Timmy

My name is Timmy. Do I have to write that for you phonetically or are you not retarded? Timmy, as in tim-me. Not Timmy, as in some idiot quoting a character from south park by obnoxiously shouting my own name at me. Upon our first meeting each other or when we are introduced if you do this, ie. quote said character from forementioned cartoon, then I am pretty much convinced that you are a moron and I don't like you. Im not saying i wont like you 'coz I'm a pretty friendly person, but it's not a good start buddy. See how I have a "tell whether I like you or not/moron detector built into my name? I'm the Jackal, or a Jackal, or just Jackal. I'm not really sure. It's just what Mods Calls me, and I rekcon he's cooler than a rockstar, so it's a label i'll happily wear. I also wear Tron shoes and they could kick yo' ass. Speaking of, I have a nephew. He is 7. His name is Jay. He will kick your ass at Halo. Playing xbox with and/or just hangin wi J is my favourite thing to do in this world. My favourite thing in the world (as in, most important to me )is my family. This includes my extended family, ie. my friends (ya'll know who you are.) Grahem is a black lab who's almost 8. He is so big and black and doggy and good for cuddles and just staight up the raddest thing in the world. I love him. Here is some other stuff I love in no particulair order and just basically some info 'bout myself and and 1 or 2 things I don't love so much and some random musings.....I give credit where it's dueI'm the best poker player I've ever met. Or ever played with at least,and yes that is a challenge to all and sundry because... I LOVE MONEY. The dude who said it's the root of all evil was way off.I mean how can you buy someone a rockin birthday prezzie if you don't have any. And anyways, aint he the same guy who said all that stuff that starts wars and shit and just generally keeps people closeminded. I'd apologise if you're offended but i'm not going to because I don't really give a shit. I'm incapable of being blasphemous 'coz there aint nothing to blaspheme. Im curious. If Idon't know something I'll ask you, (and coming of like a noob be damed!!)Superhero culture rocks, Logan is one of my heroes, big time and I cant wait till humans start to mutate to homo-superior, love all things sci-fi..im an atheist.it's not that i dont believe in a god or gods (im convinced there isn't one)..do believe in aliens. star wars has happened for sure, somewhere, in a galaxy far,far....(u get the picture) food is my major passion.cooking it growing it n def eating. cooking for friends is just about my biggest joy in life.reading ahhhhh reading, it rocks my world. laughter n sense o' humour is extremely important. i have to go back packin every cple o' yrs n hav done quite a bit o' oz and s.e asia n lil bit o europe. i wanna go everywhere there is to go, reading evrything i can, n savouring tastes, smells n love of as many different people n places exotic, strange and NEW, as i can b4 its game over, which 4 me wont be for ages coz when i was born i was dipped head first into the fountain of youth and I willlive forever. So that's all you really need to know about me. Timmy. Not Timmeeeeeeeeee.......oh yeah, and I have cooler shoes than you!