Dan the Trash Can Man |
Dan was destined to be a Trash can man
His father Stan was a Trash can man
His Grandpa Ham ran the King of the clan
Dan talked trash of the Trash can fam'
Stan wasn't proud, of his son... Posted by Shannon on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 08:28:00 PST |
The little yellow frog |
A am a little froggy
I sit upon a shelf
I am a little froggy
-and some idiot decided to make me yellow,
instead of green
like all of the other frogs in the pond.
Who in there right... Posted by Shannon on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 10:49:00 PST |
The popcorn on the ceiling |
I woke up this morning
with a million and one,
popcorn just staring me dead.
It gave me the shivers
so grabbing a hammer,
my ceiling I pounded to shreads.
It took me twelve hours
I worked on... Posted by Shannon on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 09:05:00 PST |
A breath of hope |
You try and try to give your love
Invisible parades of the deniable eye.
and all is well for awhile, content
until the tears you cry.
Pessimism breathes your waking way,
daylight sinks into the... Posted by Shannon on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 09:50:00 PST |
Getting to know Paul |
Paul has a head
It's ten feet wide
Paul has a head
with jello inside
Paul thinks of puppies
and chickens all day
Paul makes big spaceships
with legos and clay
Paul is a nice boy as
as nice boys ... Posted by Shannon on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 06:03:00 PST |
Henry |
I had a pen named Henry
I used him every day
Henry found a pencil
who made him go astray
I took a trip to Staples
took me one whole day
to find a pen like Henry
since Henry ran away.
......I wi... Posted by Shannon on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 10:38:00 PST |
One Jellybean |
I went down to the market
to by me some food.
The manager came to me
acting so rude.
He asked me to purchase
more than I'd found.
That one little Jellybean
was not quite a pound.
I to... Posted by Shannon on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 04:43:00 PST |
The Phoebe diaries |
Phoebe yells out gibberish
Phoebe talks to air
Phoebe washes buckets
Phoebe doesn't care
Phoebe spits out Na Na
Phoebe has no clue
Phoebe lives in crazy
Phoebe's mental zoo
Phoebe wo... Posted by Shannon on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 12:29:00 PST |
Hula kitty |
Hula kitty, Hula kitty
Shake that booty bun
Hula kitty, Hula kitty
In the Maui sun
Hula kitty, Hula kitty
Tall green palm trees sway
Hula kitty, Hula kitty
Water clear as day
Hula kitty, Hula ... Posted by Shannon on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 12:53:00 PST |
The last words of Mr. Tuna |
I was swimming in the ocean
minding my own self
a net caught hold my body
and put me on a shelf
now I'm placed in water
pressed inside a crate
waiting for a cat
to lick me off his pla... Posted by Shannon on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 04:07:00 PST |