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Spoiled Housewife

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About Me

Everyone Loves Pin-Up Girls!: Pin Up Girl Clothing - Sexy retro creations - dresses , bikinis, shoes, and accessories. Pin Up Girl has great gift ideas, costumes and more!I have a really dry and sarcastic sense of humor that you either really like or really hate.I am a dork. A big one. I like a lot of different things and I get along with everybody-- mostly I like to go shooting, hiking, hunting, working on cars (muscle cars o yea) and working out. I love art history, architecture, and doing dumb things that usually end up with someone getting hurt (yeah... we are jackasses).I have a good job and a good career ahead of me, and I have to insane border collies that are good for nothin but home run derby.

My Interests

BRIAN!! Shooting, hard work, good ol boys, hunting, hiking, fishing, camping, pets, music, GOIN TO SHOWS, drinkin with the boys, reading, and doing dumb shit like buying an air mattress at wal-mart in the middle of the night so I can camp out on the balcony of my ridiculously expensive apartment. Thankfully now I have a house and a whole backyard to camp in, including my own balcony to throw stuff off of.



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I'd like to meet:

Mmmm Hmmmm Mike Ness, Giovanni Ribisi, Jake Gylenhaal, Norman Reedus, Jack Kerouac, Allen Ginsberg, William S Burroughs, and OH MY if Detective Vick Mackey were a real person I would be all about that....But I found Brian. Who else can I go spotlighting coyotes with one night while drinking a six pack and go to a play the next night? AND HE ENJOYS IT!! Not to mention that he even puts up with my stupid dogs, lets me dress him, and loves Guinness...Descendents - I'm The One

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Music:


Old school punk. Social Distortion is just perfect for me. Also Tiger Army, Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, Bouncing Souls, Sloppy Seconds, The Used (yeah I know, it is a guilty pleasure), Radiohead, Johnny Cash, Throwdown, Agnostic Front, UnderOath, and your basic emo/screamo stuff that masculine guys can't stand to listen to.Q: How many emo boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Fuck em, let em cry in the dark.Hey, just because I like their music doesn't mean I would want to date one or want one to cover me on anything, a 5th grade girl could put up a better fist fight then those 82 lb mama's boy. But I love them!

Movies:

The BOONDOCK SAINTS is numero uno, followed by Full Metal Jacket, Reservoir Dogs, Life is Beautiful, Catch-22, The Ringer, Buffalo 66, Jackass, A Guy Thing, Tomcats, Another Day in Paradise

Television:

The Shield, Deadliest Catch, Court TV, Animal Planet, My Name is EarlAND DISORDERLY CONDUCT! Which features Brian tasing someone.

Books:

On the Road, Johnny got His Gun, Choke (read it), Catch-22, Anything dealing with true crime and military history, art history, and beatnik literature.

Heroes:

My Parents. Talk about patience, just hope you don't end up with a kid that'll put you through what I have put them through, and still have to love em...Also, Pat Tillman. If I could pick my guardian angel, I would want him. He was an a amazing person. Can't say enough great things bout him.And naturally, Brian. :)

My Blog

Story of my life...

Maybe its just karma rearing it's ugly head... or maybe I make people feel either comfortable enough to make fun of me or I make them really dislike me to where they feel they have to tell me things, ...
Posted by Spoiled Housewife on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 09:05:00 PST

Bandit and Tucker's Bogus Journey

For those of you who live in the Tri-Cities, this event occurred on that last rainy-ass night we had.  See, I have two dogs.  They are in my picture index if you are the type that needs ill...
Posted by Spoiled Housewife on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 01:19:00 PST

What will I be like... when I get old

More like, when I grow up. Someone very important to me (you know who you are, if you ever care to read this) once likened me to "A girl in a woman's body".  As much as I resented the comment, an...
Posted by Spoiled Housewife on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 09:43:00 PST

Addendum to Classroom Dynamics

Something else came to my attention tonight after class, the offending "what iffers" are almost always over the age of 45 once you get into a college-type setting. I am still fascinated and disturbed,...
Posted by Spoiled Housewife on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 09:47:00 PST

Classroom Dynamics: A Saga

The dynamics of the classroom are full of cold, hard facts.  In any given class, you can find the following people: 1. The ones that ask the most ridiculous questions all the time, leading one to...
Posted by Spoiled Housewife on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 12:57:00 PST

ADVOCARE

Hey Kids. So I have been training pretty hard lately and it was brought to my attention that I could save money on my Advocare purchases by becoming a disributor, so I did, and now I have taken it and...
Posted by Spoiled Housewife on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 03:08:00 PST