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Thurston Howell III

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About Me

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Watermelon

My Interests

Television:

The Office, The Deadliest Catch, ANTM, To Catch A Predator, Nip/Tuck, M*A*S*H

Books:

The Harry Potter series, all Michael Crichton books

Heroes:

Eunice Wentworth, Little Eunice, and Little Thurston.

My Blog

wiggity whiggity whiggity whack

I think this is funny shit:http://www.jamphat.com/rapEver notice how the smell of peaches remains on you for hours?   Seriously.  Try to wash that smell off...!It's strange to go 1 hour...
Posted by Thurston Howell III on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:58:00 PST

leaves

You know what doesn't work?  Trying to blow wet leaves with a leaf blower. It took me like 2 hours to blow wet leaves off our property before I pulled out the rake and PUSHED them into the street...
Posted by Thurston Howell III on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:58:00 PST

I know who the lunatic is!!!

It was a door to door vacuum sales guy!  WTF?  Is he retarded or what?  Who knocks on a door that many times? ...
Posted by Thurston Howell III on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 04:30:00 PST

lunatic

So last night I woke up at about 3 AM (no, the baby wasn't crying....she slept through the night!!!!!!!!!!!!!) with such major sick chills.....the heat was on but I was cold.  So I put on flann...
Posted by Thurston Howell III on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 04:22:00 PST

kitty

 I like when people pronounce kitty like "keety" as opposed to "kitty."
Posted by Thurston Howell III on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 07:13:00 PST

and..........

Eunice took the baby for the day...and LE is in school.  SO>>>I AM ALL ALONE FOR ONCE!  I'm going to take a nap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Thurston Howell III on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:21:00 PST

WalMart

Walmart rocks.  $4.00 prescriptions.  I don't care what they say about Walmart.  I love it.
Posted by Thurston Howell III on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 10:51:00 PST

fired

So I was fired from my position of wedding photographer assistant.  FUCK THAT.  I spent 10 years helping for nothing.  I got stepped on, pushed, ignored, and snapped at.  I don't n...
Posted by Thurston Howell III on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 07:39:00 PST

Friday night

Am I the only loser on her on a Friday night?  Eunice is bathing Little Eunice and she is being a brat.  I hear her on the baby monitor.  If he doesn't do the night routine EXACTLY as I...
Posted by Thurston Howell III on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 04:51:00 PST

NOT PRIVATE:)

I totally made this scarf for my daughter tonight!  It's about 42 inches long and made from fleece.  Little Eunice chose the fabric pattern.  Me so proud of me.You want one for your chi...
Posted by Thurston Howell III on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 06:48:00 PST