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Johnny Crash: Bass Slingin Bastard!!

with a quick wink of the eye, and a God you must be joking!

About Me

Instinct over Intellect

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My Interests

horror, movies, books, comics, motorcycles, history, weapons, ballroom dancing, outdoors stuff, marathons, martial arts, working.

I'd like to meet:

Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me.

Music:

Bad Religion, Social Distortion, X, Johnny Cash, L7, Betty Blowtorch, The Cramps, Tiger Army, Hank123, Batmobile, The Pixies, AC/DC, The Germs, Del tha funkee homosapien, Bad Brains, Gossip, Koffin Kats, The Adicts, Brutally Frank, Nekromantix, Tori Amos, Ministry, MikePattonMusick, Dead Boys. Pistolgrip, Robin Trower and RamJam, Mad Sin, U.S Bombs, Dropkick Murphys, Bruisers, Hank3, Anti-Heros, Demented are GO!, Ani DiFranco, Drive-by Truckers, ZZTop. Showtunes. A far cry from everything I enjoy, but a small taste.

Movies:

horror, musicals, noir, samurai, exploitation, kung fu, B, fantasy, sci-fi, foreign and a fuckload more. and anything by The Whed. To see what I've worked on/am working on check imdb under "mcjoel"

Television:

24, Buffy, Angel, Firefly,DRIVE!!!!! Any animated superhero cartoon (except The Batman, Teen Titans or Krypto) Tales from the Crypt, Brisco County Jr, Dream On, Red Dwarf, MacGyver, 21 Jumpstreet, Blackadder, Aqua Teen, Family Guy, Greg the Bunny, Voltron: Defender of the Universe, Prison Break, My name is Earl, Amazing Stories

Books:

frank miller, alan moore, warren ellis, garth ennis, laurell k. hamilton, phillip k. dick, william gibson, elmore leonard, eric garcia, robert kirkland, carl haisson, dr gonzo, the chuck. brian m. bendis, mark millar, eric powell, j.k rowling, robert kirkland, christopher golden.

Heroes:

BAD ASS ANNIE BRANDT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! granpa, ash, reggie, seth green, snake pliskin, ben edlund, w.w.p, spider jerusalem, mal reynolds, greg graffin, spike, batman, angel, officer rick grimes, david fury, matt murdock, joe hallenbeck, mary pickford, jo'nn jo'nzz, peter jackson, jack bauer, peter parker, The Whed. in no order.

My Blog

Skippy

just gave me the greatest gift one man could give another.I am forever in debt to this man.
Posted by Johnny Crash: Balls and Bayonets Brigade on Mon, 21 May 2007 12:28:00 PST

JOEL......

Do not call Joel. Do not text Joel. Do not write Joel. Do not email Joel. Do not ask Joel Questions. Do not ask Joel's opinion. Do not ask Joel for a favour. Do not as Joel what the time is. Do not th...
Posted by Johnny Crash: Balls and Bayonets Brigade on Tue, 08 May 2007 09:06:00 PST

Stunt Coordinator

I am finally a stunt coordinator, fuck yeah. No more dicking around riding or driving like someone asks me too. Just wrapped a show where I called the shots, and no one got hurt.Well cept me, but that...
Posted by Johnny Crash: Balls and Bayonets Brigade on Mon, 07 May 2007 09:39:00 PST

After you.......

Stab someone in the back, don't try and be their friend while going and hanging with the enemy. You can really only have one of us. Now I feel exactly like I did, just after Austin. This time, the fee...
Posted by Johnny Crash: Balls and Bayonets Brigade on Mon, 07 May 2007 09:38:00 PST

Living in LA or Why I don't go to Koreatown any more.

So this has been a red letter show for me, and I'm not just talking about the spider swallowing incident, or the night where I decided I could do a shot of brush cleaner and walk. Not even about getti...
Posted by Johnny Crash: Balls and Bayonets Brigade on Mon, 07 May 2007 01:01:00 PST

Home

As in, I'm going there.Yeah, 10 years almost and now its time for me to release.You will love it, you will crave it. You will want to watch it over and over again and if you want to bootleg it. Be My ...
Posted by Johnny Crash: Balls and Bayonets Brigade on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 10:38:00 PST

My most recent mistake

Is NOT being there for the people who deserve it, and being there for the people who DON'T.It seems to me, that in my life of random adventure that has been going on for say, the last 12 years is that...
Posted by Johnny Crash: Balls and Bayonets Brigade on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:53:00 PST

Maiden of Death: Grindhouse Trailer

So, you all can keep viewing ...
Posted by Johnny Crash: Balls and Bayonets Brigade on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 08:27:00 PST

Folks from the past

popping up in my life and me finding out they are gay, crack me up. Theres some folk I never would have guessed. I mean I lived in MN for years, of all places to grow a fag.And theres nothing wrong wi...
Posted by Johnny Crash: Balls and Bayonets Brigade on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 08:20:00 PST

Josh

just got 2 and a half pages of mail from me.And all it says is "Josh is gay". over and over and over for 20+ mails.Yup, I'm bored. Josh isn't gay, I'm pretty sure he loves the vagina.But nonetheless, ...
Posted by Johnny Crash: Balls and Bayonets Brigade on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 07:27:00 PST