THE FINEST THINGS IN LIFE;cowgirls,plum tomatos,cabernet,coffee in the morning, tea all day long,taking naps,snack time,playing in the snow,savasana,thai resturaunts,4WD,sauted shrimp,german engineering,roundhouse kicks,theme songs,roll bars,airports,french clay face masks, german lagers,TCB(taking care of business),twit jin kurn,wiffleball, armbars from the guard,being in my gachis,suspension lift kits,acupuncture,karaoke,lemongrass and jasmine,wolf shirts on other people,logical reasoning,inversions,electric screwdrivers, cajun seasoning,piono bars,cheap sunglasses,circular breathing, the theory of parallel universes,marginal way,fresh produce, spotching THE WORST PART ABOUT GROWING IS THE PRESSURE OF SHARING. (I HAD ALL THE TRUCKS WHEN THE CAMERA WAS POINTED THE OTHER WAY. IT SEEMS I GET THE FEELING THAT I CAN MASTER THE UNIVERSE WHENEVER I START DRINKING WINE. IF MY TEETH ARE PURPLE THEN ONLY THE SORCERESS CAN SAVE YOU. MINT JULEP MAKES A DECENT FACE MASK TOO BUT NOT AS GOOD AS FRENCH PEOPLE.
| View | Add Favorite THE THEME IS MUSTACHES AND WHISKEY. THE FOLLOWING IS ENCOURAGED:TANKTOPS, KNIVES, SWEAT BANDS, GAMBLING, SHIRTS WITH SKULLS ON THEM, 40'S OF MALT LIQOUR, ANYTHING THAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ARE STARTING UP A POSSE, DENIM JACKETS, WILD HORSES, WOLF SHIRTS. I WILL BE OUT COLLECTING PHOTOS SO JOIN THE MUSTACHES AND WHISKEY CLUB
HOW COME SIMON HAS A BETTER HAIR CUT THAN ME? HE DOESN'T EVEN GET IT CUT EVER. My sister's dog is uncomfortable when I touch him. I like ninjas and driving on the highway at either dusk or dawn. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU INVITE ME TO YOUR PARTY AND PLAY MICHAEL JACKSON
BORN INTO PINSTRIPES. EVEN IF THEY CHANGED THEIR NAME TO THE MASSACHUSETTS RED SOX I WOULD STILL NOT LIKE THEM. WESTERN MASS SHOULD DECLARE IT'S INDEPENDENCE FROM EASTERN MASS. NO MORE GIVING TAX MONEY, NO MORE WATER SUPPLY, AND NO MORE EASTERN MASS KIDS AT WESTFIELD STATE; THAT'S WORTH FIGHTING FOR. WE SHOULD TRY TO CAPTURE CAPE COD AND FILL IT WITH SKELETONS. LUCKY THING FOR THAT KID THAT IT'S ME WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, OR I WOULD BEAT HIM UP AND STEAL HIS SHIRT.
another craig that looks and talks just like me
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When the regional manager needed a picture of me I thought it was a good time for a joke. If he ever saw these I certainly would have been fired. It's okay, I left about two months later, drank too much whiskey, and slept under my truck. Know anyone hiring? Profile Edited by MPS MySpace Editor 2.0
Nobody likes my taste in music. Thats okay, I see a lot of guys that wear shoes that make them look like pussies. I like a lot of different stuff but only bits and peices. I was still in my diapers jamming out to "America" by Neil Diamond. As a very young child I liked oldies. When I was 6 I first saw MTV play Poison and Stryper. I remeber at first being turned off, but before long, Poison became my favorite band ever. Run-D-MC was my other long time favorite. Metallica is by far my all time favorite. What happened to them? I have found so many others since but what i always enjoy is old pop songs. Rap is too often mind numbing. Hippie music fuckin sucks. Never does music that I used to like become not good. The best is Hard rock. That's what i really grew up on. A.C., Ace of Base,Anthrax,Al Dimeola,Aerosmith,Al Green,Air,Alice in Chains, Apocalyptica,At the Gates,Be'la Fleck and the Flecktones,Bernie Williams,Bill Withers,Biohazard,Black Label Society,Black Sabbath,Bob Marley,Bon Jovi,Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, Boston,Brujeria,Buckcherry,Cancer,Candiria,Cannibal Corpse, Carcass,Cinderella,Clutch,Cool Hell,Copernicus,Cradle of Filth,Cypress Hill,Daft Punk,Dangerous Toys,Danzig,Death,Def Leppard,Deicide,Donovan Frankenreiter,Downset,Dream Theatre,Earth Crisis,Earth Wind and Fire, Elvis Presley,Enigma,Exodus,Extreme,Faith No More,Fear Factory,Fear Nuttin Band,Firebat,Firehouse, Flotsam and Jetsame,Frank Zappa,G.G. Allin,General Patton-X-Ecutioners,George Michael,Gorilla Biscuits,Guns-N-Roses,Gwar,Gwen Stefani,Herbie Hancock,Howie Day,Huey Lewis and the News,Howard Jones,Ice Cube,In Flames,Infectious Grooves,Iron & Wine,Iron Maiden,Jack Johnson,Jaco Pastorius Big Band,Jamiroquai,Jethro Tull,Joss Stone,Justin Timberlake,L.A. Guns,Led Zeppelin,Life of Agony,Ludwig van Beethoven,Lynyrd Skynyrd,Machine Head,Mad Season,Madball,Madonna,Mariah Carey,Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch,Maroon 5,Marvin Gaye,Madeski Martin & Wood,Megadeth,Mercyful Fate,Metallica,Michael Jackson,Motley Crue,Mr. Big,Mr.Bungle,Nazareth,Neil Diamond,Obituary,Ozzy Osbourne,Overcast,Pantera,Peeping Tom,Pink Floyd,Poison,Pro-Pain,Ratt,Red Hot Chili Peppers,Run-D-MC,Rusted Root,Sam Black Church,Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs,Secret Cheifs,Seputura,Shadows Fall,Scurvy,Six Feet Under,Skid Row,Slaughter,Snoop Doggy Dog,StanleyClark, Steppenwolf,Steve Vai,Stompbox,Stone Temple Pilots,Suffocation,Suicidal Tendencies,Talking Heads,Taste of Fear,Technotronic,Tesla,Testament,The Darkness,The Doors,The Eagles,The Haunted,The Headhunters,The Jackson 5,The Righteuos Brothers,Tito Puente,Tomahawk,Tree,Type O Negative,Van Halen,Vanilla Ice,Victor Wooten,Vision of Disorder,White Lion,White Zombie,Winger,Yngwie Malmsteen THE FIVE ALBUMS THAT I WOULD BRING TO A DESERT ISLAND: METALLICA WAS THE BEST EVER. THEY'RE OLD ALBUMS STAND AS A TESTAMENT. IT IS SO HARD TO PICK THE BEST ONE, BUT THE BLACK ALBUM IS THE MOST PERFECT HEAVY METAL ALBUM EVER WRITTEN. WHENEVER I EVEN START TO HUM SOME OF THE MELODIES I BECOME HAPPY. I THINK THIS ALBUM MAKES ME A NICER PERSON. IT IS THE BEST CD FOR ANY SOCIAL SITUATION AND A GREAT WAY TO START A DAY OF HARD WORK. WHAT ALBUM IS BETTER. EVEN ALL THOSE WHO SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE EIGHTIES HAVE TO LIKE THIS ALBUM. WHEN I FINISH BUILDING MY TIME MACHINE, I WILL GO BACK AND RELEASE IT BEFORE GUNS-N-ROSES EVER EVEN PLAYS A SONG. MAYBE I COULD CALL MY BAND ROSES-CRAIGS-N-GUNS. I WOULD THEN HAVE TO FIND SOME MORE CRAIGS WHO ARE COOL AND PLAY INSTRUMENTS AND AT LEAST TWO GUNS. MY FIRST CHOICE OF MUSIC WITH A BEAT. IF YOU PLAY THIS ALBUM AND I AM NEARBY, MAKE WAY BECAUSE I WILL PROBABLY START TO DANCE LIKE A PRICK. WHEN I WAS TOO YOUNG TO WORK THE RECORD PLAYER, I WOULD HAVE MY MOTHER PUT IT ON FOR ME TO GET MY JAM SESSION UNDERWAY. IT HAS THE FLOW FROM BEGINNING TO END. YOU KNOW YOU JUST LISTENED TO ONE OF THE BEST ALBUMS WHEN IT'S OVER AND YOU JUST SANG ALONG TO THE WHOLE THING. HONORABLE MENTION: RECENT ENDULGENCES: ..NOW I HAVE A CELLULAR TELEPHONE. IT USES SATELLITES AND TERRESTRIAL ANTENNAS TO TRANSMIT SIGNALS.
The whole thing, usually, unless i take a nap: Die Hard,Tombstone,Fight Club,Big Trouble in Little China,Meet Joe Black,Dude Where's My Car?,Fuck the Red Sox,Legends of the Fall,Better Off Dead,Back to the Future,The Lost Boys,Rambo:First Blood Part II,The Chronicles of Narnia,Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure,Pantera 3 Watch it Go,Ninja Ninja Ninja,Interview with the Vampire,Freddy Got Fingered,The Goonies,Teen Wolf, Revenge of the Nerds...
sanyo 26" color;but i don't have cable. Ask me about my fish tank or sandwiches.
ONE TIME I HAD A MULLET
books are for pussies and nerds. Especially books about pussies and nerds: 48 Laws of Power, Black & Decker Guide to Home Improvement, Life's Little Annoyances, The Art of Shaolin Kung Fu, Investing in Real Estate,The Complete Idiot's Guide to Building Your Own Home,any Berenstein Bears especially "No Girls Allowed,"Spanish for Gringos
WHOEVER SAVES ME ESPECIALLY FROM DANGER OR SKELETONS I also like the wolfman a lot. Maybe together we can attack people that I don't like and eat them. Profile Edited by MPS MySpace Editor 2.0 Profile Edited by MPS MySpace Editor 2.0 Profile Edited by MPS MySpace Editor 2.0 Profile Edited by MPS MySpace Editor 2.0 Profile Edited by MPS MySpace Editor 2.0