NEW:
The Kyle McNiel Band Webpage ( stupidpenguingymp.com/kyleky ) is going to be taken down at latest of the end of January, if not earlier. So anyone that wants to download all the tracks from our nauseating double CD or the KMB - Neo DJ Kyle Ky Music Video, now is the time. Tell all your friends, enemies, aquaintences, and deceased family members. Check it out for the last laughs or vomits, before it is all gone. The Kyle McNiel Band for a limited time only. Download, leech, leech, leech.
Sincerely,
SPG.
One day there was a monkey named Kyle. he sat in his bedroom and screamed bloody murder at the site of a his own unit. He giggled like a school girl when he farted and he smelled like monkey anal sex. Then guitar legend Yngwie Malsteem found him in a ditch on the side of route 138 and thought it was a deer, so he took a shot at it. In attempts to make his own Jager, hit Kyle in the big toe, and Kyle fell to the ground. Hog tired and shoved into the trunk of Yngwie's Volvo Bug, Kyle fell out of the back as Yngwie was driving to Canada, and Kyle found his way to the University of Rhode Island. There he found and made love with the most beautiful creature in the world. The statue of a Ram, carved in stone, and Kyle made sweet, passionate love 3 nights a week. Until campus safety caught Kyle on one faithful night. Since then Kyle's been in and out of Mexico smuggling Salt past the borders in attempts to please the gods.
