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Urban Tramp

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About Me

(always different, always the same)I AM the funniest person I have ever met in my entire life. I am not hard, I just win fights. I work as a travelling minstrel in various ale houses and discoteques in the York area. I am a real rough diamond with the voice of an angel and my hair is lovely. My best friend is a Staffordshire Bull Terrier called Maximus and my other cell mate is a Boa Constrictor named Napoleon. I HATE CRUELTY TO ANIMALS. I am also a fat bastard and food can frequently be spotted in my beard. Ok? Thanks. Bye.

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My Interests

Music, Football, Writing, Pyromania, Urban Art, Dogging, Nipping people, Hooliganism, Putting my tail up girls bottoms and in their mouths (in that order), Poetry, Bin Raking, Alcohol, Zoology, Bondage, Kite Flying, Lego, Sleeping, Eating, Weeing, Pooing, Porno, Being Sick On Peoples Backs (preferably wearing cardigans and/or cagools), Military History, Egging peoples windows, meeting people in car parks/shops/fields etc. WHAT NOURISHES ME, DESTROYS ME...

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I'd like to meet:

A dwarf who plays the drums and/or Shakiras hips.
You are Hulk Hulk 80% Green Lantern 75% Spider-Man 70% Batman 65% Catwoman 65% Iron Man 65% Supergirl 53% The Flash 50% Wonder Woman 48% Superman 45% Robin 43% You are a wanderer with
amazing strength.
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"Pass me something Sharp and Wicked and I'll pass it back don't worry I'll pass it back."
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: 144, 000
Birthday: 144, 000
Birthplace: SHEFFIELD
Current Location: YORK
Eye Color: BROWN
Hair Color: YES, IT HAS SOME
Height: 5' 10''
Right Handed or Left Handed: UNDERHANDED
Your Heritage: ROMAN
The Shoes You Wore Today: FITTED ME
Your Weakness: MY ACHILLES HEEL
Your Fears: WORMS AND LEECHES, IT'S THE WAY THEY MOVE.
Your Perfect Pizza: MUSIC FLAVOUR
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: GROW A BIGGER WILLY
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: MORE SLEEP
Your Best Physical Feature: MY PRETTY MOUTH
Your Bedtime: ALREADY? NO PLEASE!
Your Most Missed Memory: BEING BORN
Pepsi or Coke: COKE COKE COKE
MacDonalds or Burger King: BOTH PLEASE
Single or Group Dates: SWING
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: FUCK OFF!
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE
Cappuccino or Coffee: YORKSHIRE TEA ALL THE WAY
Do you Smoke: ONLY WHEN I HAVE CIGS
Do you Swear: SPARINGLY
Do you Sing: LIKE AN ANGEL
Do you Shower Daily: NO. I BATHE IN A TROUGH
Have you Been in Love: YES/NO
Do you want to go to College: DONE IT SON
Do you want to get Married: I DIDN'T KNOW U CARED
Do you belive in yourself: ON THE SURFACE NO. UNDERNEATH YES.
Do you get Motion Sickness: I DON'T MOVE
Do you think you are Attractive: NOT BAD SON
Are you a Health Freak: SOME SORT OF FREAK
Do you get along with your Parents: WHEN WERE NOT ARGUING
Do you like Thunderstorms: IMMENSELY
Do you play an Instrument: REGRETTABLY NO
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I'LL SAY
In the past month have you Smoked: YES
In the past month have you been on Drugs: TO THESE.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: NO
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I'VE MAULED SOMEONE IF THAT COUNTS
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: FUCK OFF!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: RAW WHAT?
In the past month have you been on Stage: YES
In the past month have you been Dumped: 8 TIMES
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: WITH THIS GUT?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: GNOMES
Ever been Drunk: THIS QUESTION IS INCORRECT
Ever been called a Tease: NEARLY ALWAYS
Ever been Beaten up: HELL YEAH!
Ever Shoplifted: ARE YOU WEARING A WIRE?
How do you want to Die: TONIGHT IN MY SLEEP
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A STAFFORDSHIRE BULL TERRIER
What country would you most like to Visit: MEXICO
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: BLUEST BLUE
Favourite Hair Color: GREY
Short or Long Hair: LONG AS
Height: YES
Weight: NO
Best Clothing Style: FULL BALL HOOKER APPAREL
Number of Drugs I have taken: IF I KNEW THIS I WOULD BE A DABBLER
Number of CDs I own: 7 MILLION
Number of Piercings: 2 EARS
Number of Tattoos: 7
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 204 - 215

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Music:

Nirvana, Bob Dylan, System Of A Down, Radiohead, Leonard Cohen, Ian Brown, 3:flow'', Air, Mirwais, Amy Winehouse, Pendulum, Specialistsound, Stone Sour, Rammstein, Prodigy, Michael Jackson, Hard-Fi, The Fall, Eels, John Lennon, Rage Against The Machine, Greenday, Snow Patrol, Depeche Mode, Chimaira, Ill Nino, The Beatles, The Jam, Breed 77, Leadbelly, Flogging Molly, Machine Head, Lacuna Coil, Pearl Jam, Pantera, Pixies, Elton John, The Doors, Cradle Of Filth, The Libertines, Arctic Monkeys, Gorillaz, Primal Scream, Notorious B.I.G, The Charlatans, Kubb, Oasis, The Hollies, Korn, Panic! At The Disco, Slipknot, Kaiser Chiefs, Eminem, Iron Maiden, Babyshambles, Kasabian, Richard Ashcroft, Blur, Stone Roses, Sex Pistols, The Clash, Death In Vegas, The Coral, Pink Floyd, Metallica, NWA, 2Pac, Wu-Tang Clan, Dead Pres, Dangerdoom, La Coka Nostra, R.E.M, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Staind, The Feeling, The Kooks, Razorlight, The Streets, Beyond All Reason, Indorphine, too many to type.


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Movies:

Taxi Driver, Chopper, Anal Assault 2, Raging Bull, Scarface, Warriors, Gladiator, Rain Man, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Made in Britain, The Shining, Panic in Needle Park, Naked, True Romance, Snatch, Hamburger Hill, Saving Private Ryan, Jesus Son, I.D, The Firm, Romper Stomper, American History X, Lord Of The Rings, Star Wars Trilogy, The Usual Suspects.


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Television:

That's what I watched the movies on. It felt good.
"There is no God but Mohammed is a messenger of Allah"

Books:

Lord Of The Rings, The Da Vinci Code, The Chronicles of Narnia, Hooligan, The King James Bible, Mein Kampf, Tommy, Flat Stanley, Razzle Readers Wives (Hirsuite Edition), Books etc.
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When times are hard, I wipe my arse on the yellow pages. Word.

Heroes:

My heroes are dead, murdered in my head. These lads are half decent tho..
You scored as Rocker, Mosher. Your A GRANITE HARD, SEX GOD Of A Rocker!

Rocker, Mosher


80%

Goth


40%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


35%

Trendy


25%

Prepy


25%

Emo


10%

Skater


5%
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My Blog

My Poetry

ADMIT IT My mind has goneKick down the doorI don't want to hide no moreDoused with shameScarred with hurtMy heart is buried in the dirtMy soul is drunk on swallowed prideForce fed by demons locked ins...
Posted by Urban Tramp on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 10:41:00 PST

CHECK MA BOY!

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Posted by Urban Tramp on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 06:52:00 PST

Middle East Dogma

Like most things; I am nothing. As a group of individuals expressing our disgust at the way the so called leaders of men are influencing the destiny of humanity we are powerless. Unfortunately, the va...
Posted by Urban Tramp on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 05:47:00 PST