the name's Toby N. Tucker, mother fucker!!! profile picture

the name's Toby N. Tucker, mother fucker!!!

Don't call me trash, just call me!

About Me

I'm obsessive of my trans-am and possessive of my lil hot ma'am. I live to work on my 71 SS Chevy Nova and to stick it to babes when they're bent over. Long hair isn't a hairstyle, it's a LIFESTYLE. I love it. I LIVE IT!!

My Interests

Pickin fights & pickin scabs. Drinkin beers & stompin queers. tits & ass. Poppin cherries. Fast loud cars & faster louder women. girls gone wild box set. Cooking...meth in my motorhome mini kitchen. pedofilia. molesting my niece. dirty sanchez. hot lunches. Poppin zits an' suckin tits. Wife beating. receiving blow jobs. administering good ol' souther ass whoopins. PBR. rufees. Date rape. Hash. Mary Jane. Whiskey dick. High school parties. High school chicks. morning radio shows on rock radio stations. Howerd Stern. whitey tighties. tight pussy. camel toe. babes that wear their acid washed jeans so tight their camel toe shows. No fat chicks.

I'd like to meet:

babes and underage chicks. (if there's grass on the field , play ball)

Music:

Boston, REO Speedwagon, Nugent, Sabbath, Journey, 38 Special, Van Halen, ACDC, Steely Dan, Rush, Helloween, Cheap Trick, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Yngvwie Malmstein, Joe Satriani, Thin Lizzy, supagroup.

Movies:

Debbie does Dallas (original '73 cut) Linda Lovelace (deep throat queen), girls gone wild box set, Stoned Age

Television:

'88 spring break daytona footage. NASCAR footage. VH1's revival of rock.

Books:

Steely Dan tablature books, Led Zepplin tablature books (stairway to heaven forever!!)

Heroes:

Post VH Sammy Hagar. CABO WABO bar , rock on brother!!