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Alickalotapus

Im supressing my rage until the zombies attack....Then its on like Donkey Kong!

About Me

What about me? I am the Entertainment Director at Hustler Club in Redlands. I work my ass off all the time. If I ever did get 2 days off in a row, I would probably get a second job just to fill in the gap. I have a fiance whom I love dearly. I love to have fun and can do so just about anywhere I am. I like to golf, listen to music, and hang out with my booty. I am into bdsm, you know bondage and all that stuff. Nothing crazy though, just light. God lost his faith in me long ago, so, I go through life with Magoomba as my co pilot. If there is more you wish to know about me feel free to ask, I will answer unless I dont want to, then you can go suck a dick for all I care.

My Interests

My interests, hmmmmmm. Well, doing the work I do I see partying as a job (it pays well, most times) I like tattoos, music, sometimes I read or watch a movie. I am just busy being a social butterfly, there isnt much time for interests.For those of you that cannot believe, Yes, I do have children and yes, I love them dearly!

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet Jerry Springer. Why? It never fails, No matter how down I get about things happening in my life, I just turn on the trusty boob tube and Jerry proves there are people that are more fucked up than I am. It always makes me feel better to see someone elses misery. I am a casualty vampire. Besides, I already know youre an idiot, its up to you to prove me wrong.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Nick Alickalotapus
Birthday: 7 2 70
Birthplace: Visalia
Current Location: Here, with you
Eye Color: Blackish brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Greek
The Shoes You Wore Today: Just got up
Your Weakness: M n Ms
Your Fears: That this isnt really a bad dream
Your Perfect Pizza: bacon and onion
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to not have to bury another body
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hello
Thoughts First Waking Up: again?
Your Best Physical Feature: Broad shoulders
Your Bedtime: 5-6 am
Your Most Missed Memory: watching the simpsons with my kids
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper...Biatch!
MacDonalds or Burger King: In and Out
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: both taste like shit
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: both taste like dirty shit
Do you Smoke: uh huh
Do you Swear: Fuck No!
Do you Sing: In the shower
Do you Shower Daily: Only if I can sing
Have you Been in Love: shrugs
Do you want to go to College: Nope
Do you want to get Married: Nope
Do you belive in yourself: Sure
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: I wouldnt kick me out of bed or vomit on me
Are you a Health Freak: sure, I need a smoke and a beer
Do you get along with your Parents: As long as we dont speak we get along fine
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Butt Trumpet
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: just beer
In the past month have you Smoked: Just cigarettes...oh and a bit of the tweeds
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Marijuana is not a drug fuckers! so, No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Ive had a couple of those creamy filled devils!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Does pussy count? cuz I eat that
In the past month have you been on Stage: about a million times
In the past month have you been Dumped: I am not that lucky!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Only when I sing
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Im not a thief
Ever been Drunk: ask sprinkles
Ever been called a Tease: I never tease
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: when I was a kid
How do you want to Die: Who says I am going to?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I refuse to grow up
What country would you most like to Visit: Scotland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green/blue
Favourite Hair Color: anything normal
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: 5' to 6 '
Weight: enough to look good
Best Clothing Style: casual slutty
Number of Drugs I have taken: only 1 on my first time
Number of CDs I own: I am a DJ, you count them if you need to know
Number of Piercings: just my nipples now
Number of Tattoos: All over my body
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Just about everything until 4 years ago

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Music:

Music is my profession. To say any particular genre is my favorite would be silly. My taste changes as my mood swings. I have been listening to alot of industrial music lately. Does that make me an angry person? Not really. More of a destructive deep in thought person. I do my best thinking to bands like Rammstein, Apoptygma Berzerk, BlutEngel, Genitortures, Fireball Ministry, and Leather Strip. I dig psychobilly and rockabilly as well. some house and trance in the mix, some hip - hop even. What can I say? I am a D.J.

Movies:

I do like movies, but have little time to enjoy them. The Quiet Man with John Wayne will always be my favorite because he pretty much brutalized his wife ( Maureen O'Hara - Hubba Hubba ) when he got tired of her shit. More or less earned her respect and showed her never mistake kindness for weakness. I also get into vampire movies, I dont know why, just do

Television:

Jerry!!!!! nuff said

Books:

I never have time to read. I even wait for the movie instead of reading the instruction manual. For real, I like Anne Rice

Heroes:

There are no heroes in the new milenium. I gave up all hope for a savior. I do believe in me, myself, and that other guy, we like to call him "I"

My Blog

NIght Life (part 2)

My body came alive all my sences went completely crazy. I was stuck between life and death and it was wonderful! I felt everything around me as if it were part of me. Its hard to explain this so I wil...
Posted by Alickalotapus on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 12:23:00 PST

My Keys

So I was eating at one of my favorite resturants and needed to take a piss. As I was doing my "business" my phone rang. Unlike normal people who would wait until they were done pissing, I tried to ans...
Posted by Alickalotapus on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:49:00 PST

Night Life Part 1 ( read in order)

I was at a dark bar I had been frequenting lately. It was quiet, only the murmur of conversations too faint to understand. I wasnt there to drink, mainly to relax. I sipped my soda as I read the newsp...
Posted by Alickalotapus on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 03:38:00 PST

What a fucking life part 1

I was at work the other night and you all pretty much know what I do for a living. I was completely on it and things were going great! The crowd was loud and excited, which made the girls stage shows ...
Posted by Alickalotapus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

words

He said she said, who do I believe. No one, thats who. People use their mouths to hurt and to promote their own agenda. I recently had one person tell me one side of the story, but he left out some ma...
Posted by Alickalotapus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My date with a porn star

Knowing what most of you know about what I do for a living, (for those that dont know...why are you reading my blogs, you fucks!!!!) you would assume I know many beautiful women. I do know quite a few...
Posted by Alickalotapus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

poetry

this is where I was writing a cool poem about life and death and strippers. it was going great, but, i had to stop writing because everytime the words would start to flow, a dam was built with things ...
Posted by Alickalotapus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Possibly the best blow job I have ever gotten

So, I have finally gotten some sleep and I have had some really cracked out dreams. One of the recurring dreams I keep having involves smurphs and 9 irons. No other club will work for the task I am ab...
Posted by Alickalotapus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Distractions Suck

This is where another one of my stories was going to be, if I could finish it. But again, the happiness of a little bird comes first. I had a story going which could have possibly turned into a weekly...
Posted by Alickalotapus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I gave up religion for lent, seems to be working out for me

I was looking for something to do and it came to me. Something I hadnt done for a long time. I borrowed a friends car, a real piece of shit and proceeded to make my way to the north end of Berdoo. Dam...
Posted by Alickalotapus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST