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KENSIFELLA

About Me

KENSIFELLA originally formed in 2000 when three skinny teenagers wanted to rock as hard as their tiny virgin bones could handle. Our sound has changed since then and is still evolving into our own unique style of whisky-drenched riffs mixed with beak-breaking raw punk energy. We use all 4 of our tiny brain cells to play radical live shows that will probably make tiny bits of wee come out of your piss-holes. We've gigged all over London and now hope to extend our greedy clutches to the rest of England! We're constantly booking new dates and writing new songs and if you want to see us in your town, JUST ASK!
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Member Since: 9/21/2005
Band Website: www.massivedong.com
Band Members: Max (guitarz & bass) Jack (guitarz & bass) Ben (drumz & backing vocals) James (lead vocals)
Influences: Kyuss, Queens of the Stone Age, Boris, System of a Down, Nirvana, Seemless, Clutch, Orange Goblin, Rage against the Machine, Tool, Down, The Distillers, Billy Talent, Foo Fighters, Muse, NOFX, Pixies, Smashing Pumpkins, Bullets and Octane, Truckfighters, Bob Log III, Death from Above 1979, Choking Victim, Brain Police
Sounds Like: The world's blackest man driving the world's fastest car down the world's longest road.
Record Label: Unsigned

My Blog

Robotz looking for love in all the wrong places

Things just ain't the same for robots,Statistics show that robots have huge metal boners and are hardly ever racist (no one's perfect) but they still NEVER get laid, and this shit ain't cool.At Kensif...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 23:53:00 GMT

Punktastic.com Review!

Howdy Rock-Fagz, Here at Kensifella we've been pretending we're a 'real band', complete with Cds that come with cases (Fucky D!) and real gigs! (I recommend coming to lark in the park on the 31st, sho...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 23:53:00 GMT

Sex Pirates

before I say anything, watch the new video to see the best toy you could ever imagine, I just tried to imagine a more fun toy and passed out with the effort... howdy niggaz Like the boner on a 4 ...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 23:53:00 GMT

Learning about knives to make us cooler

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFE MAN! We here at the Kensifella lab have decided we don't know enough about knives, like what's the difference between a bora or a shank and how many juks it takes to kill rudeboys...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 23:53:00 GMT

HOLY CUNT! Crazy new gig on tuesday!

Why hello there, motherlickers... It's been a while, you Krazy Katz, but Kensifella have been stuck in the lab fighting off a mean case of bad AIDS, anyhow, we're back skinnier than ever and thirsty f...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 23:53:00 GMT

OI OI PIZZA BOY

Howdy y'all, Kensifella here back from the grave to make skinny virgins feel awkward through the power of Stoner Punk.  While you've been downloading pictures of stupid animals to impress yo...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 23:53:00 GMT

NEW EP FUCKERZZ

Kensifella have a terrible secret...More secret than a lie whispered at midnight and more terrible than the Berlin Wall...Want to know? Think you can handle the truth? Ever knocked one out into a yogh...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 23:53:00 GMT