I'm Staying!!! |
I'm sure most of you have heard by now, I get to stay in Washington, DC for another two years. They may say it's because I bring so much happiness and show cooperation between the two countries, but I...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 09:39:00 GMT |
Spring |
Once again I have spent all my time frollicking and eating...typical panda stuff...and I have ignored my loyal fans. I'm sorry, but it has been a rough couple months. My mom and I a...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 00:28:00 GMT |
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year |
I've decided to take a break from the battle with the Colbert Nation, to celebrate my favorite holiday of the year. I'm sure there will be lots of excitement around the panda cage. Mom has already bee...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 21:24:00 GMT |
Still Standing |
It got pretty bitter last night, almost too bitter for this panda. But I'm tired of Stephen Colbert and his discrimination against bears. We are not "Godless Killing Machines." We have tolerated ...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 09:06:00 GMT |
The Colbert Nation Declares War on Me |
It's on. The cowards at the Colbert Nation have declared war on me. It's getting ugly over there, but they should announce defeat any minute. We need your help, create an account and then go to the to...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 19:47:00 GMT |
I'm Still Here |
It's been awhile, I'm sorry I've deprived all my fans. I've been pretty busy, one of you finally sent me a bus ticket so I could go dow to Atlanta and meet my future wife. But then ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 16:45:00 GMT |
It's a Girl!!! |
Someone please help me! I just found out, mi amour in Atlanta is a girl! My plan? To find a way to court her over the next year. I think that if I marry her we can stay in America. I would like to vis...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 11:24:00 GMT |
Economics? |
As most of you know, I'm scheduled to go to China in less than a year. I really don't want to go, so I've been studying a lot. Hopefully I can pass the citizenship exam and then I'll be able to stay h...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 09:16:00 GMT |
********URGENT UPDATE TO EARLIER THOUGHTS********** |
Okay, so I didn't really do a lot of research on Su Lin...other that watching her webcam. But I have now been informed that Su Lin is actually my cousin. I just wanted to be the first to reveal this t...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 14:20:00 GMT |
My Love Life? |
Recently one of my devoted fans asked me how my love life was going...so I started thinking about it. Some of you may remember a few months back, I had a bried love interest with Su...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 09:02:00 GMT |
