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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: ChuckNorris
Birthday: The Begining
Birthplace: Round House Kick
Current Location: Everywhere
Eye Color: Black as Coal
Hair Color: ChuckNorris Chestnut
Height: Round House Kick
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidexterous
Your Heritage: I'm the start of all life
The Shoes You Wore Today: Cowboy Boots
Your Weakness: None
Your Fears: None
Your Perfect Pizza: Covered with glass and razor blades
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I am the goal
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Round House Kick
Thoughts First Waking Up: How much pain must I distribute today?
Your Best Physical Feature: Beard
Your Bedtime: Round House Kick
Your Most Missed Memory: Round House Kick
Pepsi or Coke: Battery Acid
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacRound House Kick
Single or Group Dates: Women can only satisfy me in groups
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: What are you a whimp
Chocolate or Vanilla: Yes
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee dry
Do you Smoke: Round House Kick
Do you Swear: Round House Kick
Do you Sing: Walker Texas Ranger
Do you Shower Daily: No. Dirt fears me
Have you Been in Love: Round House Kick
Do you want to go to College: Why? I'm ChuckNorris!
Do you want to get Married: Round House Kick
Do you belive in yourself: Who else could I belive in
Do you get Motion Sickness: Motion Sickness gets Chuck
Do you think you are Attractive: Very Handsome
Are you a Health Freak: Total Gym
Do you get along with your Parents: They get along with me
Do you like Thunderstorms: I create them
Do you play an Instrument: My fist
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Alcohol Drinks Me
In the past month have you Smoked: only after rapid round house kicking
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No Drugs do Chuck
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Round House Kick
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Round House Kick
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Round House Kick
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Fish Bait
In the past month have you been on Stage: Round House Kick
In the past month have you been Dumped: Not by anyone who survived
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Round House Kick
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only Souls
Ever been Drunk: On others pain
Ever been called a Tease: Not by anyone who survived
Ever been Beaten up: Are you kidding
Ever Shoplifted: Round House Kick
How do you want to Die: I can not die
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: ChuckNorris
What country would you most like to Visit: Anywhere That needs a round house kick
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Round House Kick
Favourite Hair Color: Round House Kick
Short or Long Hair: Round House Kick
Height: Round House kick
Weight: Get a Total Gym Fatso!
Best Clothing Style: ChuckNorris
Number of Drugs I have taken: All at the same time.
Number of CDs I own: Soundtrack Walker Texas Ranger
Number of Piercings: My skin is unpierceable
Number of Tattoos: Tattoo Guns shatter upon contact with my skin
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not enough Round House kicks
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