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Eric the Saucizzle Bizzle

The only thing funnier than a guy getting hit in the nuts is a man getting hit in the face by anothe

About Me

I was born March 23, 1989. I have a younger brother named Craig that goes to Whitney.I'm a big loser, even if you may never notice. I'm a momma's boy. I have no life. I never leave the house. I have no type of talent. Just about the only thing I'm good at is schoolwork . I might make you laugh. I'm horrible with women. I have a bunch of quirks. I'm a good kid and I stay out of trouble. I can be extremely shy, but if I'm in an environment that I'm really comfortable in I'll probably hump you. I'm lazy. I'm out of shape but lucky enough to have a good metabolism. I can literally do nothing for 20min. at a time. I get distracted easily, especially if I have work to do. I'm always tired. Every year I lose some of my intelligence. I forget a lot of things easily. I'm scared of bugs, especially snails. I'm scared of fish. I hate seafood. I'm honest. I'm probably one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet.

My Interests

Video games,flash cartoons, sleep, women, smelling new shoes and cars (not necessarily in that order)

I'd like to meet:

My past or future self.
Life goes on.

I Guess People Leave Comments on Myspace Now:

Eric Machado, I want to have your mohawk.

Music:


Don't Bore Us, Get To The Chorus
Emery

Linkin Park, Rage Against the Machine, Three Days Grace, Sum 41, Green Day, Blink-182, Muse, Papa Roach, Pennywise, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Bad Religion, Social Distortion,Queens of the Stone Age, Offspring, Killers, Jimmy Eat World, Weezer, My Chemical Romance, White Stripes, Alkaline Trio, Goldfinger, Gorillaz, Socratic, 311, Third Eye Blind, Alien Ant Farm, Fall Out Boy, Quiet Drive, Coldplay, Days Old Dream, Foo Fighters, Chronic Future, Violent Femmes, Oasis, Rise Against, Incubus, Killradio, Thousand Foot Krutch, Chevelle,Ok Go, Anberlin, Project 86, Skillet, Showbread, Disciple,Taking Back Sunday, Hero's Last Mission, Bayside, Tribal Ink, Jonezetta, The Used, Opshop, Maylene and the Sons of Disaster, Amber Pacific, The Deal, Hit the Switch, Family Force 5, Wavorly
The Edge 103.9 Independent Radio Mesa, Arizona

Movies:

How 'bout you ask me and I'll tell you if I like it or not.

Television:

I don't watch much television anymore. Though I thoroughly enjoy these: Smallville, The Office, King of Queens, Two and a Half Men, My Name is Earl, Monk, Mythbusters, and Trigger Happy TV, Arrested Development, Heroes.
AND... INVADER ZIM!!!!!!!

Books:

I know this sounds nerdy, probably because I am one, but the Harry Potter series.

Heroes:

God, Jesus

My Blog

Mara Nollora

Mara Nollora. The only girl I've ever loved. I met her at Tetzlaff Middle School in 2001. I was in 7th grade, she was in 8th. We both had brothers or sisters to pick up at Palms Elementary every day. ...
Posted by Eric the Saucizzle Bizzle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Once upon a Time...

There was this girl who had never known what it felt like to be in love and there was this one guy who had noticed that she was a very nice person and very attractive as well. They were friends.About ...
Posted by Eric the Saucizzle Bizzle on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 01:55:00 PST

My friends and I know how to have fun.

This is the stupid stuff my friends and I do: .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ...
Posted by Eric the Saucizzle Bizzle on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 12:33:00 PST

Recovery

I've finally moved on. Of course no one can replace the girl I fell in love with in 2001. She'll always have that special place in my heart. But that wound is now a scar and I will...
Posted by Eric the Saucizzle Bizzle on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 05:45:00 PST