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About Me

How do old beans, how do? I'm Ste/Steve/Steeevie/Mate/Mit/Barry/Bruce/Barrybruce/Steven/S/ Man/Oi/Willo (delete as appropriate). I live in Frodsham, but I was born in Chester, lived in Chester, hang out in Chester, work in Chester, and mostly pretend to be Chester. Frodsham is however the place that holds the place to my heart, and more importantly, the most famous pub in the universe::: "THE RING'O'BELLS". I frequent it often. It has 80 odd types of malt whiskey, low ceilings, a luxury porn lounge complete with full size snooker table, secret forbidden gardens, 2 cats, and a folk night the first Tuesday of every month. Can't ask for more than that! Proper old mans pub, with all the spirits and smells of the past 100 years of Frodsham rolled into one place!I work as a Dialler Manager for a financial company - I won't mention which one because you might owe us money ;) It gets a bit boring being stuck in the office all day and all night but ah well - suppose everyone has to make a living somehow.
I like Pool/Snooker/Poker/Rock/Indie/Blues/Cars/Girls/Driving/Sheff ieldTIPS/TRIVIA SECTION
Did you know that human earwax is to a cat what crack is to Pete Doherty? If you give yourself an ear wank, and let your mates cat have a sniff, then put some earwax on his face, the cat will frantically try to lick his face off, right down to the bone. TRUE FACT.

My Interests

I like football. I'm a lazy armchair Liverpool fanatic. But I do play 6-a-side in a league on Sundays which makes me better than you, lazy wasters...
I like listening to Music. Mostly good music. I like discovering new bands. Thats probably the reason why I'm here on myspace, so if you're in a band get an add over to me - but DONT FUCKING BOTHER if you know you sound like a BAG OF WANK!

I would class myself as a musical miestro, but then again thats only when I'm pissed. In reality I've only been learning drums for about 12 months on and off. I like cars. My car is a Civic Coupe, with illuminous (j/k..) 17" rims. My car is called King Bruce II, named after my old car, th'original Bruce. Died of gout unfortunately. My favourite colour is between Red and Green ;Â¬).

I play is Pro Evo 6. And Football Manager on the PC. Helpin the old man build an extension on the back of the house at the mo, so got very little time to play silly games...

I'd like to meet:

People named Barry, Bert or Bruce - or any combination of the aforementioned.

Or this fella - Mr Tourette, the master cunting sign writer:

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Music:

REALLY OLDER BANDS:
Led Zep, The Who, Cream, Pink Floyd, Bob Dylan, Deep Purple, Velvet Underground, Kinks, Rolling Stones,

OLDISH TO RECENT-ER BANDS:
Oasis, Pixies, Longpigs, Doves, Foo Fighters, Stone Roses, Idlewild, My Vitriol, RHCP, Pearl Jam, Pavement, Elbow, The Libertines, The Verve, Shack, Beck, Black Rebel Motercycle Club, Ben Folds Five, Six By Seven, Black Keys, Charlatans, White Stripes, Supergrass, Strokes, The Soundtrack of Our Lives, The Streets, Smashing Pumpkins, Beta BandNEWEST-EST BANDS:
Arctics, Dogs, The Feeling, Reverend & The Makers, Bloc Party, We Are Scientists, Futureheads, Razorlight, Kooks, Maximo Park, The Rakes :),BANDS TRYING TO MAKE IT BUT APPARENTLY PLAYIN IT COOL TO SEE WHICH WAY THE WIND BLOWS THEM:
Silent Parade, For Tomorrows, Circlesounds, Barry Bruce Quartet, The Inspiral Hudson and His Incredible 12-String MooseRANDOM SECTION
Jeff Buckley, DJ Shadow (Brainfreeze), Bob Marley, Jose Gonzales, Jack Johnson, Mr Scruff, Jimi Hendrix, Joe Satriani, Johnny Cash, James Morrison
TOKEN JAZZ DUDE WORTH A BIG MENTION:
Mose Alison

MY RECOMMENDED ALBUMS:

Movies:

I'll watch movies but not a massive fan. It always seems like 2 hours of my life that I'll never get back! But I do like sweet popcorn...

Television:

Anything with dry humour or laden with wit, such as the Fast Show, and everything that has followed in one form or another. Man Stroke Woman is amusing in parts.

Books:

Allan Carr's 'Easy Way to Quit Smoking' is the only thing on my reading list at the moment!

Heroes:

Steve Irwin! (RIP)

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