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Amf

If a white rapper cries in front of a black crowd and no one posts it on youtube, is he still emo?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


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This profile needs a fucking update, i'm just being lazy.


What some people said about me...

"Here is a man that would not take it anymore. Here is a man that stood up against the filth, the shit, the scum, the cunts, the dogs... Here is... Matthew (the gat) Austin! A modern day legend, a hero in his own time... You sir, you are the shit and what's so fucking crazy is, you know it! I tilt your cap homie, tilt it like a mutha fuckin 'G'" - Black Rob

"just a short little rhyme
a bit of a ditty
just to get complimentary
and a little bit silly
he's smart and he's funny
he's witty and cute
and no one denies
i'm speaking the truth
he'll brighten your day
with essence of neek
he'll make you smile
that's sure guaranteed
so if your reading this
and you havn't yet done
go add him you sucker
'cause he's a son of a gun!"
- strawberry pikelet ♥

"a pure nang breddaH to say the least, the only person to totally merk himself and laugh at the blood stains on walls, BIG UP!!!" - Mr Dialysis

I already know B&W are your favorite type of photos. You drink like a sailor....cuss like one? I don't know. You also can't stand chicks with tramp stamps...what whores lol. You agree that Americans are stupid with how they fucked up English .Seems like you are sarcastic like myself...you enjoy your weed... - Corrosive Cookie

a smoking drinking legend - Dazman

Everyone will just say ubernang as your description. - De Ville



I would like to meet pretty people. Cause i'm fickle like that.

I'd also like to meat your mum.... fnar !!!

All i ever wanted was to pick apart the day and put the pieces back together my way.

Smile. You cunts.



Vitals

Age :: Twenty Three
Body :: Six foot ish
Status :: Single and content
Here Because :: Bored !
Hometown :: Near Cambridge
Ethnicity :: Wigga
Occupation :: Yojimbo

Interests

Music :: I used to have a big list here of all the artists i like...but nobody pays attention to it anyway. Suffice to say music's a pretty important part of my life. If you want to know what i listen to then ask me, or take a look at my profile song, it's usually a good indication of what i like.

Books :: I don't read as much as i used to, i've got a pretty wide ranged taste in literature, but i won't be a pretentious prick and list them here to make you feel inferior.

Movies :: I like most World Cinema, Anime, Martial Arts flicks etc etc etc Other Stuff
Suspect Packages

Route One

Sometimes I can afford stuff !

Roses are Red... Chocolate is Brown... What colour are your knickers ?

:: Random Musings

"If you rape a hooker, is it theft?"

Geekery

Can I recommend Firefox or Flock ?



My Blog

Rap lyrics analysed...

Firstly, i will not take credit for this, it is not my work.  However, it is worth reading."Notorious B.I.G One more Chance rap lyrics translated. Have Fun. Lyrics: First things first, I poppa...
Posted by Neek on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 11:52:00 PST

I HATE MATT DAWSON

Ok, let me let you in on a little secret....I HATE MATT DAWSON.Why ? i hear you ask.... well, let's look at this objectively.The man is out to prove all other male life forms on this planet inferior.....
Posted by Neek on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 08:17:00 PST

Aversion Therapy

So, where do i start ? i know virtually nobody will read this so i guess it doesn't matter much anyway.I hate life.Or more i hate what my life has become.  I hate the fact that i've lost all my f...
Posted by Neek on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 07:18:00 PST

The lads from Lagos...... (yoinked)

Mr Spam-man, Give me a dream, Or an VitexXX erection, Bigger than I've ever seen! Send me your MSN, So we can maybe meet, Your poor spelling and grammar, Is quite an impessive feat. And if...
Posted by Neek on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 08:09:00 PST

Something i feel like trying.

I want to go to a Mc Donald's drive through and have the following conversation:Staff: "Can i take your order?"Amf: "SILENCE, PEON. I WILL CONSUME THREE CHEESY BACON BURGERS, AND YOU WILL PROVIDE THEM...
Posted by Neek on Tue, 16 May 2006 01:09:00 PST