Color Say About You?******************************************************** ***
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MARY J BLIGEIt..s better to have a Help Mate than a Help Weight, because you can do bad all by yourself. It..s great to be in luv and have someone with you. However, you should make surethat the person you are with is willing to work with you. Life is to short for dreams of change in your partner.
Success comes by working at things together.HOLLA IF U HEAR ME.WELL HI ALL THA WAY FROM THA UK. SO WASSUP PEEPS ? HOW..S LIFE TREATING ALL OF YOU ?
I AM A CRIMINOLOGY GRADUATE BORN AND BRED IN LONDON TO JAMAICAN PARENTS WHO IS LOOKING FORWARD TO FURTHERING MY EDUCATIONAL AND PERSONAL GOALS.
...NOT TO SELL OUT BUT TO HELP TO MAKE A DIFFERNCE FROM THE INSIDE.....BECAUSE THERE IS BLACK ON THA UNION JACK
AS MY TAG SAYS.....I AM A GREEN EyED BOO,WITH A LITTLE CRAZY, SEXY,COOL TO MAKE YOU DROOL, BUT HEY.... HOLD UP I AINT NO FOOL CAUSE I KEPT MY HEAD DOWN AND ATTENDED SCHOOL. BUT NOT JUST DAY SCHOOL BUT THE SCHOOL OF LIFE THAT SHOWED ME THE HARD KNOCKS AND HOW TO FIGHT.IN THIS WORLD WHERE IT..S SINK OR SWIM ONLY THE FITTEST OF THE FIT THRIVE, SURVIVE AND ULTIMATELY WIN.
JUST LOOKING TO NETWORK WITH YA..LL AND MAKE SOME NEW FRIENDS.....(OR MAYBE MORE) NEAR ANDFAR CAUSE U KNOW WE..RE ALL FLOATIN STARS IN THA UNIVERSE OF LIFE.
I AM OF JAMAICAN ORIGIN AND I AM A REGULAR VISITOR TO THE ISLAND OF MY PARENTS......SO YARD HEADS HIT ME UP ANDSHOW ME SOME LUV TOO !
IF YOU ARE IN ST ELEIZABETH, ST THOMAS,KINGSTON, MANDEVILLE, OR NEGRIL RESPECT EVERYTIME.
BOB MARLEY....NATURAL MYSTICBOB MARLEY FT LAUREN HILL...TURN YOUR LIGHTS DOWN LOWALSO LOVE AND RESPECT TO ALL ARSENAL FC SUPPORTERS....I KNOW U ARE OUT THERE!!!!
THIERY HENRY...THE BEST******************************************************** ***THE THINGS I LOVE ?
1. THE ALMIGHTY GOD THE FATHER
2. MY MOTHER AND FATHER MY SON AND DAUGHTER. 3. MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS. 4. FREEDOM 5. THE LAND OF WOOD AND WATER....JAMAICA.
6. KNOWLEDGE.
7. MY PEOPLE......BLACK, PROUD AND BEAUTIFUL.
8. RESPECT.
9. MAKIN MAD LOVE
10. AND LOVE ITSELF.
***********************************************************S OMETHIN SO SO TRUE....."MOMENTS IN LIFE"
There are moments in life when you miss someone so muchthat you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real! When the door of happiness closes, another opens; but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don..t see the one which has been opened for us.
Don..t go for looks; they can deceive. Don..t go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile, because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes yourheart smile.
Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do.
May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human, enough hope to make you happy. The happiest of people don..t necessarily have the best ofeverything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.
The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; you can..t goforward in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches.
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so at the end, you..re the one who is smiling and everyone around you is crying.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away!
***********************************************************S OMETHIN SO SO FUNNY AND TRUE....IF U R HONEST.....YOU MIGHT BE JAMAIC AN IF... 1.. You point with your mouth 2.. You express disgust by hissing your teeth 3.. You 'cut yu yeye' when you are upset with someone 4.. You distinguish between 'good clothes' and 'judging clothes' 5.. You don't wear a dress, you wear a frock 6.. You don't wear sneakers, you wear 'boogas' 7.. You refer to fancy shoes as 'boot' (as in "fetch di boot nuh missis!") 8.. You ever had cold patties and hot drinks for lunch 9.. You refer to all soft drink beverages as 'drinks' 10.. You stir the ice in your drinks to make it colder 11.. You take the ice in your mouth and spit it back into the glass while drinking 12.. You eat the ice loudly when your 'drinks' is finished 13.. You refer to vegetables, yams, green bananas, etc as 'hard food' 14.. You refer to poultry, beef, mutton, pork as 'meat kind' 15.. You strip sugar cane with your teeth 16.. You challenge someone with 'say feh!' 17.. You refer to any traveling distance as "jus' roun' di corner!" 18.. You have a lamp with a 'home sweet home lampshade' somewhere in the house 19.. You never throw any leftover food out, no matter how small the portion 20.. You pronounce the name 'smith' as 'simit' 21.. You derive your words of wisdom from 'miss lou' 22.. You use words twice for emphasis (fool-fool, pyah-pyah, fenke-fenke, so-so, big-big) 23.. You refer! to saturday as 'satday day time' 24.. You refer to the Lord's day as 'big-big sunday mawnin' 25.. You have ever told a 'horse-dead-cow-fat story' 26.. You instigate a fight by saying 'touch a button!' 27.. You clean the house and have soup for dinner every 'satday day time' 28.. You cannot enjoy sunday dinner without rice & peas 29.. You differentiate between 'spinners' and 'cartwheel dumplings' 30.. You refer to both male and female as 'him' 31.. You call all cute female children 'pretty likkle girl chile!' 32.. You call all rude female children 'facety likkle gal pickney!' 33.. You refer to all stubborn children as 'hard ears pickney!' 34.. You refer to anything of a sexual nature as 'slackness' 35.. You don't go to see a movie, you go to a 'show' or a 'flim show' 36.. You don't develop photographs, you 'clean' them 37.. You refer to any compulsory act by saying 'had was to' (mi had was to go to di doctor) 38.. You have a BOAC bag somewhere in the house 39.. You go to the bathroom to TIDY. 40.. You can't get your "h's" in the right places. 41.. You carry Carib Carbolic soap to the beach. 42.. Your suitcase stinks of the combination of roast breadfruit, ackee, fish and white rum. 43.. You have yellow tint, shag carpeting, 2 crown air fresheners, 2 Lion Kings, 2 nodding dogs and a Garfield in the back of your Lexus. 44.. You eat too much and then you feel Clyded. 45.. Somebody asks you the time and you tap your watch and listen to it to make sure it's working (even if it's digital). 46.. Your family's living room set is still upholstered - after 20+ years. 47.. You're male and your name ends in roy (Glenroy, Leroy, Fitzroy, Ezroy, Delroy, Troy, Gilroy, Vilroy, Enroy) or ton (Linton, Clinton, Ralston, Welton, Everton, Barrington, Hopeton, Sefton, Winston, Weston, Clifton) (I added a few!) 48.. You're a girl and your 'pet name' is Petal, Cutie, Rose or Lily 49.. Your nickname is Bunny, Reds, Junior or Frenchie , Cray Cray (I added that DM!) 50.. Your name is Oliver, Clement or Oswald and everyone calls you Tony. 51.. You drive a Legend, a Cressida, a BMW 2002 or any old Beemer, Maxima,Camry (pre 1994), Accord or Nissan Sentra. 52.. You use knife and fork simultaneously. 53.. Your parents don't understand school terms like "grade" or GPA" 54.. Your father asks how old you are. 55.. You meet your half brothers/sisters for the first time in your teens. 56.. You have Dettol, Milo, or Horlicks in your cupboard. 57.. You know what foofa means... i.e. foofa dat.******************************************************** *** BONUS Real Jamaican men: a.. Carry face towels in their back pockets. b.. Can stand with arms akimbo and still look cool! c.. Wear "Ganzi's" under shirts. d.. Call every Chinese person "Missa or Miss Chin" e.. Don't drive Yankee cars.******************************************************* **** Top Ten "Stereotypical Jamaican" Male names (not in order). If you see a black man with one of these you can have 90% confidence he's Carribean. 1. Danavan (Donovan) 2. Patch-ik (Patrick ) 3. Dennis 4. Chevva (Trevor) 5. Michael (Mikey) 6. Devon 7. Desmahn (Desmond) 8. Bobby 9. Fitzraay (Fitzroy) 10. O-rayce (Horace )*********************************************************** Twelve Most Common Young Female Names. You can be secure that all of you have a sister, wife, girlfriend, or cousin with one of these names. 1. Patrice/Patricia 2. Sheron (Sharon) 3. Karen 4. Michelle 5. Daahn (Dawn) 6. Claahdine/Claahdiah (Claudine/Claudia) 7. Marie/Marcia/Marjorie 8. Carlene 9. Charmaine 10. Jackie 11. Paulette 12. Peta-Gay**************************************************** ******* Top Ten Yard Granny Names: 1. Pearl 2. Cynthia 3. Gloria 4. Merle/Merkle (Myrtle) 5. Mabel/Mavis/Madge 6. Winnifred/Winsome 7. 'Ellen (Helen) 8. Rose 9. Hegniss (Agnes ) 10. Heeditt/Hettell (Edith/Ethel)*********************************************** ************ Top Five Aunty (even Moms) Names: 1. Doreen 2. Joan 3. Beaulah 4. Hivvonne (Yvonne) 5. Karrall (Carol)***************************************************** ************************************************************ *****

Guys Like That You..re Charming

You..re the girl most guys can..t get out of their heads
Even if they met you on a bad hair day :-)
You just seem to "click" with everyone you meet
So even if a guy forgets about you for a second... his friends haven..t!
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I taste like Peanut Butter.
I am one of the most blendable flavours; I go with sweet, I go with sour, I go with bland, I go with anything. I am practical and good company, but have something of a tendency to hang around when I..m not wanted, unaware that my presence is not welcome. What Flavour Are You?AMY WINEHOUSE

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

FOLKS WHO GENERATE POSITIVE MENTAL ATTITUDE FOLKS WHO HAVE A CRAZY SENSE OF HUMOUR FOLKS WHO KEEP IT REAL FOLKS WHO SPEAK THEIR MIND FOLKS WHO DONT WASTE TIME...(CAUSE LIFE IS TOO SHORT) AND FOLKS WHO BELIEVE IN FAMILY AND UNITY....... oh and Jamie Foxx (well ya never know...lol)

My Blog

Bad Boys of Comedy - season 2 - Mike Yard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksbBMMd3oqA This Is Mad Funny. Thanks for the link Cuz Dwight.
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 05:50:00 GMT

Broken Britain: Tide of blood | The Sun |HomePage|News|Sun Justice

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/justice/...Broken Britain: Tide of blood | The Sun |HomePage|News|Sun Justice WHAT CAN WE DO ABOUT BLOODY BRITAIN...... WHO IS TO BLAME ? IS IT ABOUT PARENTI...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 15:43:00 GMT

I AM

We are the most gifted, yet the most oppressed, we stand head and shoulders higher yet we have been forced to kneel,  our outlook has been stolen, our story re -written , our ankles bitten by the...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 19:12:00 GMT

U Make Me Wanna Fly

You make me wanna fly Higher than I've ever been My wings were clipped Spiritual places I have never seen Take me to the place where the Sun kisses the Earth And the fertile soil brings forth the frui...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 04:06:00 GMT

The M shaped key to life.

Melanin is the key   Melanin is the key to civilization. It comes from the Greek word to mean BLACK. It is found in the pineal gland, it is instrumental in every chemical process in the body. Th...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 03:53:00 GMT

What would u choose ...CAKE or BED ?

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, 'HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERINGFOR WEEKS NOW'HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY; &n...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 03:36:00 GMT

No Schitt !!

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my friends generous genealogy efforts, you c...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 03:30:00 GMT

Jamaican Version Of WindowsXP

Dear Customaz:It look like dem mek mistake an ship out couple a copies a WindowsXP YARDIE VERSION somewhere inna Idaho. If you good ole country folks in Idaho need a translatian fi di commaan dem, ere...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 03:27:00 GMT

A Guide To Jamaican Text Messages.

Well, I had to BOABDL, but mi neva DWLAPUMS. Read on ... TWY = Tek Weh Yuself XA = X Amount AO = Alms Ouse BPT = Back Pon Top BOAL = Buss Out A Laff BOABDL = Buss Out A Big Dutty Laff CAS = Crack A...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 03:22:00 GMT

The Ultimate Wedding Dance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XClUAPwE4Z0
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 03:17:00 GMT