Poochie(the original)

MyGen Profile Generator Kinky and proud of it. So are 95% of my friends. I'm not your average pervert. I don't hide it. You name it, I've probably done it. Porn? Ya, the sicker the better. Unlike all the idiots in MySpace that "say" their a pornstar either by their screen name or their own blind opinion of their sexual talents, I actually have been in porn. Movies, magazines and internet. No I won't tell you what ones for two reasons. I feel I don't have to prove shit to anyone, especially people I don't know surfing the internet trying to find a life. The other is, even though I'm very outspoken about my kinks, it's none of your business. The people that know me already know. If you don't know, then I guess you don't know me. One thing I don't like about this MySpace is people that invite me to be their friend without even a word of hello or why they would want to be my friend. Are people that fucking lonely? I had some kid, must have been 15, ask to be my friend. I went to his profile and saw a picture of him. Squirly little white suburban kid. Fine, no problem, I still wasn't going to be his friend. What made me laugh is this little poser had so much HTML and JAVA crap on his page that it crashed my browser. If that wasn't enough it was all gangster rap related crap full of gang references and him talking like "represent yo!". This dumb fuck probably doesn't even know where his local ghetto is let alone even ever seen a gang member or "ho". If this sounds like you, piss off you puke. Another thing. I'm not a blogger. Even though many friends of mine are, some posting blogs multiple times a day. My inner personality is not rated for public reading nor do I make the time to write down my thoughts for the world or at least friends to read. I do it the old fashoned way, I call them on the phone. I do however post on some group lists from time to time. I love an arguement. Especially with idiots who's only comeback is that I misspelled a word. I spellcheck things like my resume, not paragraphs ripping some idiot a new one or debating politics, religion, kink or other life discussions. I realize that Jesus, Moses and Mohamed are people that there is no physical proof of. Only hearsay in books that have been translated, edited, censored and re-written so many times it impossible for them to even remotely resemble some type of proof. Doesn't matter what "holy" book it is. Still to this day people find dinasaur bones and fossels on the surface of this earth. Funny thing though, not one religious book written mentions anything about any creatures that stood 5 men tall. I believe that even the big bang theory is JUST A THEORY, and that any scientist will say that it's possible that there's another answer to how it all started. However religion will always say, their story is the right story and all others are wrong. Some even going so far to say that all others that think and believe differently are going to hell. I don't believe in hell. Or heaven for that matter. (If you haven't guessed yet, I'm an athiest. Bible thumbers should invite me to be your friend. I need a good laugh.) I believe in, wait for it, DIRT! Ya, dirt sounds good. It sprouts plants, houses little creatures and kids love the taste. It's strong enought to hold the biggest trees yet soft enough for rich women to bath in. It can kill people by just sliding down a hill. We offer our dead to it. And best of all, most any reference to being dirty can be taken in a kinky way! So let's al worship Dirt. Unlike God, you can touch it, feel it, taste it and smell it. And best of all, there's no way any Dirt prophet can say that they heard the voice of it cause dirt doesn't make any sound. So now I can be accepted in society for being a dirty pervert because it's my religion.