SCHAFFER - Original Recipe profile picture

SCHAFFER - Original Recipe

Only allow the Mexican women in. This way I have a good excuse for not understanding them.

About Me

MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Music:

Tool, Coheed and Cambria, Pink Floyd, A Perfect Circle, Deftones, Incubus, Lamb of God, System of a Down, Buddy Rich, Toadies, Fear Factory, Pine Hill Haints, Led Zeppelin, Queen, Johnny Cash, Blindiside, The Wednesdays, Ultraspank, Outkast, Muscle Shoals Soul Revue, Hed PE, Rancid, Less Than Jake, Bad Religion, Jimmy Eat World, Rage Against The Machine, Nelly Furtado (actually just 'whoa, nelly!'), Michael Buble, Green Day, NOFX, and many more....

Movies:

a lot of comedy and any really good documentary or true crime

Books:

FUCK SALT!!!

Heroes:

8===D-Whoever the asshole is that decided it was a good idea to put a speed bump in the middle of Broadway Ave. in Florence. I bet he's the same cum stain that thought it was a great idea to merge back into traffic and IMMEDIATLY follow it up with a turning lane going east onto Veterans Dr.!8===D-Anyone that can give me one good reason why gas is so fucking high!8===D-George W. Bush, for showing all of us that you don't have to be a smart man to influence an entire nation.8===D-Mike Tyson. That's right! And he should be yours too. Face it: After all of those times that someone has gotten on your nerves so bad that you actually thought to yourself, "That son of a bitch! I'm gonna bite his ear off!", and this fucker has the balls to do it in front of millions of people.