I love Sonny and Cher and also Bj... that's all you need to know.
Also, if I ever meet you, chances are I would hate you... so unless you think you're even close to being as fucking fly as me, don't bother trying to get to know me.
Long Survey About Yourself
What time are you starting this?: about 10?
Name?: William Frankestein Schoener
Nicknames?: The Most Radical Person in the World, Steve
Date of birth?: July 8th, 1870
Sex?: yes please
Height?: 32 feet
Eye color?: blue
Where were you born?: Philadelphia bitches
Number of candles on your last birthday cake?: i don't think i had a cake last year?
Pets?: Jack and Jordy
Hair color?: brow, black, redish? i don't know it's dyed crazy
Piercings?: my lip
Town you live in?: Lehighton (aka Boringville)
Favorite foods?: anything from Verona haha
Ever been to Africa?: how do you think we got slaves?
Been toilet papering?: hahaha yes
Love someone so much it made you cry?: how does that work?
Been in a car accident?: hahaha surprisingly no
Croutons or bacon bits?: during sex?
Favorite day of the week?: all weekend minus sunday
Favorite resturant?: ...Verona
Favorite flower?: the powedery white kind
Favorite sport to watch?: hockey... although i don't watch it as much as i used to
Favorite drink?: ummm absolut vodka
Favorite ice cream flavor?: cold
Warner Bros. or Disney?: i don't know?
Favorite fast food restuarant?: wendy's or taco bell
Carpet color in your bedroom?: like white/brown/tan/alot
How many times did you fail your driver's test?: haha once
Whom did you get your last email from?: haha i haven't checked it in like years
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?: Salvation Army considering i could probably buy the store hahaha
What do you do most often when you are bored?: sleep
Most annoying thing to say to me?: anything that comes from Bj's mouth hahaha
Bedtime?: 8 p.m.
Favorite TV show?: i don't watch much but probably Simpsons
Last person you went out to dinner with?:: Gary and Dave haha (if that doesn't sound gay... )
Been out of country?: Canada was awesome
Believe in magick?: is that how it's spelled nowadays?
Ford or Chevy?: Chevy even though i own a Ford
What are you listening to right now?: Jack's Mannequin tee hee
Have you ever failed a grade?: nope... sorry if i gave you a heart attack
If you have, what grade did you fail?: I JUST SAID NO GOD DAMMIT
Do you have a crush on someone?: hmmm?
Do you have a bf/gf?: NO
If so, what is their name?: Jesus Christ you people are pushy
How long have you been together?: SHUT UP
What are you wearing right now?: my mad fly had, a brownish shirt, jeans?
Would you have sex before marriage?: no... yeah that's a lie (i can't wait until prom night hahaha)
Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: haha yeah
Are you a virgin?: no
Do you smoke?: Cigars.. i quit cigarettes
Do you drink?: hahaha that's a joke
Are you ghetto?: i'm from Philly
Are you a player?: in my prime i was
What are your favorite colors?: pink
What is your favorite animal?: barracuda? thanks bj
Do you have any birthmarks?: my whole body is a mark of my birth
Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: no
Who do you talk to most on the phone?: mmm Beej!
Have you ever been slapped?: i've been punched by Nikki
Do you get .. a lot?: i'm always on
Are you shy or outgoing?: if you know me i don't need to answer that
Do you shower?: no?
Do you hate school?: well no shit
Do you have a social life?: no i sit at home and sleep (BJ - "That's me!")
How easily do you trust people?: what the hell kinds of questions are these?
Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: mhm
Would you ever sky dive?: probably
Do you like to dance?: oh my god yes
Have you ever been out of state?: no even though i just told you i've been out of the country
Do you like to travel?: sure
Have you ever been expelled from school?: suspended but not expelled
Have you ever been suspended from school?: hahaha dammit
Do you want to get out of your hometown?: no i want to go back
Are you spoiled?: by myself, yes
Are you a brat?: no? maybe? i don't know
Have you ever been dumped?: no
Have you ever gotten high?: hahaha
Do you like snapple?: sure
Do you drink a lot of water?: yeah then i ave to piss alot
What toothpaste do you use?: if i have to get up and look i'm gonna be pissed... it's green
Do you have a cell phone?: yes
Do you have a curfew?: eh i don't follow it anyway
Who do you look up to?: really tall people
Are you a role model?: not a very good one if i am
Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point?: yes
What name brand do you wear the most?: all different... usually from pac sun
What kind of jewelry do you wear?: a lip ring?
What do you want pierced?: my lip god dammit?
Do you like takin pictures?: yes... and not like these fucking girls that go to parties and are annoying
Do you like gettin your picture taken?: sometimes
Do you have a tan?: hahaha
Do you get annoyed easily?: when certain people are biches
Have you ever started a rumor?: that joe obrian had 3 kids
Do you have your own phone or phone line?: a cell phone... why does this survey repeat alot?
Do you have your own pool?: at my dads
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: nothing haha
Do you have any siblings?: sadly yes
Have you ever been played?: like a fiddle
Have you ever played anyone?: like a fiddle?
Do you get along with your parents?: sometimes
How do you vent your anger?: drinking
Have you ever ran away?: when i was like 6 and i took cookies and monopoly haha
Have you ever been fired from a job?: accidentally haha
Do you even have a job?: yes i'm a delivery boy hahaha
Do you daydream a lot?: yeah
Do you have a lot of ex's?: no
Do you run your mouth?: ...when you're not around? it's easy to acheive?
What do you want a tattoo of?: you
What do you have a tattoo of?: skin
What does your ex bf/gf look like?: do we need to go into this?
What does your most recent crush look like?: a stump hahahahaha
Whats her/his name?: if you don't know by now you're retarded
Have you ever been bitched out?: yes by her haha
Are you rude?: YES!
What was the last compliment you recieved?: that i'm well hung haha
Do you like getting dirty?: only on prom night
Are you flexiable?: i can bend
What is your heritage?: German all the way
What is your lucky number?: 7
What does your hair look like right now?: hat hair
Could you ever be a vegetarian?: no but i've been carniverous
Describe your looks?: very sexy
If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?: probably black since it's the in thing haha
Would you ever date someone younger than you?: only by a year... if that
Would you ever date someone older than you?: been there...
When was the last time you were drunk?: while everyone else was in school today haha
How many rings until you answer the phone?: depends where my phone is?
Have you ever been skinny dipping?: yes i love it
If yes, when was the last time?: summer?
When was the last time you went on a date?: well i try to but someone's always sleeping
Do you look more like your mother or father?: hopefully neither
Do you cry a lot?: (don't even say it.. i know what you're thinking)... and yes i'm talking to you
Do you ever cry to get your way?: haha no
What phrase do you use most when on the phone?: muffin hahaha
Are you the romantic type?: sometimes i surprise people
Have you ever been chased by cops?: hahaha yeah unfortunately
What do you like most about your body?: that i'm not fat
What do you like least about your body?: that i'm fat
When did you have your first crush?: like 2nd grade
When was the last time you threw up?: hahaha today when i at a live goldfish ahaha
In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: brunettes
Do you ever wear shirts do show your belly?: Bj thinks so
What about cleavage?: i like to look at cleavage
Is your best friend a virgin?: yes
Have you ever fucked someone up?: like fighting or sex?
Have you ever been fucked up?: like fighting or sex?
What theme does your room have?: i don't know?
What size show do you wear?: 11
What is your screen name on .. my last name follow by a sequence of numbers
How are you feeling right now?: tired
When was the last time you were at a party?: last night
Have you ever given a lapdance?: haha yes
Have you ever recieved one?: yeah
Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: yes that tends to happen when you enter high school
What is one of your bad qualilties?: i don't think before i act
What is one of your good qualilties?: i'm aweseome
Would you marry for money?: no
What do you drive?: a sick ford escort totally pimped out
Are you more of a mommys or daddys child?: neither.. i barely talk to either
So?: huh?
Well?: i don't get it...
When was the last time you cried in school?: friday
Would you ever hook up with the same sex?: uh no
What kind of music do you like?: everything
Would you ever bungee jump?: probably
What is your worst fear?: death probably
Would you ever join the army?: probably not
Do you like cows?: haha i like to milk them thanks to zack
If you were to die today, what would you do?: probably die???
If you had one last word to say to someone before you die, what would it b?: did you get cut off becuase you died?
Do you like to party?: hahaha yes and party hard
Hearts or broken hearts?: what the hell's that mean?
Moons or stars?: yeah becuase i'm a fag
Coke or pepsi?: coke
Favorite scent?: skunk
Favorite band?: Metallica
Would you ever dye your hair red?: probably because i don't care
How many languages can you speak?: two
What time are you finishing this?: 10:30.. wow i just wasted a half an hour of my life
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