queen jane, approximately.

the first time i swore i was in 2nd grade. i whispered "damn" out loud to myself in my room. i found it to be so much fun that i decided i would swear at least once a day for the rest of my life. i had a sailor's mouth in no time.when my husband first met me in high school, he repeatedly told me to tone it down because i was so vulgar. i found this to be hysterically funny. personally, i love swearing. i think more people should do it regularly, and at times when it's least expected. like at Starbucks, ordering a grande fucking latte, without all the cocksucking foam. or, at petsmart, buying food for your goddamn bastard animals that costs more than your own. or, maybe even at work--sure, I'll help your dumb ass find that fucking wretched piece of refuse you call a book, sure....the list goes on and on....