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Wooden Thomas

'A bird may love a fish, but where will they live?

About Me

Juniper Roller; Read along with lyrics!......................................Juniper Berries for a Roller skating girl. I'm strollin through her world. I love the smell of the sun it is pure and gaseous . And even at night the flowering trees in the air they swirl. And when out among the swamplands, in the skunkcabbage I can smell the past. to behold a bouquet of rosemary brings me back to Christmas time. I like it when you laugh at me and your hair it smells pretty it doesn't come from a factory. the Mulch of summer plants images in my mind of what has yet to grow. Juniper Berries for a Roller skating girl. I'm strollin through her world. And the Bullfrogs play tubas and the Crickets orchestrate I can smell the future in the past from far away. As a dog smells a fire hydrant I will sample every mind I meet. Juniper Berries for a Roller skating girl. I want to video record her mind. I love the smell of the sun it is loving and insightful . Scooba diveing coochey snorker I found at the end of a rainbow's goldmine. Juniper Berries for a Roller skating girl. panning for gold in the river on which the sun it shines.WONDER WOMAN VS. THE PTERODACTYL VIDEO !SUBTITLE 1998 (NO SOUND) thE vIdEO AbOvE hAs nO sOUnd. It Is fOr sUbtItlE from “sUbcOnscIOUs gArAgE sAlE” 1998 stArring cEcIlIA mEssIAno, shot bY brAndOn gArrIsOn And dIrEctEd bY (AlsO starring) wOOdEn thOmAs. It’s short, And gOEs wEll wIth jUst AbOUt Any wOOdEn thOmas sOng. this vErsIOn hAs nO sOUnd.!

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Member Since: 4/26/2006
Band Website: woodenthomas.com
Band Members: Thomas J. Kiernan AKA TJK Haywood.
Sounds Like: Wooden Thomas is the original Moniker of the folk artist and musician, Thomas J. Kiernan who was born in the New Jersey Pine Barrens circa 1969. He claims that he was a vaudevillian performer in the early 20th century who was cryogenically frozen and released from suspended animation in the early 90s. He started out creating album cover designs for bands such as Uncle Wiggly and Smack Dab, although initially under the name T.J.K. Haywood. The artist claims to have turned into wood as the direct result of a bicycle accident. His first musical effort was a cassette titled "Subconscious Garage Sale" in 1996. Parts of it were played on local radio stations in New Jersey and Philadelphia, but the cassette is now rare. He and two of his first cousins formed a zany folk trio called The Modern Day Carpetbaggers and played on WFMU radio five times. Thomas played a variety of toy instruments and comedic effects with that band. Thomas proceeded as an original singer/songwriter/guitarist whose surrealistic lyrics have been said to be inspired by Tom Waits and Leonard Cohen. His deadpan lyrics are both poetic and funny: "50-foot-tall chicken/grabbed me by the head,/just as I was listening,/to every word you said./Roof blew off the house,/heard you scream my name." His 2004 Album "Age of Aquarium" was produced in Brooklyn, NY by J.Z. Barrell. This entry is from Wikipedia, the leading user-contributed encyclopedia. It may not have been reviewed by professional editors (see full disclaimer)
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