Now this is a story all about how My...
Space got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right down
I'll tell you how I became a lol-cow to the guys at Bantown .
In middle class suburbia born and raised
On the internet is where I spent most of my days
Cam whorin' , whinin', thinkin' emo is cool
And friendin' all the other losers that go to my school
When a posse of trolls they were up to no good
Started makin' trouble cuz they're misunderstood
I got in one little fight with the Ministry of LOL
They photoshopped my cock and now my girlfriend won't call.
I whistled for a cat and when it came up near
It hissed, "LOL pwned" and then it called me a queer
I started to argue but I had to agree
I thought, "The cat is right, I was 0wned by E.D. !"
I logged on to my Myspace at a quarter to three
And it said, "I think the Jews did WTC "
There were a couple of pics with Hitler pasted on there
And it seemed I'd told a chick I'd like to cum in her hair
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