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Jess Wrong

this machine kills hippies

About Me

Interesting fact at the time of writing... if you google "get cunted" my myspace page is first of 21800 search results... err bo? I love REGGAE, ska, squat punk, hiphop, mass UK hippidyhop please, dnb, dubstep, punk rock, JUNGLE, ragga, dancehall, you know the score... gimme something i can wiggle and stomp to please. mega props to Uprizing, Life4land, camkore, smoke my beef curtains middle class ghetto collective, rigs all over the place, local promoters and musicians and everyone who gives a shit about not letting the emos win. or the indie kids. or all the other shit. Mega bad props to Dave Cunt MC, tek it to the next level HIGHA. I like to mash about in fields and warehouses taking part in an activity called 'raving'. I love to STOMP, I love mash ups, I like to get stoned. i'm shit with money, it gets stolen or lost or spent all the time, although surely that's what it's for... i'd rather be rich in life and poor in moolah... ching ching. I love to travel and get away whenever possible, i've got the itchy feet to end all itches. and my feet are massive so it's a pretty big itch to contend with. In June I'm going on a mini mission to Bratislava, Budapest, Zilina (Slovakia) and Prague with Bob. SAFE. July is Glade, it will be phat. I've got my ticket... have you? Myself and Bob and Toby J are all moving to Nottingham in September, mainly for a taste of the gun crime high life, partly for studenting reasons... was gonna be Brighton, it should've bin Bristol, ended up as gun crime city of the country. nang. I've just moved back to the flats after a year away... but home tings have brought peace so I'm not complaining (much). I spend quite a lot of time surfing floors and matresses in Camrock though, just can't be fucked to move again seeing as I'll be outta here by September at the latest... isnit... i like bus journeys and Kopparburg pear cider (so delicious). i like markets. i like the female form. i really like charity shops and green tea. I'm a bit of a fuck head. I'm a bit of a wang. girls are for gays. i love barefoot, hate shoes. we don't go to enough parties but when we do we fuckin aaaaave ittttt!! getme? I have a filthy mouth, I'm a dirty bitch. dirrty. dirrrrrty. Also, I enjoy lying, cheating, slagging around and getting myself in and out of trouble. What?

My Interests

Music, dancing, piercings, tattoos, reading, writing, getting mo-lashed, gigs, travel, Barcelona, dreadies, ska, Spanish, Suicide Girls, green plants, glitter, messy hair, thunderstorms, kissing girls, kissing boys, hiphop, skiing, hip bones, reggae, musicians, Victorian mental asylums, adrenaline, discovering new bands, DJs, adventure, snow, songs that make your feet move, bone-crushing hugs, art, kisses from friends, lips, musical people, Gilbert and George, new faces to vibe with and getting fucked off mine, the Tate Modern, psychology, Holler's SLIDES (art is fun), graff, literature, languages, driving in friends' cars, laughter, happiness, peace, peace of mind and letting things go, Marxism, having my hair played with, sittin out at dusk smoking a j and watching the day end, singing, rivers, winter walks, fireworks, the mill pond when there is mass crewage, short toenails, crossing borders, running away, wiping slates clean, thievin', lootin', shootin'... scene

I'd like to meet:

Dog the bounty hunter. also, did you know that if you pour salt on psytrance fairies they melt into woolly custard?

Music:

dancing raving skanking wigglin' and stompin', bump grind slide, every time all the time, contorting and shaking my body, arms up, mash up styles, infuse and breeeeathe and just fucking move reggae reggae reggae

Movies:

Feed, Requiem for a Dream, The Little Mermaid

Books:

People who claim they are PROUD that they do not read are as small and silly as this dot . if not even less than that...

Heroes:

Dog the bounty hunter

My Blog

dark days

"BBC chiefs have pulled out of negotiations for Australian soap Neighbours, according to a report in The Mirror today.The show will now leave BBC screens next year after distributor Fremantle refused ...
Posted by Jess Wrong on Sat, 05 May 2007 01:31:00 PST

fire festival

Next weekend (May 11th) I'm going to visit Bob in Boom-mouth to go to the fire festival, it's gonna be hap and wicked weather and the frickin beach, get in!! big up the south coast battyboys dem, we d...
Posted by Jess Wrong on Wed, 02 May 2007 06:19:00 PST

party

Saturday night was wickedy bo, I went raving with Jack who I haven't seen in time and yeah... the Grandchester that didn't happen (fucking police, go and fight actual CRIME please!! -wasting taxes on ...
Posted by Jess Wrong on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 08:46:00 PST

NANG!!!!

I JUST GOT MY GLADE TICKET!!!!!fuckin yes mate! ahh hap hap hap hap, hahah i#m well excited la ...
Posted by Jess Wrong on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 02:19:00 PST

Gig review - March 19th (http://www.music-zine.com/home/)

'The first thing I noticed when I came in the venue was the good atmosphere. After a short wait, Go Fuck Spiders played a tight set. Indeed, their set was tighter than the first gig I've seen them pla...
Posted by Jess Wrong on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 09:52:00 PST

Variations on the word 'sleep'

I would like to watch you sleeping, which may not happen. I would like to watch you, sleeping. I would like to sleep with you, to enter your sleep as its smooth dark wave slides over my head and walk...
Posted by Jess Wrong on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 03:38:00 PST

rock out with your cock out

Wrong Way Promo presents... ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUTSATURDAY APRIL 7th @ PORTLAND ARMS** hardcore ... punk ... jazzy riddims ... swing ska ... elektro tekness ... rock **CATCH IT KEBABS (swing...
Posted by Jess Wrong on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 01:47:00 PST

gig tings, have a read, it's a bit different from me usual malarky

Monday 19th March* at the Cellar Bar 8 we've got a deli selekta of punk reggae and jubby muzik... so far confirmed are CLAY PIGEON (myspace.com/claypigeonband) who are really quite amazing punk rock r...
Posted by Jess Wrong on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 12:29:00 PST

LDN

I've been staying in London with my dear friend Hollie since last week. Unfortunately I have had to return to my current bored and jobless state, spending all my money on crack and red wine.. Last wee...
Posted by Jess Wrong on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 07:31:00 PST

resolution/revolution

I resolve to stop being a lazy battyclart and put more stompin gigs on this half of the year before I move!I've also noticed, in mine absence, three or four ska/punk promoting people starting up and g...
Posted by Jess Wrong on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 11:20:00 PST