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evil johnny

Look people, I have never claimed to be nice.

About Me

I've spent months thinking about what to put here. should i lie and say i'm all these great things, or tell the truth and risk not meeting any one, so here's the deal: I am John I bitch,I whine,I complain for hours on end about anything I have break downs and crack-ups and a wide variety of problems i won't even get into. I try to find the funny in anything, the best and worst of it all, I am someone who can be ready to kill the world or save it depending on my mood,I'm always ready to listen,(a quality i wish i had had when i was younger) and always ready for fun. might need some motivation at times, but all in all i try to be the real me, love it or hate it
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anything that doesn't suck......and maybe some stuff that does(10 dollar)
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I'd like to meet:

friends new and old,

Music:

violent femmes, concrete blonde, the pixies, cake, abba, The pretenders, they might be giants, early garbage,tori amos, the pet shop boys,juice newton, janis joplin, The smiths, social distortion,queen, cat stevens, lords of acid,cracker, blondie, green day,the murmurs, James, better than ezra, stone roses, beautiful south, soho, bad religion, erasure, salt and peppa: the early years, stereo mc's, neds atomic dustbin,republica, blur, gorillas, the b-52's, Berlin, romeo void, sisters of mercy, Rancid, Poe, nic cave and the bad seeds, rem, old donnas, 10,00 maniacs with natalie merchant, tonya donnelly, old liz phair before she became a studio whore and could sill rock,sponge, velocity girls, bijork(bijork shorts), veruca salt, belly, crush, julie brown(the psyco white one as opposed to the psyco black one) radio head, indigo girls, beck, the lemon-heads, tripping daisy(cause theres always prinahs), dee-light, my life with the thrill kill cult, tom petty, porno for pyros, go-gos(johnny are you queer?), annie lennox, sublime, primus, duran duran, the sundays(such a sweet voice), L7, bare naked ladies(who needs sleep?), the cranberries, peter gabrille, messiah, madonna(circa 80's and 90's not this new bitch) ....If it's got a beat i can shake my ass to, I like it

Movies:

Serenity, Midnight madness, Anything by john waters, Dawn of the dead, X-men's 1+2, Welcome to the dollhouse, Clue, The rocky horror picture show, Tankgirl, Trick, The grudge,Breakfast on pluto, The second half of Funny Girl, White chics, Resident Evil, Shaun of the dead, Fried Green Tomatos, Scooby doo 1 +2, Ginger snaps, Kill Bill 1 +2, Bring it on, without a paddle, Lord of the rings triology, Jawbreaker, Friday the 13TH 1-100, All nightmare on elm streets,Stars wars, Legally Blonde, Superstar, GO, narnia was pretty good, euro trip, The Brady Brunch movies (marsha,marsha,marsha),Idle hands, muriel's wedding,Party girl, It's my party, Trainspotting, interview with a vampire, all Screams, all Scary movies, Drugstore Cowboy, Day after tomorrow,The addams family movies, Harold and kumar, Mommy Dearest, Big buisness, 9 to 5, Dogma, Mallrats, Carrie, Heathers, Critters,Gremlins, Weird science, Beaches, Little shop of horrors,Shock Treatments (go richard Obrian, GO!!!!) All elvira movies, Romy and Michelle high school reunion, Evil dead triology, Evita,Prom nights with mary lou as the killer, big trouble inlittle china, Mean girls, CLASH OF THE TITANS, dODGEBALL, Mystery men,Witches, Witches of eastwick, Ths shining(Shelly duval and jack nicholson), Magnolia, Boogy nights, hostel for that eye part(ewww), grandmas boy, airplane 1+2
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Television:

Buffy the vampire slayer,absolutely fabulous,strangers with candy, treasure hunters(air force was robbed!!), Charmed, Angel, King of the hill, Survivor,Dead Like Me, Queer as Folk, project runway(where's Andre'?),That 70's show,celebrity fit club(who doesn't like to laugh at fat people,specailly rich famous fat people)Surreal life, Flavor of love(bitch shit herself on t.v.)Hex, big brother(dani all the way),family guy, simpsons,south park, Campus ladies,wonderfalls, american idol,Are you being served?,smurfs, top chef, house m.d., Lost(what the hell is going on? does anybody know, do they even know?)so noTORIous, how i met your mother, Mad t.v.(i tell you everthing)all of the i love the 70/80/90,firefly(underrated and very good)Futurerama, robot chicken, aqua teen hunger force,moral oral, sea lab 2020, harvey bird man, the colbert report, Kathy Griffin:my life on the d-list,Days of our lives,HEROES,Jericho,ugly betty,6 feet under,

Books:

Any Steven King/ Anne rice novels, i read pretty much anything you put before me, cereal boxes, ingrediants, toliet paper packaging.... john allen wadford --
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Heroes:

my heroes are the underbelly of society, the crackheads and hookers and garbage men of the world. the homeless crazy woman who chases you down the street with a large beefstick, the evil men who stand outside of concerts and trick people into paying twice for parking, and the loose virtue woman who takes the virginty of the mental handicapped and physcally deformed. the low paid waiter or waitress who seasons your food with large amounts of bodily fluids and smiles as you take the first bite......
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i hate my-space whores........

EVERY DAMN MORNING I FIND A DOZEN OF THESE IN MY INBOX!!!!SO I NOW HAVE A UNIFORMED REPLY THAT I AM SENDING EACH OF THEM BACK. MAYBE THEY WILL FINALLY START GETTING THE MESSAGE:----------------- Origi...
Posted by John on Sun, 13 May 2007 12:45:00 PST

quotes that get stuck in my head at night

"do you accept jesus christ as your personal lord and savior?""you know, i meant to but then i got really busy...." Buffy the vampire slayer"just caus...
Posted by John on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 01:11:00 PST