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Lady of Shalott

You're such a liar...

About Me

HMMM...that's a toughie. I am both simple and complex, down-to-earth and idealistic. I attempt to teach high school English, journalism, and broadcasting to students in south central Kentucky, but sometimes the students are the ones who teach me. I've been married to a southern boy for the last ten years, and together we raise three boys.

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My Interests

I love to garden, and if I do say so myself, I have managed not to kill a fantastic collection of lilies, iris, tulips, roses, and many other flowers. I also like to read, but I rarely have time to read more than children's books with my kids (William Steig is a riot.) the daily newspaper, literature that I plan to teach to my students, and books on autism (I highly recommend Temple Grandin.) Writing (any form) is my primary passion, but I am not a prolific writer.

I'd like to meet:

old friends, former students, people I've lost touch with, poets, scholars, writers, readers, artists of all kinds....anyone who has reasonable grammar and is not an interminable bore.

Music:

What's not to like? Okay, I'm not a fan of the really twisted and profane things, but I like just about everything else. My favorite artists include Jimi Hendrix, Smashing Pumpkins, GREEN DAY, Mozart, The Shins, Tori Amos, Coldplay, Josh Rouse, and Simon and Garfunkel. I really don't discriminate...much...

Movies:

My all-time faves include The Color Purple, Steel Magnolias, Grumpy Old Men, When Harry Met Sally, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Thelma and Louise, Patch Adams, Pay it Forward, and Monte Python and the Holy Grail. Oh yeah, Office Space...where's my stapler?

Television:

Generally I think that television is bubble gum for the brain, which is, I suppose, a strange thing for a broadcasting teacher to admit. I guess I was erroneous before when I said that TV is a waste of time. GOOD TV is not a waste of time, but I don't think that GOOD TV is something that I encounter every day. I do tend to get sucked in sometimes, but I think it is more out of avoidance of paper grading than anything. I spend my days intensely focused on getting things done, so it is nice to turn off the brain every once in a while. My favorite no-brainers include: Certain HBO series and Seinfeld reruns. Okay, I admit it, I am a habitual Weather Channel watcher. I think that must be an Ohio thing. Everyone that I know from Ohio (with one exception) watches the Weather Channel when nothing else is on. Weird, huh?

Books:

OOOOO! Too many to list. I'm sort of wrapped up in the whole southern gothic thing. Flannery O'Conner has been one that I have recently revisited, but Lee Smith still reigns supreme as my all-time favorite. Of course, I still like The Bell Jar, A Tale of Two Cities, The Things They Carried, Wuthering Heights, and In Country.I recently read Prodigal Summer by Barbara Kingsolver. I love her style, and this book hooked me from the very beginning, and I stayed hooked through the end. Guys, it's a chick book, though. It's okay, be a man...show your sensitive side. Read this book.

Heroes:

My grandmother, Virgina. I have never known anyone with as much spunk as she had. Who else would be FORCED into retirement at age 70 (after 50 years as a teacher) and then spend two years as a Peace Corps volunteer? I hope that I can come close to matching her lifetime accomplishments.I love Lord Alfred Tennyson. If I had lived in England during the Romantic period, I think I might have been his groupie. If I was in America, I would have had some arguments with Thoreau and romped in the grass with Whitman. HEY! Get your mind out of the gutter! Whitman was gay. It would have been platonic. Really.

My Blog

hell is other people-No Exit

I guess it's true.  Hell hath no fury like the wrath (or know-it-all-ness) of a woman  Poor Garcin.  How many people like him do I know?  Too many, unfortunately.  It mak...
Posted by Lady of Shalott on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 09:22:00 PST

Where do I start?

A couple of my more privately held blogs have pointed me in a particular direction of thought.  I know that most of you could not read those, and for that I am sorry.  It's just that there a...
Posted by Lady of Shalott on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 01:59:00 PST

A few final thoughts on the Transcendentalists for Matthew and anyone else who is interested...

My love/hate relationship with MySpace is leaning more toward hate right now.  I posted two responses to Matthew's second post on my other Transcendentalism blog, but for some reason, neither of ...
Posted by Lady of Shalott on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 09:01:00 PST

Ugh!

I woke up this morning, read someone's blog, and now I feel like I have been up all night watching Trainspotting.  Ugh!  I need a shower.  Sylvia Plath once said that she could recogniz...
Posted by Lady of Shalott on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:17:00 PST

Why the Transcendentalists became unpopular...in a hurry

So I have been trying to teach my juniors about the American Transcendentalist movement.  In an effort to do that, we have read just about everything that the textbook offers by Emerson (we just ...
Posted by Lady of Shalott on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:36:00 PST

Top Ten Things That I Don't Have Time To Stress Over...Yeah, I ended that with a preposition...

10.  The three people who actually spoke to me like pirates on National Talk Like a Pirate Day. 9.  What did your cousin's brother's butcher's mother say about me this time? 8.  Ar...
Posted by Lady of Shalott on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 10:14:00 PST

What is a Trojan Horse?

I was actually going to blog about something else, but as it turns out, a "Trojan Horse" was about to enter my computer and wreak havoc on my life.  But thanks to my trusty protection, the invasi...
Posted by Lady of Shalott on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 06:00:00 PST

Try this one on for size...

Okay, so I went to the publisher website and found out that I was totally wrong about the word count, so economy of language is no longer an issue.  What do you think of this version? A Revelatio...
Posted by Lady of Shalott on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:56:00 PST

Now I know--without a doubt---that I was never meant to be a ditch digger....

Okay, so I'm relandscaping some of my front yard, and to cut the costs, I am trying to do some of it myself.  ha.  Let me repeat that a little louder.  HA!!!!  Not only am I comple...
Posted by Lady of Shalott on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 08:17:00 PST

It's that time again...

Well, I have not posted a top ten list in a while, so I guess that I will do one... Top Ten Summertime Activities for Career Moms 10.  Tell kids to pick up toys in the kitchen, bathroom, and hall...
Posted by Lady of Shalott on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 09:11:00 PST