I twirl my hair a lot.
You may have noticed...
Honestly...fuck it. If you know me, you might know what goes in here.
...or not. Same difference.
Locate me on AIM sometimes: CraShMAstR04
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Fuck you
Birthday: Shut the fuck up
Birthplace: Bullshit!
Current Location: I hate you
Eye Color: You suck
Hair Color: Fucking die already
Height: Cunt
Right Handed or Left Handed: Bitch
Your Heritage: Motherfucking asshole
The Shoes You Wore Today: Stupid fuck
Your Weakness: Dipshit
Your Fears: Cocksucker
Your Perfect Pizza: Dumbass
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Fuckface
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Leaning Tower of Pisa Shit...that's what you are
Thoughts First Waking Up: Twattycakes
Your Best Physical Feature: Slutbag
Your Bedtime: Jewassniggerfuck
Your Most Missed Memory: Fuckfuckfuckittyshitfuck
Pepsi or Coke: Ass hair
MacDonalds or Burger King: Piss off
Single or Group Dates: Choke on my cum!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Faggot
Chocolate or Vanilla: Finger up your ass
Cappuccino or Coffee: Get off my dick!
Do you Smoke: You smell like shit
Do you Swear: Your fist is shaped like a penis, so fuck off
Do you Sing: My balls, your chin
Do you Shower Daily: Goddammit
Have you Been in Love: Your mom's a whore
Do you want to go to College: Shitdick
Do you want to get Married: Go crap your underpants
Do you belive in yourself: Dildofuck
Do you get Motion Sickness: Jizzface
Do you think you are Attractive: Peter Pan can come to life and fuck me in the ass for all I care
Are you a Health Freak: Dumbshit
Do you get along with your Parents: Buttmunch
Do you like Thunderstorms: Thunderstorms are beautiful. It's as if a higher power was trying to peacefully communicate with earth by use of waterworks and flashes of light. How lovely. Oh thunderstorms, how I adore thee.
Do you play an Instrument: My ass
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I'll piss in your nostril
In the past month have you Smoked: Needledick
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Ballsack
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Horseshit
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Fuckstick
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Fartknocker
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Go hump a rhino
In the past month have you been on Stage: Assface
In the past month have you been Dumped: Eat shit and die
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Bastardfuck
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Why don't you marry your period already since you love having it so much?
Ever been Drunk: Penis in your anal pudding
Ever been called a Tease: Sementooth
Ever been Beaten up: Shitfuck
Ever Shoplifted: I'll rip out your eyes and replace them with diarrhea
How do you want to Die: Ass rape
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Vaginafoot
What country would you most like to Visit: Buttplug
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Penis licker
Favourite Hair Color: Fagface
Short or Long Hair: Shit on your chest. Cleveland Steamer, baby!
Height: Retard dick
Weight: Redneck anal cunt
Best Clothing Style: Heil Hitler!
Number of Drugs I have taken: Fetus fuck
Number of CDs I own: Suck my wee-wee
Number of Piercings: Ass pipe
Number of Tattoos: Fuck an elephant until he sits on your penis. Then what?
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Your baby's going to grow up to be a dead baby
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!