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RIP Clovis

One Cool Cat...

About Me

What's to tell about me? I'm a cat...I lounge around all day and make mischief..."Whack, whack, whack the mouse Smartly on the head Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily Whack him 'til he's dead."

My Interests

Chasing moving objects...biting ppl's feet...lunging at squirels and smacking into the window...why must I be on the inside looking out?

I'd like to meet:

Amusing ppl and other cats - Dogs need not apply...especially chihuahua's...they freak me out.
As seen on Wimp.com

Movies:

Yeah, like I have the attention span to sit through a movie...

Television:

You know what they should have on T.V.? Kitty porn...yeah...wait...I have no balls! *sigh*

Books:

Any book will do for shredding

Heroes:

The Cat in the Hat

My Blog

Clovis Lee Booker (2001-2007)

It is my sad duty as the foster father of Clovis Lee Booker to tell you that he died today after a long struggle with cancer that was leaving him weak and unable to eat and his lust for life quickly v...
Posted by RIP Clovis on Sat, 05 May 2007 04:30:00 PST

im so mad i could hiss...

the human i own held me to introduce me to a neighbors ball of fluff dog...then the dog kissed me right on the face. ive never felt so humiliated in all my life! my human will get a wet, mushy, smelly...
Posted by RIP Clovis on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST