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OFFICER BUNCH

There must be some mistake, I didnt mean to let them take away my soul, am I too old? Is it too late

About Me


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(PERFORMANCE DATE LIST UPDATED REGULARLY. IF THE DATE IS NOT HERE NOW, IT WILL BE TOMMOROW!!)
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When: MAY 17TH
Where: TAHOE, CA
What: (TENATIVE~MORE INFO SOON!)
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When: MAY 26
Where: OUTDOORS
What:
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When: MAY 31
Where: SAN FRANCISCO, CA
What: BASSOHOLICS ANNONYMOUS
(MORE INFO AND FLYER SOON)
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When: JUNE 27-29
Where: SOME WHERE FUN!!!
WHAT: CLASSIC GROOVES PRESENTS: MEMORIES 5
(MORE INFO AND FLYER SOON!)
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When: jul. 12
Where: Hmmmmm.
What: tenative
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When: july 26
Where: foothills of california
What: SATURATED MIND / OoZE SySTEM With COLLECTIVE CONSIOUS, MIDDLE GROUND, AND ONE NATIONAL ENTITY BRING YOU:
OFFICER BUNCH'S PSYCHEDELIC BIRTHDAY BLUR
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(THANKS FOR SUPPORTING YOUR LOCAL PSYTRANCE!)
AND A GREAT DEAL OF THANKS, FOR ALL THE FUN TIMES, FOLKS! ~SATURATED MIND
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My Interests

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psychedelic trance, psy-breaks, techno, electronic music production, hardware sets/live p.a., performing live, playing at underground parties, outdoor parties, listening to pulsing mind melting rythms through the forest, show promotion, sound equipment, listening to music,

And when im on the beat :

Busting that damn hippie raver carnage, making detainees tell me their pin numbers so I can go to their bank and wipe out their funds!, keeping the peace, starting police brutality, getting suspects to respect my authorita, eating doughnuts, tazing high schoolers, pulling people over and making them shake what their mothers gave them, running my squad car siren in the middle of the night in yuppie neighborhoods for no reason other than to let them know they are safe, assuming all suspects are guilty untill proven inoccent in a court of law, eating doughnuts, harrasing the out of towners, writing parking tickets to people that are parked perfectly, pulling people over for a broken tail light and when they say: "But sir my tail light works fine!" thats when I smash their car lights out with my psychedelic nightstick and bust em!!, getting young ladies to ride my psychedelic nightstick. oh and I also really enjoy a good doughnut.

Oh and in my free time when im not working:

i like getting in knife fights, snowboarding, skateboarding, floating down the river, deep thought, poetry, martial arts, meditation, self discovery, the outdoors, camping, hanging out with all my friends, being alone, sex with fun women, hiking, sleeping, eating, drinking various forms of expensive booze, alternative medicine, reading, playing poker, watching movies/television, winetasting, wine collecting, fine cheeses, playing chess with people that are way better than I, pink floyd, horror movies, stand-up comedy, stand up comedians, making people laugh, performing bazzare random activities in front of complete strangers, building things, breaking stuff, screaming at the top of my lungs, keeping totally silent, ninja stealth, racing cars, drawing art that i think is better than it really is, throwing things at closed minded individuals, conspiracy theory, shrimp boat captain, cheese burgers, fireplace sales, divine inspiration, astral travel, technology, electronics, history, vietnam veterans(thanks and welcome home!!) hanging out with my dear old dad, politics, burning things, free speech, FUCK! you get the idea. It just keeps on going and going..........

Hit me up about anything you see here and we'll talk about it. I like conversation with you!

I'd like to meet:

A giant plate of eggs bennedict, with a side of french toast, and extra bacon, with some freshed squeezed gauva juice and a shot of hot damn 100.Hell yeah!!!!!
The guy that didnt have time to bleed in "Predator."
Mr. Tambourine man.
Columbo.
Mitch Hedberg.
Alfred E. Newman.
Super Dave Osborn.
The Boogey Man.
Hans Moleman.
That dude "Smasher" from the movie Over the top.
Bea Arthur.
E.D. 209.
The great pumpkin.
Arthur Slugworth.
The phantom of the opera
Johhny Appleseed.
Mia Wallace.
Steven Hawking.
Rudolph the red nosed raindeer.
Mickey and Mallory.
Radar.
Those crazy dudes with the car that did all that megga dope stuff in the movie Cannonball run.
Your mother!
Mr. Bojangles.
Yan can cook.
Master Yoda.
All-around upstanding members of the community.
And most important, somebody with some fucking magic beans already!!

Music:

pink floyd, talking heads, frank zappa, jimi hendrix, steely dan, slayer, ratt, cream, the doors, mystifiya, eek-a-mouse, Toots and the maytals, burning spear, buddy guy, bb king, johnny cash, pearl jam, nirvana, janes addiction, OLD red hot chilli peppers, blackalicious, swollen members, jurrasic 5, ac/dc, radio head, st. germane, velvet underground, bob marley, death, cannibal corpse, suicidal tendancies, sub humans, pennywise, nofx, black flag, D.K!!, the misfits, old michael jackson, frank sinatra::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::The psychedelic trance list: dickster, penta, digital talk, trold, c.p.u., vibraspehre, hallucinogen, shpongle, old infected mushroom, talamasca, sandman, 220v, hujaboy, s-range, tegma, old x-dream, dynamo, terminator, megalopsy, braincell!, e.v.p., avalon, hoodwink, error corrective, xerox, illumination, kali, point, z-machine, wizzy noise, reality grid, eskimo, cosmosis, orion, bliss, star x, mr. peculiar, mino, elec3, etnica, psysex, ticon, tarsis, antix, logic bomb, manmademan, mumbo jumbo, e-jekt, sesto sento, reefer decree, gus till, atomic pulse, double dragon, manifold!, scorb, seroxat, jotisidhu, jirah, old safi connection, ram, nomad, absolum, mubali,(several others, i'll add them later):::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::the djs! (in no particular order of course) mr. rogers, zapper, mek, gamma, dirt, athena, atom o.n.e., cantos, david arron, rizin, psycam, ohm, tupperware blue, elbreth, mercedes, atum, ken-do, phokus, kenny young, dutch, michael liu, evinrude, creature, nick nyquil, dragnfly, bob-o, korpus kallosum, nomad, natural high, sentient, magoo, karoma, glow, soul tripper, atomik dog, digital space, travisty, pheston, ron reeser/rktech, denise, brian, treavor, donald glaude, random, hippie and halo, dizzy, justin roth, bad boy bill, miguel miggs, dj dan, charles feelgood, majere, terry mullan, junya, gridlock, r.a.w., ufo!, mark farina, miss inocent, and so many more.....

Movies:

OH YOU HAD TO ASK!!!! dawn of the dead, dead alive, bad taste, tv dead, poltergist, texas chainsaw massacre, evil dead 1+2, return of the living dead, maximum overdrive, the shining(jack), day of the dead, zombie, army of darkness, house, anything with those two little magical words "freddy" and "kruger" in it alien, aliens, frightnight, lostboys, koyaaniquatsi, the terror within(best biological human experiment gone wrong horror movie ever made, and its still to horribly wonderfull to take seriously), pretty much any low budget horror movie ever made in the eighties, resivor dogs, jackie brown, pulp fiction, kill bill 1+2, half baked, planes trains and automobiles, dazed and confused, spaceballs, jacobs lader, plan 9 from outer space, any laurel and hardy movie, goodfellas, casino, the godfather, starwars 4+5+6, down and out in beverly hills, ruthless people, predator, totall recall, terminator 1+2, the running man, ghostbusters, koyaanisquatsi, three amigos, friday, tombstone, requiem for a dream, carrie, what the bl#@P do we know, a brief history of time, more to come.....

Television:

everything educational (what else would you watch on t.v. sober), anything on adult swim, the simpsons, family guy, southpark, (hey, cant be sober all the time :P) speed channel (formula 1), the news with a BIG grain of salt! surgery channel (what! its really fascinating!!)

Books:

i do done nefer lerned ta reed, butt ma aditoood iz gud!!

Heroes:

superman, batman, green lantern, fantastic 4, spiderman, silver surfer, mr. fantastic, hulk, wonder woman, supergirl, aqua man(ruler of the seven seas),

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