Treachery |
Let's face it, Steve's cat had a hearing aid that obviously didn't work. You'd say "here kitty kitty" and Mittens would grab his snowboard keychain and boardslide the handrail going in to his litter b...
Posted by Danny G. on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 04:29:00 PST |
Matildagarde |
She went to go have her skeleton removed. She wanted to really live an alternative lifestyle of some kind. The attending surgeon was under close scrutiny by the AMA, but Dr. Kavorkian went and lobbied...
Posted by Danny G. on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 11:16:00 PST |
Firebug |
Shmelby wanted to be a fireman growing up. He would practice stoking a huge blaze with gasoline and plastic products to create that thick black carcinogenic gloppy smoke. Children playing on the swing...
Posted by Danny G. on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 09:41:00 PST |
Provocative |
Carmine Sabatini never knew the true meaning of the word. He saw Matildagard carrying her groceries back to the hovel. She wore a curious face as she crept into the shitheap of a fort. He decided he w...
Posted by Danny G. on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 02:03:00 PST |
Goiter |
Carmine had goiters on his nape. He would try to clump them together and wrap rubber bands around them and try to turn them black. Antonio was club footed and he couldn't breakdance worth shit. Togeth...
Posted by Danny G. on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 09:55:00 PST |
Steve and Shmelby |
Steve was always so curious about spokes. He had this calm resolve about him when he discussed the differences between booster lift modulator's versus the old chrome hydro extendors. Angels themselves...
Posted by Danny G. on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 01:35:00 PST |
