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Michal

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About Me

I make dessert. That's all I've ever wanted to do, and probably all I ever will do. I was the 12 year old with the 20-year plan. I've been pretty much on track so far, except that I did not in fact travel to Sydney for the 2000 Summer Olympics. Come on, I was busy! I'm brutally honest. Your first impression of me will probably be wrong. Marionette dolls freak. me. out. I heart mac 'n' cheese. It will be a cold day in hell when I put on a pair of high heels. This is what you need to know.

My Interests

Just let me eat out. Anywhere. I love eating out. I love dessert. If I'm not eating somewhere I'm probably at a "show", because I'm too tragically hip for "concerts". No musical "events" for me. I only do "shows". Unless Radiohead is in town. Hobbies include shooting death glares at people who stand on the left side when riding escalators, and sarcasm as an extreme sport.

I'd like to meet:

NBC Nightly News anchor Brian Williams.

Music:

Radiohead, Muse, Depeche Mode, Morrissey, The Smiths, Blur, Doves, Aqualung, Franz Ferdinand, Sons & Daughters, The Clash, Maximo Park, Editors, Klaxons, Rialto, Travis, okay I have a weakness for pretty much anything British... Interpol, The Walkmen, R.E.M., Beck, Tapes 'n' Tapes, Death Cab, Postal Service, New Pornographers, Ringside, Shout Out Louds, The National, Spoon, Weezer, Doveman, Syd Matters, Tokyo Police Club, Cold War Kids, LCD Soundsystem... Billy Joel's "She's Always a Woman to Me" makes me bawl like a small small child every single time.

Movies:

Fight Club, American History X, lord just give me more Edward Norton... Dumb and Dumber, West Side Story, The Cutting Edge (You just wouldn't understand...), American Psycho, The Believer, Garden State, Mystic River, Memento, The Ten Commandments, The Land Before Time (Whaat?), An American Tail, The Fox and The Hound. My new favorite - Stranger Than Fiction.

Television:

Lost, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Nip/Tuck, The O.C. (Yeah, I said it! Bring it on!), 60 Minutes (I know, random. Friggin' addicted to it.), The Office, America's Next Top Model, Dexter (you need to be watching this show!), How I Met Your Mother, Veronica Mars, Wonderfalls (R.I.P. - We hardly knew ye), Top Chef, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report (Gotta get my news somewhere...), Kyle XY (but only in ten-hour blocks).

Books:

With recipes: The Dessert Bible by Christopher Kimball, Sweet Seasons by Richard Leach, Chocolate by Pierre Herme, The French Laundry Cookbook. Without recipes: The Catcher in The Rye, David Sedaris, Girlfriend in a Coma by Douglas Coupland, The Frog King by Adam Davies, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs by Chuck Klosterman, anything by Roald Dahl (My favorite all-time author, children's books and adult short stories included)

Heroes:

The generation of NY pastry chefs that make dessert interesting and important and relevant (they know who they are). And Paul Newman.

My Blog

Ham, Lamb, Rabbits & Pigs. Oh my.

We’ve got a lot to catch up on people, let’s dig right in. So to any of you who know me (and the three of you that read this blog do very well), it’s no big secret that I’m a f...
Posted by Michal on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:37:00 PST

Big Ideas (Don’t Get Any)

So fall is here. My hair stops frizzing out, the skinny scarf comes out of hibernation, and the Dansko clogs become my all purpose shoes. That's all awesome, but let's stop beating around the bus...
Posted by Michal on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:43:00 PST

There's such a chill. Such a chill.

So during my aimless internet browsing today, I checked in on Entertainment Weekly's website. I love ew.com because they actually don't have any real entertainment news on the website, per se, but jus...
Posted by Michal on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 09:56:00 PST

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise

There is an ungodly amount of parmesan cheese in my refrigerator. An amount of parmesan cheese that no person of sound mind, or even myself, should ever have possession of at one point in time. H...
Posted by Michal on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 05:34:00 PST

Random is the new order

Soap scum is the worst kind of betrayal. The name itself is something of a contradiction. Soap=clean. Scum=dirty. Why would my Dove Intense Moisture Body Wash betray me like that and create such ...
Posted by Michal on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 11:11:00 PST

I sat. I ate. I conquered.

So I spent the weekend in Philly with Jen. We did absolutely nothing but eat and sleep and drink and watch movies. Really, that was it. It was fabulous. I knew it was going to be a good trip when, dr...
Posted by Michal on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 10:40:00 PST

Best.Concert.Ever. and other life-affirming thoughts

Last Thursday, saw Muse play at Hammerstein. I'm no Walt Whitman (props to my Long Island homeboy!), so I can't even describe in words really how awesome it was. I can only try and explain to you...
Posted by Michal on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 12:27:00 PST

GRAND OPENING - Michal's Blog

I know, you've all been on the edge of your seats, biting your nails, thinking "What is going on in that head of yours, Michal? Share your wisdom with us!" Well, instead of that, I give you this blog....
Posted by Michal on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 10:45:00 PST