Kris

Love meeting new people, new experiences and testing boundaries. Being a natural born practical joker, I don't take myself too seriously. Seriously! Aficionado of full-contact origami, scaling walls, and crushing ice. Enjoy culinary arts to the fullest and entertaining in the home with a good bottle of wine. Often get into creative mind bent; spent this evening riding unicycle while juggling cans of Spam and singing "Oh, Canada"...badly. Avid consumer of sushi. Contortionist in the bedroom. Spent one afternoon reading Paradise Lost, War & Peace, and Anna Karenina and still had ample time to stucco the shower. World-class champion of Porno Candyland. Love treating friends to a fun evening in my home involving good food, drink, music and conversation. Given to spending too many hours in the bath with a compelling read. Clean freak. Classic Libra. Stubborn. Loving. Keep all elements of my life in a delicate balance. Dedicated devotee of the work-hard-play-hard school. Philanthropist. Compassionate friend of animals. Wildlife rehabilitator. Foster mom for golden retriever rescue (please feel free to visit www.adoptagolden.com). Spiritual in nature. Fun loving. Giving. Self-effacing. Analytical. Occasionally moody. Fan of chair dancing. Love my friends dearly and fiercely protective of them. Smashing Pumpkins and smashing pumpkins. Making an ass of myself just to make my friends laugh. Taking a dare. Taking a hike. Taking lunch. Taking a risk. I've taken a few. Owning too many shoes. Worrying about not owning enough shoes. Shoes. Shoes. Otherwise, I plead the fizziff.