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Johnny California

I want meet nice western girlies for chitchat - preference lady with yellow hairs, with plough exper

About Me

I come from a big family. Seven brothers and sisters in all. We actually grew up in a giant shoe. We would slide down the tongue just to get to school. And people find it odd that we all still get on like a house on fire. My four brothers are everything to me. Like my sister-in-law says, “You marry one of the Nielsen brothers, you marry them all.” And I would have to say there is a lot of truth to that.I personally am a bit of a cheeky chap. My passions are writing, traveling, and drinking – and not necessarily in that order. I’ve been doing a lot of running lately, as I started to gain too much weight from one of my passions. I have the weight under control now, but there was a time when I would go to the zoo and the elephants would throw peanuts at me.But I’m a bit down at the moment, as I just finished 51st in People magazines 50 Most Beautiful People list. I was so close. But I’ll get over it. Like that song that Cake wrote, “I will survive.”Ok, I’ll wrap this up, as the more I look over this, the more I see I am simply writing nonsense. Like the time my brother Mike and I decided to climb this mountain. I really didn’t want to do it, but he did. So we started climbing this mountain, and after a few hours I said to him, “Hey, it’s getting late. We should head back.” "We have time," Mike insisted. I said we didn't, and Mike said we did. We argued back and forth like that for about 20 minutes, then we finally decided to head back. Hey, I didn't say it was an interesting story.
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My Interests

Rugby, 10-pin bowling, tennis, American football, baseball, running, theatre, cliff diving, bull fighting, cock fighting, urban hang-gliding, pub-golf, origami, mud wrestling and botany.

I'd like to meet:

People who are driven, but don't take themselves too seriously.

Music:

Cold Play, Franz Ferdinand, Snow Patrol, Keane, Arctic Monkeys, Muse, Radiohead, Jack Johnson, White Stripes, Jet, Bloc Party, The Strokes, The Killers, Goo Goo Dolls, Weezer, Cake, Travis, The View, The Darkness, The Cure, Oasis, The Doves, Psychedelic Furs, Kooks, Dave Mathews, Rieser, and of course - It's Revenge!

Movies:

Shawshank Redemption, Tombstone, Snatch, The Big Lebowski, Princess Bride, Defending Your Life, Groundhog Day, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Swingers, Happy Gilmore and Cool Hand Luke.

Television:

Dawson's Creek, The OC, Laguna Beach, Beverly Hills 90210, Melrose Place - you know, all the quality stuff.

Books:

Anything with pictures. Pop-up pictures are a plus.

Heroes:

My parents, my siblings and my adopted little brother.

My Blog

Relationship Guy .6

The Relationship Guy By Johnny California     Dear Relationship Guy- My boyfriend never plans an evening out for us.  Its always a blockbuster night for us if you know what I mean. ...
Posted by Johnny California on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 11:45:00 PST

Relationship Guy .5

The Relationship Guy by Johnny California   Dear Relationship Guy- My best friend recently moved in with me, claiming he could no longer afford the rent where he was living, and he didnt want to ...
Posted by Johnny California on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 10:32:00 PST

Relationship Guy .4

Relationship Guy By Johnny California   Dear Relationship Guy- My boyfriend is wonderful, but he seems to require constant contact with his friends. No matter what we're doing, he's always gettin...
Posted by Johnny California on Wed, 31 May 2006 07:28:00 PST

The best and worst bartenders in Orange County

A Potpourri Of Bartenders In Orange County That Everyone Should Know About   By Johnny California I like my drink - I always have. Which also means I like my bars - I always will. I've never bee...
Posted by Johnny California on Tue, 23 May 2006 11:23:00 PST

Relationship Guy .3

Relationship Guy By Johnny California   Dear Relationship Guy- My girlfriend lives abroad, and Im really missing her right now. Im trying to keep busy with different activities at Uni until I se...
Posted by Johnny California on Sat, 20 May 2006 07:59:00 PST

Relationship Guy .2

Relationship Guy By Johnny California     Dear Relationship Guy- My girlfriend just dumped me after two years and Im really having a difficult time dealing with it.  She was everything ...
Posted by Johnny California on Sun, 14 May 2006 12:46:00 PST

Relationship Guy .1

The Relationship Guy by Johnny California   Dear Relationship Guy- My boyfriend doesnt seem to listen to me anymore.  He use to be so attentive when we first met, but now I dont think he lis...
Posted by Johnny California on Fri, 12 May 2006 05:19:00 PST

The best and worst bathrooms in Orange County

A Potpourri Of Bathrooms In Orange County That Everyone Should Know About By Johnny CaliforniaOne great thing about being a guy is that the world is our urinal. If we have to go at the beach, the ocea...
Posted by Johnny California on Fri, 05 May 2006 08:16:00 PST