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Darius Kennedy

This is all you get until i get audio or video...and yes, im the one on the left!

About Me

I've been active in the Chicago Comic scene since the age of 12 (not a joke). I love pancakes or pretty much any type of breakfast food. I've attended Second City Chicago's IFA program, and also studied in their scetch comedy program. I also attended Piven Theatre, and Audition Studio, here in Chicago. You may find me walking down the street or even taking the CTA.I dont like it when weird people touch my hair.I believe in love too. (Im definitely going to get shit for that) ARNOLD SHOWING HIS TRUE FEELINGS...

My Interests

People, Music, Food, YOU!!!!

I'd like to meet:


Music:

Rock, Hip Hop, Jazz/Samba, Beat Boxing.

Movies:

A Perfect World, Seven, Dill Scallion, Donnie Darko, SLC Punk, Freestyle, The God Father I-III, Cast Away, Blank Man, Drug Store Cowboy, Sid and Nancy, Basquiat, ALI, Julien Donkey Boy, Gummo(weird), Black Orpheus, City of God, Usual Suspects, Swing Kids, 21 Grams....Blah Blah Blah...

Television:

ESPN.

Books:

Are meant for reading not burning.

Heroes:

A pretty good sandwich from what i heard.

My Blog

A new opportunity....

I was just informed that i have passed a drug test, which makes it official that i've been employed. Im going to start working with young kids and teenagers for the summer. After the summer is complet...
Posted by Darius Kennedy on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 11:49:00 PST

The Biggest Load of Bullshit

I got this in a bulletin  today, and it's utter bullshit. Check it out for yourself: This is very true, so pay attention!Girl facts:When you catch a girlglancing at you,she wants you to lookback...
Posted by Darius Kennedy on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:05:00 PST

Poo Is a mediator...

Poo is a mediator...   If It weren't for poo...your butt cheeks would have killed eachother by now. There's an obvious reason why there's an slit between your butt cheeks, because God knew that o...
Posted by Darius Kennedy on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 02:35:00 PST

A scene from 'Dont Make Me Do It'

Dont Make Me Do It!   (Hey you! Fuck off, cause i'd love to punch someone in the face Yeah, YOU! .....Looks like you showed up exactly when I needed to punch someone IN THE FACE. So, it might be ...
Posted by Darius Kennedy on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 01:57:00 PST

Ronald McDonald is cheap

Most of all of the McDonalds throughout Chicago have Double Cheeseburgers on their menus for a Dollar and some change. I went to The Merchandise Mart like i always do, to get my regular meal of 2 doub...
Posted by Darius Kennedy on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 09:52:00 PST

Gleaming the Cube

The Following is a segment that i found interesting. It is greatly influenced by one of the greatest movies ever made. EVER. I will be commentating throughout this article. Character Overview: Ca...
Posted by Darius Kennedy on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 09:28:00 PST

Free Breakfast sandwich?

I was given this coupon for a 'Free any kind of breakfast sandwich' at McDonalds. Im a very big fan of the selection of breakfast foods that they offer, so im curious as to why they wouldnt specify wh...
Posted by Darius Kennedy on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 08:54:00 PST

XXXBEARS FANS BE WEARXXX

Only for the Bears Fans!   I propose a preposition. Im willing to pay homage to the Chicago Bears Football Club. Are you with me? Prepositon: If the Bears make it to the Super Bowl in the year o...
Posted by Darius Kennedy on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 10:11:00 PST