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Anthony Gilkenson

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About Me

Here's the rundown. Anthony Gilkenson, a.k.a. gilky, Tony boston, teentone, antman, antonio, and that dude who did all that shit at oak, I'm 16, bday nov 19 1990, im a senior at los alamitos high school, im a big deal around there, ppl no me, i do stuff, i go to school, get good grades, and blow shit up. i used to get in trouble a lot, and i mean a lot. I was kicked out of 2 schools, but i dont get in that much trouble anymore, but, u no, sometimes its fun just to have some fun. I don't own a cell phone and I don't think I ever will, until I have enough money to buy one and pay for the monthly bill. A simple solution would be to get a job, but then my infinite supply of downtime would be greatly diminished. Contradictory towards everyones assumptions, im not dumb, I am actually very intelligent. I just tend to ignore all common sense or dont care about consequences. If i ever get bad grades its cus i don't do my homework due to chronic laziness and my priorities are waaaaaay out of wack. Im not racist i just say racist things, crucial that u understand that. I like animals, what can i say, they're fun to pet. I think people need to learn the correct usages of the words "there" their" and "they're", why, cus I am keen about proper grammar and punctuation. I tend to go on rants and I have an outspoken opinion/theory/or analysis for literally almost anything, it can get annoying sometimes but other times they're actually interesting and make sense. I live in a house,i have my own room while my bros r away at school, and its pretty awesome despite the fact that it is extremely messy. I have 4 brothers and 2 sisters, I am child number 5 of 7, and despite everything negative that has come as a result of that, i dont think id have it any other way. apple ipods r fucking gay. saved by the bell is fucking tight. im usually lazy as hell, but i play a lot of sports, and a lot of poker. I'm somewhat of a compulsive gambler and I will bet on almost anything, it makes the event more exciting. I'm a man who cherishes his meal, and by meal, I mean something I can toss in the microwave with minimal physical activity. Easiest way to ensure an eternal spot on my good side, buy me a box or two of hot pockets, sure my heart will eventually explode, but at least my stomach enjoyed the time while I was alive, I mean gluttony, that's what life's about isn't, o what, it's one of the 7 deadly sins, c'mon, get the fuck out of here. I like video games, there's nothing like postin up on a couch for a few hours and playing video games in all its lethargic glory. Are you still reading this, jesus I thought i didnt have a life writing this. i would have to say my favorite piece of furniture is my couch. Baseball is LIFE. instant message for the rest of my life story, DJTONYICE13. that screen name has its own story, maybe ill make an about me for that later.
[HAVE YOU EVER..]
been kissed.. ya
lied to a friend.. most likely
dyed ur hair no
dressed punk not at all
kissed a girl uh huh
saw something u didnt want to o man, u dont even wanna know. has to do with lemons and parties
danced in the rain don't believe so
lied to ur parents lots o times haha, every one does
went barefoot in the snow I gotta be in snow first
played hockey ya, fun sport
made ur own clothes no
[IN THE LAST 24 HOURS..]
got in a fite nope
took a shower ya
gave a dirty look to someone don't think so
cried=( nope
did a cartwheel ya right, id break my fucking neck
went to school yes
shopped ya, did some christmas shopping
danced very ridiculously, good song on the radio
got sick nope
did something u regret Not yet
discovered something new ya, the GreenBay Packers blow
[IN SCHOOL YOU...]
run to class because ur always late No, I walk when I'm late. The bell is more of a suggestion
act perfect hahahaha, you're joking right?
act hyper uhh, not really
are a nerd I've been called one. Too smart for my own good
in band?? haha, no they're gay, not all of them, but a majority.
[RIGHT NOW UR..]
in ur pjs don't have pjs
drinkin nothing
listening to music Ghostbusters by the Rasmus
watching a movie Just Friends, that move isn't all that good
iming someone not at the moment
talkin on the fone not anymore
eating just finished dinner a bit a ago
[CLOTHES..]
hot topic or abercrombie and fitch neither, they're both incredibly gay
thongs or briefs neither
boxers anyone?!?! mucho comfortable
sweatpants or jeans Jeans
longsleeved shirts or short sleeve short sleeves
tube tops or tanks neither
[CURRENTLY .. ]
current clothes SMP T-shirt and Volcom Jeans
current mood Content, it's vacation, got some football to watch, hopefully some money to win.
current music good music
current taste Pineapple and Canadian Bacon Pizza
current make-up Not gay
current thing I ought to be doing Homework
[ LAST PERSON .. ]
you hugged I don't know
yelled at my little brother, that fucker tried to eat my Twix
IMed. uhh, Dustin Russel
you touched I gave my little cousin a high five
[ EiTHER/0R .. ]
coffee or hot chocolate Hot chocolate man
big or little depends
lace or satin wtf
new or old uhhh, new I guess
vogue or cosmopolitan neither
skirt or dress skirt, not for me though, i swear
wool or cotton they both have good qualities
[DO YOU..]
put on a "front" do you wanna explain to me what that means?
have a crush on someone indeed I do
if u got a tatoo where wud u get it my ankle or forearm
[RANDOM QUESTiONS..]
waht is the .. symbol u use the most one of those little smiley face dillys
u have a boyfriend or girlfiend nope
who's hotter, Josh Hartnett or Chad Michael Murray Josh Hartnett for sure
what was the last thing you said Here's 10 bucks
who would u want to be stuck in an elevator with a hot chick
do you like stickers ya they're fun
do u play with mad libs wen ur bored dude, I play with mad libs just cus they're freakin awesome
are you suicidal not yet hah
is your window open no it is not
what was the last pair of shoes you bought
do you have a little brother ya
does he draw you cute pictures wtf? uhh, not for me
where do your grandparents live Cemetary
what do you think of when you hear the word click a remote
are you a moron not at all
do you like trampolines yes, I get hurt on the, but yes
have u ever accidentally sucked something up in the vacuum lots o things
did you see American Pie 2 Many times, good movie.
do you cut yourself Not on purpose, I stabbed myself with a switchblade once haha. Aj and Jordan , you know what I'm talking about
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My Interests

poker, sleeping, food, ladies, gambling, money, mischeif, tv,video games, hot pockets, ps2, my amigos, history, guns, hanging out, music, madlibs, sports, most definitely sports, animals, my serenity, and talking a lot.

I'd like to meet:

Franklin Delano Roosevelt, Albert Einstein, Adolf Hitler, Abraham Lincoln, Ken Girffey Jr, Michael Jordan, Al Capone, George Patton, Joe Pesci, Babe Ruth, Yogi Berra, Jonny Bench, A family of cavmen, not cavepersons or cavewomen, the cavemen, Kurt Cobain, God, the Devil, the guy that invented the little 3 legged table thing that they put in pizzas, and Bonny and Clyde.
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Music:

I like good music, whats good music, music that doesnt suck. The Vandals, Offspring, Queen, Green Day, Blink 182, Quiet Riot, Styx, The Clash, Guns N' Roses, The Beatles, bob Dylan, Sublime, Rolling Stones, Aerosmith, Led Zeppelin, ACDC, Pink Floyd, Van Halen,and 2pac, gotta love 2pac, and other bands but thats good enough for now. i like a wide variety of music. O and you can't forget your good old classical composers like Beethoven, a nice requiem is good every now and then.

Movies:

yaaa, movies. some kickass movies would have 2 be orgazmo, team america, and dont be a menace. They are funny as hell. Basically anything with jim carrey in it. Finding Nemo, dodgeball, anchorman and old school. the italian job, American History X, Reservoir Dogs, dogma, Man on fire, wedding crashers, waiting, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, Goodfellas, grandmas boy, major lague 1 and 2, baseketball, little big league, the sandlot, south park:bigger longer and uncut, Beavis and Butthead do America, Zoolander, Saving Private Ryan, Crash, Gladiator, Eurotrip, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, and scary movies 1-4

Television:

Sout park, Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, Seinfeld, The War at Home, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Doug. but its not on the air anymore, those dirty bastards down at nickelodeon. Espn and espn classic, The OC, sometimes Aqua teen hungerforce. Cartoon on Nickelodeon. the history channel, how i met your mother, entourage, and how could i forget malcom in the middle. not only is it a good show but i have been in a few of the episodes as well.
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Books:

All the Harry potter books, what can I say, they're good books. uhh, capt. underpants...dumb bunnies, how i survived my summer vacation, Pearl Harbor, Mr Popper's Penguins, Goosebumps, uhh, what i read of to kill a mocking bird and lord of the flies were good. The Odyssey is pretty legit. Hiroshima.

Heroes:

Pat Brown and Mitch Hedberg
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My Blog

Let’s see what kind of reactions this gets...the Rainforest

Why We Should Burn the Rainforest. First the Roman Empire, then the Alamo, now, I believe it is time that the rainforest be destroyed. Make no mistake, if a tree had the chance to cut you down, it wou...
Posted by Anthony Gilkenson on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 02:20:00 PST

Offense to rollerbladers

what's the hardest part about learning to rollerblade?........................telling your parents you're gay...
Posted by Anthony Gilkenson on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 03:30:00 PST

06-07 junior schedule

1. Ap Spanish - Kaulig2. French 2 - Jamadi3. Algebra 2 - Stough 4. English 3 - Nesbitt5. Physics - Harmon6. Us History - Mais
Posted by Anthony Gilkenson on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 06:37:00 PST

part of what happened the other night

Ok im fucking pissed cus i had written the entire fucking story of what happened to me the other night when i got arrested and it was long as fuck but then i did something and it got deleted.  so...
Posted by Anthony Gilkenson on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 05:13:00 PST

what i look for in a girl.

    A tall, well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs who appreciates a good fuc-shia garden, rock music and tal-king without getting too serious.Only read lines 1, 3,...
Posted by Anthony Gilkenson on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 10:52:00 PST

autumn fest day one. my story.

ok. as most of u may have been expecting, u thought i was gonna get in trouble at the autumn fest. well lets just see what happened. The following will be a play by play day at the autumn fest. it is ...
Posted by Anthony Gilkenson on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 12:27:00 PST

20 questions

01: Who are you?02: Are we friends?03: Whats your first memory of me?04: How'd we meet?05: Have we hugged?06: If you were to give me a nick name what would it be?07: Have we gotten in a fight before?0...
Posted by Anthony Gilkenson on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 08:37:00 PST

my schedule

1.  English 2- May, C 2. World History- Grimshaw 3. Spanish 3 honors- Alva 4. P.E.- Brody 5.  French 1- Jamadi 6. Geometry - Loggins
Posted by Anthony Gilkenson on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 12:18:00 PST