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G-Money

Gettin' funky on the mic like an old batch of collard greens.

About Me

I teach English at the University of North Alabama. I like to dance. I live above a bar, so when I get off work on the weekends I can hear Bob Seger coming through the floor louder than my tv. I treat my dogs like children. My friends and I have a permanent seat at Margarita Mondays at Casa. I love to read. Mayonnaise makes me vomit. My dad and I are taking over the world and making all lawnmowers red. I can say insults in Spanish and dirty things in Italian. I am obsessed with "24." I finally watched "LOST" and got a tad obsessed. I love roller coasters. I also love Shark Week on the Discovery Channel. B-rock TiVo's "Dance Off Pants Off" for me and A-town. My friends are everything to me. I'm incredibly loyal. I'm a smoker and I love it. I love Jennifer Aniston and I am mad at Brad Pitt. I am good at poker. I love to watch soccer; I absolutely suck at sports. I also love drag shows. I miss cafateria corn nuggets. If I went on Jeopardy!, I would win. I love Justin Timberlake and I am not ashamed. I kill plants, even when I try not to. I don't know how to cook and I don't care. I go to Target at least three times a week. I imagine I'll eventually be arrested for protesting something. I view feminism as humanism and support it vehemently. I once went to a KKK rally (not in support) and it was scary. I hate Paris Hilton, but I think Britney Spears keeps it real. I used to run the Women's Center at UNA. I don't anymore. I have met Alice Walker; we talked about "Wide Sargasso Sea." My boyfriend is incredibly talented, wonderful, and really hot.

My Interests

VICK DOG CHEW TOY. Awesome. "Chocolate Rain" WHO?.. " /
adopt your own virtual pet! R.I.P. Tony Almeida

I'd like to meet:

Britney Spears: I would tell her the truth.John Irving: I would ask him why his memoir didn't explain the recurring themes in his novels.Hillary Rodham Clinton: I would probably get really excited and accidentally spit on her like I did when I met Lucy Baxley.Mary Magdalene: I have some serious questions for her. And a big hug.I have to stop before this list gets crazy long.

Music:

Tori Amos, Ani DiFranco, Ryan Adams, U2, Josh Rouse, David Gray, Tupac, Members Only, Stan Getz, old rap songs, some new rap songs, John Coltrane, Charlie Parker, Cannonball Adderly, Jeff Buckley, Michael Jackson, Galen Craven, and a bunch of other stuff. I love so much music that it's just easier to list who I HATE: Simple Plan, Tim McGraw, Creed, and Nickleback and whoever that awful band is that sings that song about the lips of an angel. Argh.

Movies:

Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, A Mighty Wind, This is Spinal Tap, Zoolander, The Piano, Gone with the Wind, School of Rock, How High, The Life of David Gale, Back to the Future, Goal, Fight Club, Love Actually, About a Boy, Hustle & Flow, all the Muppet movies, Indiana Jones movies, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Willow, Slackers, Troy, Tombstone, Crash, Magnolia, Boogie Nights, Rounders, Brokeback Mountain, Velvet Goldmine, Little Miss Sunshine, Wet Hot American Summer, and Home Alone. That I can remember now.

Television:

24, Arrested Development, all three CSI's, Friends, Sex and the City, My Name is Earl, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly, Saved by the Bell, Will & Grace, America's Next Top Model, White Rapper Show, I Love New York, and Dance Off Pants Off

Books:

I'm in English. I cannot answer this question. But I'm super obsessed with John Irving and Dave Eggers.

Heroes:

POP

My Blog

In regards to recent events involving Grass Baby

..> Dear Friends of Grass Baby: I just want you to know that I DID intend to kidnap Grass Baby. I had a plan to rival that of any evil genius. My kidnapping plan also involved a Myspace ransom dem...
Posted by G-Money on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 09:27:00 PST

Somebody at MTV just got fired.

So, this year's MTV Video Music Awards were really bizarre. Why did that stupid umbrella song win so many awards? And why were there only, like, five awards in the whole show? They're only airing them...
Posted by G-Money on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 08:33:00 PST

"Celebrity Rap Superstar"

This is the first time I have watched MTV in I don't know how long. I generally hate MTV. But this show is so incredibly awesome. First of all, please tune in and then vote for Perez Hilton. He doesn'...
Posted by G-Money on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 07:41:00 PST

Ack

You know those little pop up thingies that come across the top of myspace and start flashing at you and asking you to pick one of the flashing things and click on it? A second ago, one came up asking ...
Posted by G-Money on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 08:46:00 PST

Free At Last

I have retired my apron. It's such a great week. Annoying people cannot ask me for bread or "some more of them spices" or why don't we have sweet tea anymore. I don't care. I am no longer part of...
Posted by G-Money on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 02:34:00 PST

CD track listing

For those of you in our CD exchange program club thingy, here is the track listing for this month's, which was driving songs.    1. Picture Me Rollin' - Tupac 2. Get Me Away From ...
Posted by G-Money on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 01:24:00 PST

I am it.

I got tagged by Sara and am now supposed to post 15 little-known facts about myself. Okay. 1.  I hate Kirsten Dunst with a burning passion. I love Brooke even more than I already did because she ...
Posted by G-Money on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 01:41:00 PST

Shark Week! Whoo hoo!

Here is a list of things that are good (in the style of Brooke). *Shark Week. Shark Week is REALLY good. I love it. It starts today. *I put in my notice at Ricatoni's the other day. That was awesome a...
Posted by G-Money on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 05:53:00 PST

The Catholics don't know what's going on.

So, apparently, no one at St. Joseph is actually sure if the position has been filled or not. This is the confusing answer I got when I called to check (from the secretary): "Um...(long pause) well,.....
Posted by G-Money on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:02:00 PST

What's with the apostrophes?

Why is myspace changing my apostrophes to weird looking word thingys?   I did not do that. Just so you know.
Posted by G-Money on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:02:00 PST