off to jail for a month, shoot me a letter |
so yeah im going to jail tonight at 7pm. it's probably been a long time since any of you have hand written a real letter, so i invite you to do so now. you will need my inmate number, which you can ...
Posted by J E F F on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 02:23:00 PST |
my favorite new joke |
what's the hardest part about learning to rollerblade? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . telling your parents you're gay...
Posted by J E F F on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 05:48:00 PST |
What I look for in a girl |
A tall, well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs who appreciates a good fuc-shia garden, rock music and tal-king without getting too serious.Only read lines 1, 3, and 5....
Posted by J E F F on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 02:25:00 PST |
R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg...1967-2005 |
here are some good bits from mitch...
"I bought myself a parrot, the parrot talked, but it did not say "I'm hungry," so it died."
"I am against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."
"A...
Posted by J E F F on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
click here if you really love me |
fill this out in youre spare time and you will be automatically entered to win a million dollars.
million dollars not included. fill it out though, seriously. if you are reading this but dont fill...
Posted by J E F F on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
