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Volatile^Evil

it's all a conspiracy!

About Me

It's all a conspiracy, i dont exist.. i am just an optical illusion and for some an imaginary friend. A simple figment of ur imagination... could u not dream up someone better? I have no presence therefore I should have no feelings, no thoughts and no emotions.. then you ask urself one question.. if this is true... why am i such a moody bitch? NORMAL WAS NEVER IN MY VOCABULARY!! i'm currently studyin professsional accountancy with the ICAI, and working as a trainee accountant in monkstown, boring for most but i love it! I function of coffee ("hi my name is Dani and I'm a caffeine addict")! i'm terrified of heights so anyone who knows me NEVER LIFT ME UP! love any kind of junk food (even though i'm a surprising healthy eater.. its scary!, especially chocolate (cadbury's mini rolls... yum yum yum)! i'm basically a social misfit, I'M NOT COOL AND DONT WANNA BE!!... am probably the worst flirt in the world ( apart from kev! ). love love love love music - as long as it rocks!! i curse like crazy - hey slipknot fan, well duh and well irish ( we have an avid belief in foul language)! so if u're gonna give me grief over swearin, ya can fuck right off! i can be a right bitch if u piss me off.. depends what mood i'm in on how easy that is to do... however ya dont wanna see or speak to me when i lose it... generally try to stay out of arguements.. i love the sun but hate summer cuz the insects love me! i hate people who get pissy over stupid things even though i do so myself! generally a happy, smiley person although u'd never guess from my moody pics! and yea.. I'm a poet too.. figures.. mainly me ranting! i guess ur jus gonna have to contact me and ask me if u wanna know more! and always remember folks... its good to be bad in a good way!..

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My Interests

music, gamin, reading, writing, watchin telly ( a thing i dont do much anymore- i haven't got a telly in me room, boo hoo *sniff sniff ) Going on a completely unplanned night out - I DONT LIKE TO PLAN. gossipin with my best mates Rose and Owen. going to gigs - i'm an avid believer in supporting the small bands! Aromatherapy Massage USUALLY STUFF I CAN DO AND REMAIN LAZY AT!
Name: Dani
Birthdate: 20th Jan.. many years ago now.. gettin old!
Birthplace: Dublinia
Current Location: Brig city.. the brigg, da brig etc etc... for those of u non Brigites that's Balbriggan
Eye Color: fucked up greeny blue
Hair Color: red red red red red
Height: short arsed
Weight: skinny bitch!
Piercings: 6 .. ears and belly button
Tatoos: no, needles arghhhhhhh!
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: nope
Overused Phraze: stuff and stuff, suppose so, okily dokily, yeppy doodles and memory of a noodle
FAVORITES
Food: mam's shepard's pie.. yum yum yum!
Candy: ehhh.. chewits! or apple bonbons.. or....
Number: dunno! doesn't everyone say 69 for this?
Color: dont have one!
Animal: my babies sylvie, arly and pooky, garfield.. penguins!!
Drink: coffee or tea! caffine addict me!
Alcohol Drink: coors light & sambuca!
Bagel: cheese tomato and bacon! yummy from bagel factory!
Letter: one with a cheque in it?
Body Part on Opposite sex: ha ha ha .. i shouldn't answer that! (eyebrow piercins... yum yum yum)
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: maccy d's!
Strawberry or Watermelon: strawberry! ick watermelon! ick!!
Hot tea or Ice tea: hot! ice tea sucks!
Chocolate or Vanilla chocolate!
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: coffeeeeeeeeeee!
Kiss or Hug: depends on the person.. if i like em lot from coloumn A, lot from column B!
Dog or Cat: my cat! no other cat compares!
Rap or Punk: punk obviously!
Summer or Winter: winter.. dont get eatin alive then.. only i hate the cold!
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: both.. if they can be funny and scary all the better!
Love or Money: money can buy me love.. man i love that song! ha ha !
YOUR...
Bedtime: when i'm sleepy?
Most Missed Memory: limerick road trip and my bday night out with rose and owen!
Best phyiscal feature: dunno, i like me so i dont really have a fav!
First Thought Waking Up: go back to sleep!!! and smokeeeee!
Goal for this year: do well in Prof three, work and have fun
Best Friends: rose & owen
Weakness: depends what type of weakness ur talking bout! again.. eyebrow piercins
Fears: heights and creepy bug things and needles ewwwww!
Heritage: irish.. true blue dub me !
Longest relationship: 3 1/2 years
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yep!
Ever Smoked: yup
Ever been Drunk: yep! twisted !
Ever been beaten up: yep! loads of times!
Ever beaten someone up: nope, i'm a pacifist!!!
Ever Shoplifted: yep.. young and stupid!
Ever Skinny Dipped: yup.. very funny story!
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yep!
Been Dumped Lately: nope!
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: chocolate brown
Favorite Hair Color: dark brown
Short or Long: depends on what suits the guy!
Height: taller than me (which isn't hard)
Style: rocker/metal head/punk
Looks or Personality: both, attraction n personality.. i'm greedy!
Hot or Cute hot! maybe a little cute too!
Drugs and Alcohol: meh, no drugs n i'm happy
Muscular or Really Skinny: neither.. dont wanna stick or a fuckin rock!
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: loads.
What country do you want to Visit: eygpt
How do you want to Die: quickly with a lot of gore... hey ... i wanna dramatic exit!
Been to the Mall Lately: yea... have to look at shoes often!
Do you like Thunderstorms: nope.. i'm the one quiverin in the corner!
Get along with your Parents: yeah, they're the biz! my mam is my best mate!
Health Freak: not really, like healthy food though!
Do you think your Attractive: yeah, suppose i'm alright!
Believe in Yourself: yep, go me!!!
Want to go to College: well.. duh!
Do you Smoke: yea... tried quittin tho *looks shameful*!
Do you Drink: yup!
Shower Daily: mostly
Been in Love: yup! twice! both cheated on me!
Do you Sing: yea... like a crow!
Want to get Married: not bloomin likely now is it?
Do you want Children: dunno
Have your future kids names planned out: surprisingly yes! well one anyway.. girl cassie !
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: ehh.. cant exactly take it back now can i?
Hate anyone: yes, all valid reasons.

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I'd like to meet:

cool rockers, preferably irish but don't mind!- NO SEX DEMENTED FREAKS (MALE OR FEMALE), I'M NOT INTERESTED IN PHONE/CYBER SEX!- NO FOREIGNERS WHO JUST WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IRELAND- NO FOREIGNERS THAT ASK THE SAME QUESTION OVER AND OVER LIKE HOW'S THE WEATHER IN IRELAND AND HOW'S THE FAMILY!- NO FUCKING CHARITY PEOPLE- NO FOREIGNERS WHO WANT TO BE "SHOWN AROUND IRELAND", I DON'T KNOW WHERE ANYTHING IS AND EVEN IF I DID I'D GET LOST.. I HAVE THE WORST SENSE OF DIRECTION EVER SO I'M USELESS IN THIS SENSE!- NO FUCKING SCANGERS (CHAVS)!- NO FUCKIN EMO BANDS , BOY BANDS, RAPPERS, I MEAN ACTUALLY LOOK AT MY FUCKIN PROFILE BEFORE U TRY AND ADD ME!- NO IDIOTS JUS LOOKIN TO GET AS MANY FRIENDS AS THEY CAN, I AIN'T INTERESTED IN POSERS!- IF U HAVE NO INTENTION OF ACTUALLY TALKIN TO ME DO NOT SEND A REQUEST.- PLEASE DO MESSAGE ME BEFORE U SEND A FRIEND REQUEST OR I WILL JUS DENY!i mean it if u fall into any of these groups do not contact me! i'll jus rip the piss out of ya!
How evil are you?

You scored as Fairy. You can be good or bad depending on your connection with nature.

Fairy


92%

Dark Witch


83%

Elf


83%

Vampire


75%

Witch


67%

Slayer


58%

Angel


42%

Fallen (Dark) Angel


42%

Warlock


42%

Demon


33%

Mermaid


33%

A God


17%

Dragon


0%
What Fantasy Creature are You? (Fantastic Pictures)
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Music:

punk,metal,rock anything that kicks ass. hate fucking emo bands! fuckin depressing dribble! ABSOLUTELY DISPISE, REALLY REALLY HATE WITH A PASSION shit bands like THE DARKNESS AND COLDPLAY AND U2 AND MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE! Fav bands include: ok stuff that is currently on my mp3 player = Green day, Metallica, Slipknot, System of a Down, Offspring, Nirvana, ACDC, Thin Lizzy, Leftover Crack, Choking Victim, Letters to Cleo, Deftones, Good Riddance, Kerbdog, Blink 182, ATM, Aviator Shades, The Agony Scene, Black Sabbath, Disturbed, Emily, Eyeslave, Fear Factory, Foo Fighters, Fulcrum, Gorbachov, Great Scott, Gutter Junkies, Ill Nino, Iron Maiden, Hole, Klingonz, Less Than Jake, Lluther, The Living End, Misfits, Moth Complex, Motorhhead, Murderdolls, Murdock, My Waiting Gold, New Found Glory, NOFX, Obsessive Compulsive, Pleasent Problem, Ramparts, Razer, Reel Big Fish, Refused, Santana, Semisonic, Sick of it All, Spellbound, Stone Sour, The Strokes, Sublime, Trivium, White Stripes....etc etc and of course all the bands in my friends list!
You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism


96%

Islam


71%

Buddhism


67%

agnosticism


67%

atheism


50%

Paganism


46%

Judaism


42%

Hinduism


17%

Christianity


13%
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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Movies:

any horror, slasher, comedies everything really love chick flicks sorry if that ruins my rocker image! old zombie flicks, fav movies include friday the 13th series, saw 1 & 2, identity, 10 things i hate about you, nightmare on elm street movies, evil dead series ( "and this is my boom stick" ), dawn of the dead, what women want.... i can list most of the chick flicks but i'm not gonna!

Television:

anything and everything! like shows: friends, scrubs, that 70's show, lost, futurama, south park, simpsons, bones, love me soaps! (sorry i am a girl!) currently dont watch much telly though... i left me telly in swords when i moved home.. boo hoo! *sniff sniff!

Books:

usually light hearted stuff, dont usually read heavy books! fav authors include: Nora Roberts & J.D Robb, Janet Evanovich, GARFIELD BOOKS! Phillip Pullman Sarah WebbI usually spend some time readin.. usually have a couple of months where i do fuck all else then have a few months where i don't read at all.. i'm strange! Which of the Four Elemental Goddesses are you?(With Pics)
You are the Goddess of Fire. You live with extreme passion... Either with Sexuallity, creativity, or just pure energy. You are most likly in peak shape either menatly or physically or both. You are one of the most Powerful of the Four Goddesses.Other Fire Goddesses: Brigit, Freya, Hestia, Pele, Vesta
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Heroes:

Corey Taylor, Billie Joe Armstrong, James Hetfield, Nora Roberts, Janet Evanovich, Jim Davis (created and writes Garfield cartoon.), Rose, Owen & my mam! i could prob think of more but i'm too lazy!

My Blog

If I Saw You

If I Saw You(11th June 2008)If I saw you,would I flee?Would I cry?Would I freeze?Would I finally stand for her?That little girl,all innocence and smiles,you condemnedto this lifeof nightmares and flas...
Posted by Volatile^Evil on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 01:49:00 PST

Black Hole, Inner Demons and Child Poems

Black Hole, Inner Demons and Child Poems Message from the Black Hole © (May 2006) Thought I may run away from the torture that stays. I am now able to say what I've been through to this day. So what...
Posted by Volatile^Evil on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 10:02:00 PST

Image Poems

 Image PoemsThe Path ©(20th September 2006) Alone, washed up on the shore, broken, battered, bruised but breathing. Storm clouds behind me, the sun breaks through the mist. Lighting the path. A pat...
Posted by Volatile^Evil on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 08:52:00 PST

Crash poems

Crash PoemsMy Poem © (April 2006) Someone take the fucking shovel, this hole I've dug is too deep. Can't find a way out, the future is looking bleak. Wish someone could help, but I am unsure how. ...
Posted by Volatile^Evil on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 02:59:00 PST

Romance and Relationship Poems

Romance and Relationship PoemsThe Innocent ©(27th July 2006) Grab my hand, my friend, I shall stay until the end, we are but soldiers fighting to live and make things right. For if we give up, my d...
Posted by Volatile^Evil on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 01:42:00 PST

Questioning Poems

Questioning Poems If You've Never... © (13th July 2006) If you've never experienced deep sadness, how do you appreciate true happiness? If you've never been betrayed, how do you appreciate loya...
Posted by Volatile^Evil on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 09:08:00 PST

Random Poems

Random PoemsMedicate Me ©(11th August 2006) The pain courses through me, icy fingers grip my thigh, discomfort, writhing, sigh. Wishing for the pills that make it all subside.Gone ©(28th August 200...
Posted by Volatile^Evil on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 10:25:00 PST

Hope Poems

Hope Poems My Future © (May 2006) Your future is in the palm of your hand, or so they seem to say, one thing I have learned of late my future is my own way. Sure, I've made some bad choices, ...
Posted by Volatile^Evil on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 08:59:00 PST

Strong Poems

Strong Poems Free to Fall © (18th July 2006) Soon I will be no longer needed for this is what I plan. I shall be free to go then if I choose to do so. The choice is in my hands for those I love w...
Posted by Volatile^Evil on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 09:31:00 PST

Friday and Saturday!

Friday Night!Had such a great night on fri.. went to Emily gig .. which was great.. apart from the fact that they only played 4 songs.. but then me and rose fucked off to fibber and rocked out to the ...
Posted by Volatile^Evil on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 11:13:00 PST