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SÂ¥N [The Liquor Ninja]

Doing lines of tears off an emo boy's ass.

About Me


This is the brainchild of my friend Angie and
myself, representing survivors of our friends
and family of those who have committed suicide.
It's to let people know that they always have
someone they can talk to in their darkest hour.
If you suffer from depression or have suicidal
thoughts, please, let your voice be heard.
You do not have to suffer in silence.
Please share this.
enemies

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In Flames -- Leeches
(Hed) P.e. - Bartender

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(Hed) P.e. - Suffa
Insane Clown Posse - Chicken Huntin'
Pink - Dear Mr President (live)

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Disclaimer:
I'm very blunt and oftentimes rude. If you piss me off,
you'll hear about it. If you're just blatantly pathetic
and fit a certain stereotype (i.e.: Emo, redneck, etc),
there's a good chance I'll call it like I see it.
It's how I roll.
If you can't handle my opinions and/or take a joke,
swallow a knife.
Aren't I a peach?
Beyond that, I'm pretty easy to get along with.
Yes, I'm an Anarchist. If you don't know the true
definition, don't judge. I'm not here to explain it to the
ignorant, nor will I defend myself against accusations
that are ill-educated in alternative politics.
I have zero faith in the current administration in the
White House, and I think they're headed in the right
direction to put us all in the ground.
Do not confuse my dislike for government with dislike
for our military.

Support the troops, fuck their boss.
Republicans gain alot of my ire, but that does not mean
if you are one I won't talk to you. If you're open-minded
and have a sense of humor, we'll get along just fine.
Also, 'Agnostic' does not mean that I drink the blood of
chickens and shit on Christian headstones. It merely
means that my beliefs are not molded to any specific
religion. Spiritualistic/agnostic is about where I stand,
but I do study the older, alternative religions such as
Paganism/Wicca, as well as Buddhism.
Broadening my perspective on the world, you could say.
"When you stop growing, you start dying."
I can, however, be very cynical about Christianity.
If you are easily offended and don't think you can handle it,
turn the page.
I love my family and my true friends more than
anything. It's hard for me to be away from them for
any length of time, so my LameSpace is mainly used
to keep in touch. The ties that bind and all that..
Art, tattoos specifically, are a major part of my life.
I'm saving up for my ink apprenticeship, among other
things. It's what I've wanted to do since I was 5; and
that's no exaggeration. Slow process, but it's in progress.
If you're an artist looking to mentor, feel free to contact me.
At some point, I became quite the Paint/PhotoShop Guru,
and did alot of my own imaging on this profile. If you
steal them, I can't really do shit about it, as I can't
afford copywriting. But, expect some hate mail if I
find out. Fear my vengeful spamming, bitches.
..

My Interests

Ink, piercings, sex, blood, pain.. And anything that gets me hot.
(See 'About Me:')


I'd like to meet:


Chris Garver, Kat, and any other artists that have
inspired me. See the 'Heroes' section, if you're
that persistant to know. Also, many -many- bands,
comedians, authors and film-makers who've helped
me shape my life into a semi-sane cave. Gregg
Graffin, Chad Gray, Fat Mike, Lewis Black,
Dane Cook, the late Mitch Hedberg and Hunter S.
Thompson, Kevin Smith, Robert Rodriguez and Tarantino --
Just to name a small handful. With any luck, not that I
ever have any, I might get to meet one or two of them in
my lifetime.

Oh, and to all you bitches who think that MySpace is
a fucking popularity contest --
Do the world a favor and shove a cactus in your rectum,
and then eat a bowl of dicks. I don't have the patience
for asshats like you, and NO I won't accept
random friend requests. Grow a fucking personality and send me a message before adding.

It's all about shock and awe, people.
Shock and awe.

That is all.


Music:


Grindcore, Punk, Metal, Industrial, Alternative, and Break Beats.
Don't like it?


Piss off.

Movies:


Horror, comedy, action, drama. Not neccessarily in that order. Anything Tarantino, Rodriguez, or Kevin Smith is a huge plus.


Television:


The Colbert Report, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Family Guy, Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Moral Orel, Robot Chicken, Reno 911, Lost, House, Nip/Tuck, Ninja Warior, Chappelle's Show, Law & Order..

Sadly, I don't have cable.


Books:


Helter Skelter, Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West, Darkly Dreaming Dexter, any of Anne Rice's works, as well as Stephen King.

Heroes:


Ink -- Chris Garver, Kat Von D, J-bird @ Ancient Art in Yorktown, Brent Williams, Randy, Trevor Brown, Giger and tons more that I know I'm forgetting.

Musically -- Just too many to list.

Film Hero of the Month -- Kevin Smith. [This will likely never change. I just love his movies that much.]

Comedians -- Too many. SU-FI, bitches!

My Blog

The man he never was.

    He's responsible.Working two jobs and paying his own bills on time.He's honest.I never have to question his words.He communicates.I don't have to get him drunk to find out what...
Posted by S¥N [The Liquor Ninja] on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 09:12:00 PST

Bored.

      Leave your name in my blog comments. Once you do that, this is what I'll do for you... 1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me ...
Posted by S¥N [The Liquor Ninja] on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 07:02:00 PST

More unnecessary dramatic bullshit. Part 2.

      And now, the reason I'm the *Homicidal* Liquor Ninja.     Saturday morning, I open the store. Not because I want to, because I have to. Because if I didn't, I'd be fired...
Posted by S¥N [The Liquor Ninja] on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 07:09:00 PST

More unnecessary dramatic bullshit. Part 1.

  The names have not been changed to protect the identities of those involved.Fuck them. :)   I put off writing this blog because I know Rachel thrives on seeing her name anywhere online. It...
Posted by S¥N [The Liquor Ninja] on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 03:17:00 PST

Tagged.

    The rules are; once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with ten weird random things, facts, or habits about yourself..At the end you choose five people to be tagged, list the...
Posted by S¥N [The Liquor Ninja] on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 09:07:00 PST

Growing up.

      For some, it seems like an impossibility. Even from an outsider's perspective, there are red flags that go up to indicate that someone is doomed to live a life of immaturity. I di...
Posted by S¥N [The Liquor Ninja] on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 11:08:00 PST

Plague.

      Bronchitis, Sinusitis, and 2 inner ear infections.My birthday is in a week.I rock so hard.Somebody shoot me.    ...
Posted by S¥N [The Liquor Ninja] on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 06:13:00 PST

Homecoming.

Yay. I'm back in FL. Permanently. xoSyn...
Posted by S¥N [The Liquor Ninja] on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 07:41:00 PST

Update and crap.

Verizon is hounding me for 3 months non-payment for the DSL/land-line. Unless someone has nearly three-hundred dollars(on a credit card) to spare in the next 48 hours or so, I'll be offline for a whil...
Posted by S¥N [The Liquor Ninja] on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 07:03:00 PST

The Jesus of Ugly.

    Tiff's YahJew Status Message -- "It's like you were pummled with the ugly stick, which would have to be a lot bigger and maybe had spikes on it or probably some boric acid. Its as though...
Posted by S¥N [The Liquor Ninja] on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 01:04:00 PST