Beer Poetry |
Beer for me
Beer for you
Beer in my pants
Beer in my poo
The End
my friend Mike says you can replace the beer part of the poem with lasagna or corn
Posted by on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:17:00 GMT |
tacos and life |
Today my mother did my laundry and then treated me to Taco Bell. Man, what a life!!!
and now my hands smell like taco,... but for how long,..... for how long???????
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 16:52:00 GMT |
my vagina blog-a-log |
I have fallopian tubes of steel!!!!
of steel I says!!!!
Posted by on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 07:19:00 GMT |
crazy roommate and old butter BE GONE!!! |
good news and bad news
the crazy roommate bitch has given the house 2 months notice on Friday. SO by the end of Saturday she has removed all the glasses, plates, pots, pans, microwave, coffee ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 19:22:00 GMT |
great news! |
I tried something new today with my USUAL subway sandwich
normally I do a six inch spicy Italian on Italian herb and cheese bread with ( are you writing this down?) lettuce, tomato, lots of pickles, a...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 08:44:00 GMT |
work coo |
why is it when one or two co-workers are gone for the day or the week..... suddenly everyone at work gets along. And it doesnt matter who is gone.
and in fact work is almost pleasureable ALMOST...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 13:14:00 GMT |
natural flava |
why do farts smell like potato chips? and why not french onion flavored potato chips??? that is one of my preferred flava of potato chips. Plain potato is so SO BLAND and so SO VH-1
peace out b...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 16:00:00 GMT |
men and anger |
why do men need to throw things when they are angry?...... I am waiting for them to fall over kick their feet on the floor and scream bloody murder like most of the toddlers in target
its kinda annoyi...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 17:06:00 GMT |
men and anger |
why do men need to throw things when they are angry?...... I am waiting for them to fall over kick their feet on the floor and scream bloody murder like most of the toddlers in target
its kinda annoyi...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 17:06:00 GMT |
Cops and drunken uncle Sal |
Cops are like your drunken uncle Sal, sometimes you need him, sometimes you get a quick bitch slap , but most times, you just get touched funny. But great news, you have someone t...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 22:33:00 GMT |
