Guns N' Roses - November Rain
-best rock ballad ever?
The Police - Wrapped Around Your Finger
-Zomg watch out for those candles, Sting! ROFLCOPTER
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Ryan
2. Ace
3. The Sexorcist
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My superior intellect
2. My superior glutes
3. My thirst for justice
THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My impatience
2. My lust for sleep
3. My guitar playing
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. American
2. Vietnamese
3. Since I don't look like anyone in my family... probably Kryptonian
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. My powers
2. The responsibilities my powers entail
3. The potential for reprisals against the people I love and care for as a result of my powers and the responsibilities they entail.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Protein
2. Personal computer
3. Pocket PC
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Long-sleeve v-neck shirt
2. Blue jeans (babe)
3. Boxer briefs
THREE THINGS ON YOUR DESK:
1. Cingular 8125 Pocket PC/Phone
2. Krav Maga videos
3. Cuffs
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE ARTISTS AT THE MOMENT:
1. Haven't been listening to anything new lately. Bach.
2. Nirvana
3. CCR
THREE REASONS YOU'VE BROKEN UP WITH EXES:
1. Lost interest
2. Pretty much the only reason. Just not the one for me...
3. Ya
THREE THINGS YOU WOULD WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Affection
2. Honesty
3. Mutual interest in porn
THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Brains
2. Wit
3. Legs
THREE THINGS YOU CAN'T DO:
1. Save the world on my own
2. Eat hots like the good old days
3. Suck cock
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE PASTIMES:
1. Gaming
2. Body building
3. Cruisin the strip
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW:
1. Be SWAT. Or in SVU-equivalent division.
2. Get a C4-C5, probably next year
3. Panocha
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1. Splinter Cell is the best game series evah!
2. I like pussy.
3. I like nuts.
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Law enforcement.!
2. Musician/composer would be fun... I have the ear.
3. An international crack commando squad combating global terrorism and human trafficking.
THREE PLACES YOU WOULD GO ON VACATION:
1. Italy
2. Vegas
3. Krypton
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Write a thesis on why I should be the one time travellers from the future choose me as the candidate to save mankind from an apocalyptic disaster. Hopefully by writing this, I will have already set the wheels in motion and the time travelers from the future will go back a point in time (preferrably now) before I actually sit down to write the thesis so that I wouldn't actually have to type the whole damn thing. Yea!... Which means I actually have to go through with writing it... ugh!
2. Either write a script for an ingenius movie or produce modern classical music, soundtrack for an epic film, or ROCK!
3. Like everyone else, leave a mark in the world one way or another... or at least as many stains as possible on as many faces as possible.
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I'm a musician so pretty much anything, though partial to classic rock, 80s stuff. But it's all good!
Some all-time favorites: Superman: The Movie, Batman Begins, Superman II, Batman (1989), Blade Runner, Minority Report, Gladiator, Twelve Monkeys, Shawshank Redemption, Braveheart
My CURRENT favorites: 24, The Office (UK), The Office (US), Heroes, Late Night w/ Conan, Legion of Superheroes, Smallville. All-time favorites too many to list.
Superman, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, Green Eggs and Ham, Maximum PC, Corvette Black Book, DOS for Dummies, Complete Idiot's Guide to Kama Sutra
Superman, Jack Bauer, Batman, The Flash, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Reddisch Riden Hood
Ein smallisch fraulein ben stayen mit der mama ein thicken woodser besiden. Der mama ben loven der fraulein und maken ein reddisch riden hood, mit warmen der earsers.
Acrossen der woodser der sicken grossmama ben liven. Reddisch Riden Hood been tooken ein boxen mit cheesen cakers and butter patters und starten der walken mit maken ein visiter.
Mitout warnen ein grosser wolfer ben uppen gecomen mit maken der talken. Reddisch Riden Hood ben tellen abouten der grossmama und outenpointen der housen, Das wolfer ben racen mit breaknecken speeded und reachen der housen firster.
Der grossmama ben hearen der knocken mit rapper-tappen und asken der namen.
"Reddisch Riden Hood mit cheese cakers und butter patters," das wolfer ben callen.
Der sicken grossmama ben yellen, "Flippen der latchen und insiden gecomen."
Das wolfer ben growlen mit bursten der dooren. Mit screamers der grossmama ben uppenleapen und der chasen ben starten. Ach! Ober und under der bedden und das roomen arounder gerunen mit nippen und tucken das hotten chasen ben proceeden!
In der meantimer Reddisch Riden Hood ben hoppen und skippen mit watchen der birdsers und smellen der bloomen budden und finaller reachen der housen. Der noisers ben raisen der roofen und der fraulein ben closer obercomen mit frighters.
Suddener der noises ben stoppen und der housen ben stillisch. Reddisch Riden Hood ben inpeepen der windowpaner. Mit smoothen der curlers, der grossmama iss licken der choppers.
By Dave Morrah, Cinderella Hassenpfeffer and Other Tales mein Grossfader Told (New York: Rinehart & Co., Inc. 1948) pp. 14-16.