to all the ladies who didn't get any home training from momma |
From the web: in pre-Colombian Aztec society, the prostitutes popped their gum to advertise their trade. Dont do anything that wouldnt make your Momma proud.
Posted by BASS!HowLowCanYouJOE?!! on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 02:39:00 PST |
evasive maneuvers! |
Thursday nite, jean texted me to see if I wanted meet her and crizti at the wave for 80's nite. Great minds think alike. So we meet, had fun people watching, etc. That was the good part of the night. ...
Posted by BASS!HowLowCanYouJOE?!! on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 08:52:00 PST |
wasnt even looking... |
i was doing the browse at Hollywood Video, trying to find a movie since i was too tired after work to go out. nothing in new releases caught my eye, so i looked thru the "3 for $18", brand new dvd/old...
Posted by BASS!HowLowCanYouJOE?!! on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 08:02:00 PST |
squirrelicide, definition 2 |
so i found out that the original definition of squirrelicide is basically, when they get fried walking on power lines.
but i prefer definition #2, which i havent found in a dictionary so much as obser...
Posted by BASS!HowLowCanYouJOE?!! on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 12:19:00 PST |
the webcam whores must really love me. |
6 "friend" requests in one day...along with the invite to the off-MySpace webcam site...how flattering.
Posted by BASS!HowLowCanYouJOE?!! on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 01:23:00 PST |
"...i think i got something to say to you..." |
file under "what the hell?" dreams. i dreamt i was listening to, and/or singing (possibly karaoke-style) Rod Stewarts "Maggie May". comments/evaluations, please...
Posted by BASS!HowLowCanYouJOE?!! on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 08:15:00 PST |
sentimental-ishness (its the new word for 2007!) |
so a couple weeks ago i was doing some cleaning/inventory/streamlining. i ran across a shoebox in the top of my closet that i hadnt opened in years. i found pictures of old friends, me in my...
Posted by BASS!HowLowCanYouJOE?!! on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 10:49:00 PST |
WINDFALL! |
so my boss called me into her office friday.
and i was in the "what did i f-up now?!" mode of thought.
good news: she told me payroll had not credited a pay raise to me, and owed me $4200!!! itl...
Posted by BASS!HowLowCanYouJOE?!! on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 07:04:00 PST |
DID SOMEONE HACK MY PROFILE?!! |
my favorite movies, tv stuff, etc...GONE!
GET A LIFE, YOU DILDO!
Posted by BASS!HowLowCanYouJOE?!! on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 02:38:00 PST |
george lucas, you greedy bastard! and, uh, can i reserve mine now, please, sir? |
seems ol' george needs yet a few billion more dollars, so now he's releasing the original, un-screwed up star wars, the original 3 films from the 70's and 80's. that coulda been done when th...
Posted by BASS!HowLowCanYouJOE?!! on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 02:48:00 PST |
