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About Me

I find people that look like Cabbage Patch Kids really quite scary. Not as scary as Garbage Pail Kids (if you remember them) but still pretty scary. Actually, Cabbage patch kids aren't scary at all and neither were Garbage Pail Kids - they were just little pieces of card with a mutated kid printed on it and aren't real at all so there is no need to be scared. If Cabbage Patch Kids were scary then there'd be a lot of mentally scarred adults running around the streets. My sister used to have quite a collection of Cabbage Patch Kids. Her first one was called Neil. He had red dungarees and curly hair but he didn't scare me. Her last one was called Brenden and he was bald. He scared me quite a bit. She also had a collection of my little pony, barbie, sindy and other girls toys but I never played with them coz I was a boy and in to boy stuff such as He-Man, Star Wars, Transformers and boys stuff. Sometimes on Sunday my nanna would take us to Toy and Hobby in Stockport, mostly after church. I'd usually get a new He-Man figure while Heather would get something girly. I would of prefered her to get a He-Man figure as well so then I'd have 2 new He-Man figures to play with. I never mentioned this to her at the time as she is bigger than me and not really in to He-Man. She might be now as she has 2 sons of her own but I doubt it. I'm not even sure if they make He-Man figures anymore. I used to have lots of Star Wars figures as well as other stuff. My dad was a little obsessive about keeping the boxes and putting them in the loft. I used to think he was weird. Sometimes I still do but he's my dad and I'm keeping him. My mum is little odd as well sometimes but I'm keeping her as well.Sometimes my head hurts. I put this down to having a headache. It doesn't happen often but when it does I don't like it. Once I broke my arm. That hurt a lot but went strangely numb. I have never broken my head. I once set my bed on fire, got out to use the toilet and then got back in while it was burning away. My parents still think that that isn't normal. Sometimes I'm inclined to agree.I have nothing more to say but I might have something to say if you want to ask me something. There is a little button on here that lets you send me a message. You don't ahve to be my friend either. You can just ask. I'll reply as well

My Interests

Tattoos, piercing, music, horror films, wandering aimlessly, alcohol, sleeping, the great outdoors

I'd like to meet:

Hitler, the Pope, Queen Lizzie II (God bless her), Darth Vader (I know he's not real but he could teach the ways of the darkside), my nephew (born the day I left the UK), Joe Strummer, John Lydon, Dangermouse, Penfold, Justin Sullivan, the Levellers (but not Charlie, he's a prick), Joe Strummer (RIP)and my little boy Anokai.!
how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen

Music:

Korn, Staind, New Model Army, Levellers, Conflict, Discharge, Citizen Fish, Crass, Subhumanz, Expoited, Less Than Dogs, Papa Roach, Boy Hits Car, InMe, Adema, Babyshambles, Libertines, Kaiser Chiefs, Chumbawamba, Ill Nino, Killing Joke, Mudhoney, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Screaming Trees, Operation Ivy, Rancid, Bad Religion, Placebo,Razorlight, Skunk Anansie, Sonic Youth, leftfield, Faithless, System of a Down, The Killers, U2, RATM, Offspring, NOFX, Rob Zombie, Mudvayne, Stonesour, Orb, PIL, SOIL, Audioslave, Marion, Hard Fi, Taproot, White Zombie, Dirty Pretty Things, Something for Kate, Silverchair, Alice In Chains, Live erm..........and other stuff

Movies:

Planet Of the Apes - not the remake, the originals, all 5 of them! I could watch them all day everyday. Erm.........any decent horror (Texas Chainsaw, Psycho, Amityville),House of 1000 Corpses,Devils Rejects, The wrong turn, Matrix, Star Wars, Back to the Future, The Village, Salems Lot, Watership Down, Pulp Fiction, When the wind blows, Platoon, Full Metal Jacket, Bad Boy Bubby, Romper Stomper, Chopper, Once were warriors, American History X

Television:

Cartoons - any! Especially Simpsons, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Dc Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends and some Manga.

Books:

Anything by George Orwell, non-fiction and graphic novels, anything by Richard Adams (especially Watership Down and Plague Dogs)

Heroes:

John Lydon, Charlie Harper, Joe Strummer, Justin Sullivan

My Blog

Oh golly, oh gosh.its a mini me!!!

At 3.35am this morning (29/08/07) Lucy gave birth to a bouncing baby boy after a 24 hour labour!!! Mother and baby are both doing exceedingly well so a big 'whooo hoooo' to NOAH MICHAEL DAWSON Her wat...
Posted by Mike on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 02:06:00 PST

As 2006 reaches an end.........

What an eventful year this has been........probably the best of my life!!! From living in Australia with Timmy and Steve and meeting some of the best people possible, finding out I was going to be a d...
Posted by Mike on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 04:41:00 PST

bouncing baby boy

I am now a dad! Yup, my son was born on the 15th at the Royal Womens in Melbourne. He's called Anokai ,weighed 9lb 10 and put someone through a 50hour labor!!!
Posted by Mike on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 12:54:00 PST

back in England

Well I'm back and life is grand! Obviously it was rained.......for the pretty much the whole first week although I did get a bit of sunshine. I'm slowly getting back in to the swing of things over her...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 05:39:00 PST

Let it be known!!!

They have never caught me and they never will. They have never seen me, for I am invisible, even as the ether that surrounds your earth. I am not a human being, but a spirit and a fell demon from the ...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 06:43:00 PST

A film about me

My mate Sharkey sent me this so heres the soundtrack to "MIKE DAWSON - A TRUE STORY" as per my IpodSo, here's how it works: -Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, etc). -Put it on shuffle. ...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 06:58:00 PST

Ranting

America pisses me off. N. Korea are test launching a missile and that can't be allowed to happen according to them. Here's comment taken from the BBC website. I am so sick of people telling the United...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 06:20:00 PST

Crumbling society

This DEFINATELY applies to the UK. Dunno how appropriate it is to Australian Society though but I'm sure some of it is applicable... Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, w...
Posted by Mike on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 12:00:00 PST

Socceroos

It is just before the Australia v Brazil match. Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum. ...
Posted by Mike on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 09:46:00 PST

Heartbreaking and tragic

"I too once had a family, Danny. Many years ago I lived in Japan, a pet of my master Yoshi. Mimicking his movements from my cage and learning the mysterious art of Ninjitsu, for Yoshi was one of Japan...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 11:34:00 PST