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Mario

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About Me



Writing about myself is difficult. I am someone with various personality traits that cannot be grammatically represented. I believe that the best way to get to know me, is through conversation/interaction. Like all human beings, I am an experience. Reading what I write does not matter. It could all be bullshit -- just words put together to sell an image. Get to know me and then, maybe, you can tell me a little "about me."

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Britney - Toxic (NRJ Awards, 2004)

My Interests

Britney Spears, Clubbing, Theater, Dancing, Fashion, Celebrity, Music, Graphic Design, Writing, Blogging, Advertising, Movies, Foreign Films, Chihuahuas, Stripper Poles, Sex, Britney Spears.

I'd like to meet:



B r i t n e y S p e a r s i s m y i d o l .

Music:

Britney Spears, Madonna, Gwen Stefani, Shakira, Linkin Park, Pink, Nelly Furtado, Ashlee Simpson, Daddy Yankee, Beyonce, Justin Timberlake, Kelly Clarkson, Trina, The Fugees, Snow Patrol, Coldplay, Offer Nissim, Starkillers, Tracy Young, Kanye West, Pharrell, Ivy Queen, Thalia, Sean Paul, Christina Aguilera, Lindsay Lohan, Hilary Duff, Paulina Rubio, Mariah Carey, Backstreet Boys, Avril Lavigne, Nsync, Spice Girls, Alejandra Guzman, Gloria Trevi, Fall Out Boy, Destiny's Child, Rihanna, Belanova, Usher, Marilyn Manson, M.I.A., Keane, Missy Elliot, Lil' Kim, Scissor Sisters, Suzanne Palmer, Tiesto, Amy Winehouse, Ciara, Jay Z, Ne-yo, Benny Benassi, Gloria Gaynor, Donna Summer, Paris Hilton, Incubus, Simple Plan, Greenday, Tony Moran, Aaliyah, Chris Cox, Pussycat Dolls, Christina Milian, Mya, Limp Bizkit, Korn, La Oreja de Van Gogh, Kylie Minogue.

Movies:

Halloween, Y Tu Mama Tambien, The Exorcist, Crossroads, Far From Heaven, The Hours, Mean Girls, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Ring, Titanic, Grease, A Walk to Remember, Driving Miss Daisy, Interview With the Vampire, A Clockworth Orange, The Shining, Frida, Bad Education, All About My Mother, the Devil Wears Prada, Austin Powers, The Grudge, Collateral, Pan's Labyrinth, Quinceanera, Dreamgirls.

Television:

Queer As Folk, Will and Grace, Family Guy, Chaotic, Sex and the City, Golden Girls, VH1 Specials, TRL, The Real World, Best Week Ever, America's Next Top Model.

Books:

Their Eyes Were Watching God, Harry Potter, The DaVinci Code, Pride & Prejudice. Details and GQ Magazines.

Heroes:

The average man who is capable of performing astonishing tasks.

My Blog

First Impressions

They say a first impression lasts a lifetime.   I wonder, what is your impression of me? According to my co-worker, George, the first impression all of my MySpace friends get is that I am a whore...
Posted by Mario on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 12:31:00 PST

2007

2007 was not my year. It seemed that every month something bad would happen. I had no time to rest between bad to bad. My car was vandalized, my identity was stolen, I was cheated on, I was financiall...
Posted by Mario on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 05:33:00 PST

Lost.

I am lost. I have no sense in self. I have no sense of direction. I am drifting aimlessly in this deep ocean called life. Which direction do I want to take? North? South? East or West?I want to find m...
Posted by Mario on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 02:46:00 PST

Toy Soldiers Need NOT Apply

I need someone. I want the feeling again. I want a guy who will treat me right. A guy that will hold me tight at night and even tighter the next morning. I want a guy that will be honest. I want a guy...
Posted by Mario on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 04:07:00 PST

One Night Stand LTR?

Is a one night stand a candidate for a serious relationship?Is he/she discarded after that first night because he/she gave it up too quickly? What if there is attraction and chemistry?Many would say n...
Posted by Mario on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 05:18:00 PST

Vanity & Happiness Are Incompatible

Can you ever be happy if you are vain? Will you ever be satisfied with yourself and everything that you have attained?Vanity is the seeking of ultimate perfection -- and no one has ever been capable o...
Posted by Mario on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 05:39:00 PST

Do Somethin'

I keep telling my friends about how much I want to change certain aspects of my life. I am tired of talking about it. It is time for me to actually DO SOMETHING about it. I need to do what it is I hav...
Posted by Mario on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 04:19:00 PST

FUCK THIS SHIT!

I am so fucking over everything right now. Just fucking over it. This year has been shit. Fuck!
Posted by Mario on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 02:05:00 PST

Hetracil -- It Cures Homosexuality

How ridiculous. Are these people serious?! LMFAO! Just go check the site for itself. Oh, and don't forget that "HETRACIL is the most widely prescribed anti-effeminate medication in the U.S., helpin...
Posted by Mario on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 01:15:00 PST

Mario

Who is Mario? That question I ask myself many times. It seems that such a question is one that should have been answered during my high school years...but honestly, I still have a slight blur into wh...
Posted by Mario on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 04:14:00 PST