SIGNING OFF (FOR NOW) |
On 11/29, Lex Luthor posted the following blog on LexReturns.com: Congratulations, people. You and Superman have made the Internet "safe" once more for spammers, hackers, and mindless junk mail, so br...
Posted by Lois Lane on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:43:00 PST |
Blame the Government |
I believe these countdown clocks on the Web are actually some Y2K program that has been lying dormant until now; the government's just trying to pin a scapegoat so it doesn't get swamped with lawsuits...
Posted by Lois Lane on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 07:34:00 PST |
Everyone Should Re-LEX |
Luthor's last scheme almost destroyed Metropolis, but it totaled my condo. Still, I'm not worried about his recent online threats. Superman has stopped Luthor before, and he'll do so again. I'm focusi...
Posted by Lois Lane on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 07:33:00 PST |
Fool Me Twice |
You don't have to be a brainiac to figure out the real strategy behind these green clocks and "Lex Returns" tags. Come November 16, we'll all turn on our computers and be introduced to the latest "got...
Posted by Lois Lane on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 07:32:00 PST |
LEX RETURNS Tagged Sites Found! |
THE DAILY PLANET NEWSBREAK: LEX RETURNS Tagged Sites Found! By Richard White, Assistant Editor As reported by early this month, Lex Luthor has resurfaced to publicly announce that on Tuesda...
Posted by Lois Lane on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 01:48:00 PST |
Foil Luthor Online, Net $1 Million Reward |
Lex Luthor has resurfaced to publicly announce that on Tuesday, November 28, he will assume total control of the World Wide Web. In an effort to foil Luthor's aggressive takeover, the Daily Planet is ...
Posted by Lois Lane on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 10:49:00 PST |
Feds Confirm Luthor Web Threat |
Upon investigating a series of blogs posted on the Internet, coupled by a recent letter sent to the Daily Planet Building in Metropolis, federal authorities have officially linked wanted outlaw, Lex L...
Posted by Lois Lane on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 01:57:00 PST |
Is Luthor Watching This Space? |
Who else thinks Luthor's behind the countdown clocks and obnoxious "Lex Returns" tags that are randomly popping up throughout AOL, MySpace, and YouTube? Authorities claim there's "no concrete proof" t...
Posted by Lois Lane on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 10:43:00 PST |
Speaking Freely On The Internet |
Speaking Freely On The InternetBy LOIS LANE, Staff ReporterAs a reporter and an American, I'm grateful that freedom of speech is guaranteed in the First Amendment of the Constitution's Bill of Rights....
Posted by Lois Lane on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 11:43:00 PST |
Counting On Trouble |
I was skimming through the message boards of a Superman fan site earlier when a strange icon suddenly popped up. It was a green clock, and it was counting down toward midnight, November 16. Does anyon...
Posted by Lois Lane on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 11:39:00 PST |
