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*LAUREN*

LIVING THE DREAM

About Me

Hay guys im Lauren! well since we have gotten past that one cheesy and very played out point I can now tell you a few not so interesting facts about my self...ill give you some of me, but not all of me...Those who know me, know the deal...I am 20...Im from Chicago...I am newly single and loveing every minute of it (please dont waste your time asking me out... it wont ever EVER EVER happen. I dont date guys off the internet is wierd and dangerous)...I am the middle and only girl in my family... I am also the 1st girl born to my extended family (this explains the unlady like things that I may say every so often that you all have grown to love, ohh yea the ability to drive and play video games) Im little but I can still KICK YOUR ASS (trust me) I can be your bestfriend or your worst nightmare(I am very intouch with my bitchy side and if I happen to piss you off I apologize)... I dont relly care what people think of me, if they are thinking that hard then they arnt relly worth the time...I work 7 days a week (this explains why I dont get out much these days)... I am a die hard White Sox fan (even before the world series craze I liked em when they sucked!!!)I dont care about your status, or where you work, or how many friends you have...I am imperfect in every way possible (sometimes) I am half Mexican, 1/4 Pourtuguise, 1/4 british, and some random Eastern European some where along the line... im an ethnic mess...I am also currently in the process on takeing over a Small South American Country...bwahahaha...just makeing sure your still with me...so yea im pretty much the coolest... "A wise girl kisses but doesnt love, listens but doesnt beleve & leaves before she is left

My Interests

saving the world form the politicans hahaha!!!

I'd like to meet:

I met just about everybody I could possibally meet... to be honest I dont find this fact relivent.pick on eachother but dont ever say "you throw like a girl" or "you run like a girl" its not a girls fault you suck.... IM me on AIM at SOXXYFOXXY86 YOU CUNT...DONT DESERVE A FACE YOU WORTHLESS FUCKING WHORE... I FEAL *REAL* *REAL* SORRY FOR YOUR FAMILY! HAHAHAHAHA this applys to 3 and a half peices of human waste :)

Music:

just about anything that does not have an accordian in it.

Movies:

HOSTEL, Pulp Fiction, Boone Dock Saints, Of corse Scarface, Goodfellas, SLC punk, Uncle Buck, The Sandlot haha...wayne's world...hey, look at that thing over there...see it...yea....ne ways

Television:

NIP/TUCK... ESPN1, ESPN2, baseball tonight.

Books:

How to make love like a pornstar... the cat in the hat

Heroes:

Brad a Fill

My Blog

SICK AND SAD WORLD! LETS FIX IT GUYS!

So for the most part i've been watching a lot of current events on T.V.  whats going on with North Korea... and so on and so fourth.  I would like to start off by saying that America has bee...
Posted by Lauren on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 12:19:00 PST

I hate this country!

I hate this country!  how the fuck do you get a speeding ticket doing 70 on the high way in the left lane! this is my 4th fucking ticket in a 3 month span not to mention the lovely IBOND I reciev...
Posted by Lauren on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 10:29:00 PST